>Get GF >Immediately start fapping to the thought

>get gf
>masturbating doesn't even occur to me because all I can think about is how much I love her

>>35422549
Meanwhile you are getting cucked

>get GF
>everytime i fuck her i imagine being her and fucking myself
>cum buckets imagening being both the hunk fucking a cute twink and a cute twink getting fucked
>tfw i might be super-gay

Maybe so, maybe no.

>>35422469
>get gf
>immediately start fapping to the thought of me chocking her until she passes out

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>don't get gf
>want these normalfags off my board
>they won't

>>35422469
>Get GF
>Immediately start crying myself to sleep every night as I think about how it'll feel when she leaves me

It actually felt worse than I'd expected when she really did cheat on me.

>get real girlfriend
>immediately try to break up with my imaginary girlfriend
>she won't let me leave
>threats to kill my real girlfriend
>says we should do it togeather

>get gf
>doesnt like giving blowjobs
>doesnt like anal
>doesnt like lights on when fucking
Just fuck my shit up senpai.

>get gf
>immediately start fapping to eating her delicious pussy out every day before reading her usual good morning message
Life was good

>get gf
>can't get hard when I'm with her
>fap to her once she leaves

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>get gf
>she doesn't have a penis

>>35422789
Are you gay then? Cause I'll be your bf bb

>>35422668
This pic describes me missing my ex

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>>35422469
>suggest getting a bottle of hennesy and watching the mad max trilogy with her
>she responds "hmm, I'll have to see when I get back"
>reply "Yeahhh.."