How do you faggots get hit on by drunk girls at parties without

Did you remember to be a tall handsome extroverted white guy? It's easy to forget sometimes. Common mistake. Just do that and you're good to go!

>>35418330
This Nigga. Or a cool ethnicity like black.

>>35418291
i don't always get hit on by drunk girls
(maybe once every couple years tops)
but when i do
i don't realize it till it's too late

>>35418291
I'm 24 so most of my friends' parties are boring AF. Just couples galore. I'm the scraps that the fatties and the rejects go for at the end of the night. Last time it was nasty. Real nasty. But sometimes it works out and I get a 5-6/10.

first of all

how the fuck do i FIND a fucking party to go to?

>>35418291
In high school pretty much all of my hook ups were started by girls pursuing or initiating with me. I'm a a very shy guy. Well, I was. I'm getting better

>>35418291
it's just because you're really ugly or weird.

>>35418291
Has happened to me a few times, I'm pretty ripped though.

>>35418347
>it's the insecure black faggot trying make assuage his crippling inferiority complex

>>35418291
Just be tall and good looking. It's not hard. Back when I was a loser virgin I had my first serious kiss at a party. She had her friends keep coming up to me saying she thought I was cute. We ended up making out in front of everyone.

>>35418330

In order to actually get approached you have to look good enough that people find you attractive, but not so much that you intimidate them. If you're to chickenshit to actually take the initiative the ideal range is probably like 7-8/10 give or take a few points depending on the overall attractiveness of the other dudes at the party.

>>35418401
I was also fucking oblivious. Wow I'm remembering some super cringey moments.

One time the head chealeader who started talking to me a lot asked me to drive us to my house to chill since we had the same lunch period. So we went to my place, cuddled on the couch watching shitty tv and then drove back. WHY DID I NOT JUST KISS HER

>>35418418
Also forgot to mention I look like I probably have drugs, have been stopped by security several times too

Because I'm not that bad looking, other than the fact that I'm a manlet.

The problem is I don't know how to deal with women anymore, I don't know their intentions, and I'm too boring for them.

The last party I went to this happened to me twice throughout the night, but I just don't know how to talk to women without thinking about how they're gonna get tired of me and go talk to someone else, or they're just being friendly and I'm taking it the wrong way, or if I was somehow even able to get anywhere with them am I gonna get whiskey dick or is she gonna laugh at me.

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>>35418401
I fucking hate you. I'm so jealous. How could you get girls by literally doing nothing. I I have friends, I get in invited I start conversations, yet they never
show interest

>>35418513
They're already laughing at you for being a manlet. Just like dudes go hogging sometimes, girls also go after dwarves

>>35418291
>going to parties
what the fuck, normo

>>35418536
You're ugly and boring.

Unsurprisingly this was unoriginal

>>35418403
Fuck you. And fuck normies for lying that drunk girls are easier to hit on

>>35418559
They are easier to hit on. Just not for you lol

for me it has always gone like this:
>get drunk on my way there
>dance for a bit
>sit down in chilling area with a beer
>act super drunk/sleepy
>eventually a girl will sit down next to me and starts holding hands/touching me/similar
>start making out
i dunno

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>>35418291
Parties?

please tell me how a 30 yo neet wizard gets invited to parties.

>>35418575
Say that to my face and you'll see whats easy to hit you normscum

>>35418556
Not uglier and boring than 80% of the bitches in those parties.

I ask again, what parties are those in which girls make the first move?

>>35418644


>>35418605 here, mostly EDM raves

>tiny feminine Asian
>usually strike out when I make the first move
>random white girls hit on me aggressively

If you look unique, you might be some girl's fetish enough for her to approach you. Average-looking people, even if they look better, don't have that factor.

>>35418644
>Not uglier and boring than 80% of the bitches in those parties.
>what parties are those in which girls make the first move?
Your attitude would turn them off if they had gotten so fucked that they didn't notice you were an ugly awkward sperg before walking up to you. I bet you consider yourself a nice guy, or at least you did before it became a meme on the same tier as fedoras.

>>35418622
>you'll see whats easy to hit you
lol. You? This is of course imagining a scenario where your eyes don't just immediately drop to the ground and you go silent.

