> Be me, 27 > Have a 6 year old son > he's a sugar

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> Be me, 27
> Have a 6 year old son
> he's a sugar addict, so bad you'll find it all over his bed and on the floor
> one time I buy some cake mix and frosting
> this is some of the richest frosting you can get, itll give you a headache just like that
> my son, like the little shitlord he is, eats the cake mix, and I catch him in the act
> before I grab the flip-flop of ass smashing, a different course of action reveals itself
> I grab the frosting and open it in front of my bewildered son
> I hand him a spoon and tell him, "eat it. All of it."
> he gives me a weird look and begins digging in
> 5 minutes later and he hasn't even touched the bottom
> I tell him he isn't leaving the table until it's all gone
> I watch this poor kid eat, with tears in his eyes, every last speck of frosting in the can
> I put him to bed and think it's over
> fast forward a couple hours, and I hear him pattering into my room
> "Daddy, my stomach hurts"
> I tell him that that's what he gets for doing what he did
> he leaves and comes back 30 minutes later
> "Daddy, I don't feel so good"
> he lurches forward, and hurls dull yellow sludge all over my wife and I
> Son slips on his throwup and breaks an arm
> it's been 8 years since then, and I swear to God he hasn't touched anything sweet since