I've seriously upset my best friend, and I don't know

>>35418936
>Does anyone here know how I can make it up to her?
give her a cream pie

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>>35418952
If she doesn't like pie she's got more problems then lights

>>35418936
>o me at first it all sounded like a bunch of homeopathy tier bullshit, and as I have a tendency to do, I said as much
A lot of the homeopathy shit actually works.

You should be more open minded instead of being a twat. Grow the fuck up and recognize that you don't know everything.

Also tell your friend exactly that. Tell her that you're sorry and that you are a close minded twat who needs to grow up. She'll appreciate it probably.

>>35418936
Hug her, tell her you're sorry, tell her you love her, and tell her you don't want to live without her.

>>35418936
7/10

you will get many (you)s

>>35418968
We will have to disagree about the homeopathy, but I see that this is a genuine therapy with more results than the control groups. Red a study from 1989 at Columbia about it along with some other assorted Wikipedia quick read sorta stuff.

Also it was more about jumping to conclusions that closed mindedness. I have told her all that though. That I'm sorry and what I did was wrong.

And just quickly in my defence this was coming from the same father of hers who's track record of being understand I g towards her is shoddy at best.

>>35419020
Trust me, I will. No doubt. Its just too late at night here to do that until tomorrow.

>>35419164
?

This is probably a clever diss going straight over my head.
Can someone explain?

>>35419249
Could you ever see yourself with her as a couple, or is your relationship platonic?

>>35419277
He wants to fuck her, she doesn't want to fuck him. He may or may not be in denial about it. These are the cold, hard facts

>>35419277
For all intent and puproses, we are a couple in all but name. Its mostly a private thing though.

>>35419312
Buddy I think you're missing the point of this.
That has nothing to do with the situation.

>>35419314
Then I'm sure she'll forgive you. Maybe not right away, but she will.

>>35419314
Lmfao. No you aren't.

>>35419265
ehhhh...
4/10

>>35419336
Thank for being the only reassuring voice here so far anon.

Many thanks from Canada.

>>35419314
Do you have sex with her?

>>35419362
What does that have to do with anything?
This is not about sex. Can you people stay on topic, please?

>>35419433
>This is not about sex. Can you people stay on topic, please?

Sex is literally the only topic on /r9k/. I think you're mistaken about what kind of place this is exactly.

>>35419433
You've got your answer, and nobody else will give you advice. You can go to sleep now.

>>35419480
Yeah you're right. Better here than b though.

>>35419433
2/10
You're slacking

>>35419433
So you DO have sex with her.

>>35419538
Wyd someone please explain?

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>>35418936
>I wrote her a 5 paragraph apology

was it double spaced and with a properly sourced bibliography

>>35419527

Yeah, well that goes without saying.

But you have more than two options on this site alone, and don't even have to ask on this site at all.

But if you insist on /r9k/ being your font of wisdom, I would be extremely choosy about who you accept advice from on here, lest you end up making things worse for someone else's amusement.

I have no help for you. It already sounds like you've done all you can. You've said your peace. Now you have to give her time to forgive you. She might not. You'll have to be ready to accept and deal with that.

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>>35419433
>we don't have sex
>we're practically a couple

anon....she doesn't think you're a couple

>>35419606
Ha does seem that way but longer story behind that.

Tha is for that image though. I'm keeping it.

>>35419580
You're right. I really hope it doesn't come to that though.

>>35419570
I almost included links to what I red, by then I realized that would only come across as ingenuine.

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>>35419570
kek i hope it was in MLA format

>>35418936
your girlfriend is an over-sensitive roastie and you are a top-tier cuckold for trying so hard to make her feel better

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>>35419637
>longer story

well, go on

not like either of us got shit to do. Tell me why you think she's into you but not down to fuck

>>35419696
To me, MLA means member of the legislative assembly, and MLA had a typo on one of her campaign flyers.

>>35419714
We have both expressed interest in it and we have done intimate things before, put never the real deal, because she only just got on the pill.

>>35418936
Just give her some space, let her know that this won't happen again, and make sure it doesn't happen. She'll forgive you OP, but just give her the space she needs for the meantime, she'll talk to you again soon.

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>>35419742
https://owl.english.purdue.edu/owl/resource/747/24/
did you fail High school English?

>>35419786
Thank you. I think you're right

>>35419790
Well I clearly didn't pay much attention.


I actually just forgot the name