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>>35418695
sometimes, I wish I was you

>>35418606
Didn't the age for wizardry used to be 40? Did they lower it to make faggots feel better about being forever alones?

To answer your question: If you're that old, stand like a virgin and talk like a virgin you're not getting invited anywhere

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>>35418705
>nice guy

orginal

>>35418606
You've lived life wrong

>>35418742
No you don't. Only the mentally unstable white girls race mix. Would you want to be stuck with mentally ill girls who will drop you and move on as soon as they're over their weird chink phase?

>>35418753
>Has no argument
>Tries to deflect with overused, irrelevant maymay
Christ you're pathetic lol

>>35418540
Lmao probably

it was a sick little game of theirs to pass their time

>>35418705
Except I am 6'3, white,borwn hair, have blue eyes, no deformities, and have friends, and talk to girls all, the time.

But they never make the first move.

>>35418802
Because you're not. fucking. interesting. enough.

Why is this so hard for you people to understand?

>>35418812
Robots more boring than me are being hit on, why not me?

>>35418835
Because they aren't more boring than you, you sad entitled cunt. And they're probably good looking. Which you aren't.

>>35418445

I have been approached by sober women back when I used to go outside but I would rate myself no more than a 6.

> it's another episode of lesser normies chiding the same people they've done their best crippling, thinking they're wiser than a dried dicksack by imparting, "you probably think you're a nice guy but you're not, just be attractive"

the real "redpill" here is that party sluts are trash tier barely human non-beings with mental illnesses and diseases and if you actually get invited to parties so often that means you're best off getting educated and wealthy while keeping an eye out for women that aren't ultra whores. and if they deny you can still get to know THEIR friends who may or may not be giga skanks

>>35418853

>Be lone robot doing jack
>suddenly random cunt drooling over his dick
>"lol it just, like happened, bro"

Doesn't sound being interesting


>entitled

Damn right. If other robots can fuck without doing anything, I shouldn't be the exception.

>
Didn't you say that not being boring matters, you normie cunt?

oh and i forgot: make sure to get the fuck out of this board of this ugandan tracking site because you're ruining both the board and your chances simultaneously

>>35418743
It was always 30 retard

>>35418853
I bet you would wonder the same thing if pussy wasn't given to you on a platter.

You also sound like a vapid piece of shit.

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>>35418743
>Didn't the age for wizardry used to be 40?
I thought it was always 30

>>35418760
tell me about it

>>35418780
>No you don't. Only the mentally unstable white girls race mix. Would you want to be stuck with mentally ill girls who will drop you and move on as soon as they're over their weird chink phase?
That sounds suboptimal, but still better than zero attention at all. I'd rather be a girl's passing fetish than be ignored completely.

>>35418963
The only thing ruining the board is you, normshit.

>>35418971
>Retard
Said the virgin thinking anybody would care about what he had to say

>>35418982
You sound like sour grapes. Stop being jealous.

>>35418986
That's one way to look at it.

>>35418961
What is this reddit-tier formatting? You're uninteresting (read: unattractive and boring). Stop being so jealous of others and just be yourself

>>35419031
>just be yourself
troll detected

>>35419096
>ignoring the implied caveat that if being yourself doesn't work then you should quit fucking complaining about it all the time. jesus christ you people are worse than SJWs who think the world should change to accomodate their feelings. you'll never be wanted. women will never look at you differently. you'll always be watching from afar, impotently raging.

>>35419096

If you are a sperg everyone will see right through your fake confident personality within minutes. If you are ugly, be ugly or get surgery.

>>35419128
This cunt gets it originally

>>35419128
>Implying doing fuck all at a party and girls doing the first move requires confidence


>but ugliness doesn't matter, just B yurselv hrr

Girls biggest fear at a party is talking to a creeper that won't stop bothering them/following them. Stop looking like a creeper and they might approach you, bring a friend to talk to, be approachable, have fun. Why is this not obvious?

