Anyone here ever live in a haunted house? I'm pretty sure

My flat that I lived in was haunted. Not by a ghost but a house spirit though, but basically the same effects as a poltergeist. Once I appeased it though, all the problems stopped.

When I showered last night, I felt something touch my penis. I opened my eyes, not sure what I was expecting to see, but my heart was racing.

There was no one there when I opened my eyes. The door was still locked. I didn't hear anyone come in or out either.

This made me harder. I closed my eyes once more. I felt it touch me again. I kept my eyes closed and it started to fap me. This strange invisible entity was stroking me harder and harder.

I came with the force of a million rockets.

I do this everytime now that I need to fap.

>>35421415
Was having sex the other day (reeeeeeeeee normie) on my bed when I heard/ felt somebody breathe into my ear. Fucking shit myself and jumped up because the girls head was on my left and it came from my right. Girlfriend git freaked out too because I turned white and was looking around for someone. Then we did doggy style

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>>35421639
Gtfo faggot

REEEEEEEE

GTFO

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>>35421415
I sometimes hear footsteps at night when everyone else is asleep or I'm home alone and I'm not sure whether it's ghosts or if I'm just slowly going insane.
Also things will randomly fall down in my house all the time.

>>35422050
>Also things will randomly fall down in my house all the time.
Last week my fucking window closed on its own. Scared the shit outta me

>>35422050
Mfw a cup fell from closed cupboard, somehow missed a huge long counter below it and crashed right onto the floor.

>>35422050
I'd gtfo anon, your house is confirmed spooked. It's only a matter of time before they start clawing at your feet when you sleep

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>>35422315
I can't because I'm NEET and have nowhere to go, I just hope it's a friendly ghost.

I have a vivid memory from when I was a child, maybe 5 or so (not sure), of lying in bed one night and looking down at the foot of the bed and seeing this evil looking cat creature looking up over the edge of the bed at me. It scared the shit out of me. I found out a few years ago that a cat my mother used to own died in my room some years before I was born.

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Hehe ye some could say so :)

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>>35422358
Do what you can to protect yourself anon. I feel spooked just thinking about you.

You must be spooked as fuck

I used to have a lot of sleep paralysis a few years ago, was scary as fuck too.