>>35419152
>normie bullshit reinforcement

This board is getting worse by the minute

>>35418605
>act super drunk/sleepy
>eventually a girl will sit down next to me and starts holding hands/touching me/similar

Imagine how people would react to that type of behavior if the genders were swapped. That would almost sound like some borderline date rape shit.

>>35419247
>Implying I follow them
>Implying I don't have friends
>Implying I look wierd

>>35418385
>no response
So typical
Fuck everyone here

>>35419247
>Girls biggest fear at a party is talking to a creeper
Many girls apperntly hit on robots, so no

Only happens once in a while when I play a show.

Tried pursuing one of them one time; big mistake.png

Horrible relationship; she turned out to be a goddamn mess with a ton of problems I became a big escape outlet for.

>>35419273
Have friends, friends have party with/for friends, throw party for your friends. There isn't no konami code to this.

>>35418892
I said the overall attractiveness of those around you matters. You look better when options are limited.

>>35419238

I used to hiss at girls who used to flirt with me in primary and high school yet they would still hang around like flies on shit.

>>35419252
Fuck off then. Not everyone decided to remain in the basement and be a recluse until they lost all social skills.

>>35419273
Read above. You're not going to parties if you have no friends and lost your social skills.

>>35418291
I have sexy hair and if I don't say anything much they kinda assume I'm Scandinavian

>>35418892
Do you consider yourself interesting?

>>35418330
>tall
>handsome

Pick one. If you're tall you're nearly guaranteed to be skelly or fat. But even when you're ugly it's not that hard, find a girl with a fetish for big guys.

All drunk girls have different tastes. The only thing you can do is be visible and go to lots of parties. If you're to a girl's liking she will approach you.

>>35418605
This sounds illogical, where do you live?
In my country, girls just ignore guys that are alone, drunk, or sleeping.

>>35419360
>And here we see the triggered manlet shitposting in his natural habitat

>>35419322
Were you a chad?

How did you act before they started flirting with you?

>>35418291
the "be yourself" meme isnt actually meme so just go for it

>>35419351

I still have a love note form high school saying "I think you are interesting"

I would say I am. I'm a decent conversationalist as I can make people laugh without being fake.

>>35419416

Somewhat shy, but tried compensate by hanging with the bad boyzzzzz. But having a chick interested in me was too overwhelming for me.

>>35419481
I've been called interesting by several girls, they all rejected me.

>>35419378
again. how do I do that if I'm not in college. (or high school or employment)

>>35419515
80% of my friend group is chads, didn't make me more attractive in the eyes of the cunts in high school. Probably has to do with me looking inferior to my friends. IDK how the opposite worked for you.

>>35418441
>>it's the insecure black faggot trying make assuage his crippling inferiority complex
hey it's a change from the usual insecure white faggot crying about his mummy problems and being a fat beta

>>35419585
Yeah. I'd agree with that. I'm sick of seeing that too.

>>35419547
Clubs, bars, social events? You know, what adults do?

>>35419394
>bitter virgin lanklet triggered again

>>35419680
>Projection: The Post
I lost my virginity 8 years ago. I'm 6'0, right on the cut-off of being a manlet.

>>3541866
>EDM
>raves
>fucking kys

I'm a literal faggot. So I just ignore it, and act friendly and turn the gay up to 11/10

>>35419862
Proof that gays cannot be robots. You can get sex anytime anywhere.

>>35419886
Girls are gross, it would be like saying straights can get gay sex anytime (they can)

if you get invited to parties you're not a fucking robot.

>>35419953
>>35419886
Anybody who posts on /r9k/ is a robot

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>When people talk about women hitting on them
>When you've been universally ignored by women your entire life

I sometimes wonder what world I live in.

>>35418291
they can sense your sad virgin aura you give off

>>35420003
Same world anon. You're just ugly.

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>>35420046

>Be fucked from birth by looks
>Normies say it's my fault I'm alone

Really stimulates the Cartesian Soul

>>35420091
If it's not your fault whose fault is it?

>>35420091
Ugly guys can get laid too.

>>35420115

God's fault. fuck that nigger

>>35420127
>They always have to place the blame on someone who isn't themselves

Every. Time.

>>35420118
True. You just have to pay.

>>35420155
or be very charismatic