Does anyone else get vagina envy? I don't think I want

I'm only jealous of the fact that their genitals constantly leak tasty snacks, whereas we have to work for hours.

>>35415825
what toasty roasty keeps spamming this lie

Stop posting this here.

Go to /lgbt/. Fuck off. Spamposters are the worst.

I wish I had a dick.

originaldick

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>forgetting periods exist

Kill yourselves.

>>35416076
You can borrow mine, melbourne fujoshit.

>>35416118
would you let me fuck you with it though

>>35416216

>what is a strapon

Cyborg dicks will be invented soon anyway

>>35416216
I'd let you make a mold of it and peg me.

>>35416076
>I wish I had a dick.
Please go into excruciating detail about why and what you would do If you got your wish, so I can stroke my dick while reading.

>>35415825
Is that what geriatric pussy typically looks like?

Does anyone else dislikenwhen the same threads are posted on the daily basis? It's like they're trying to plant a seed of gayness in your mind

>>35415825

Is this pic shooped? How the heck does the pussy look so fresh???

>>35416216
>would you let me fuck you with it though
literally just wear a strap on and fuck robot's asses until they are bleeding, crying messes

I enjoy the convenience of peeing through a penis, but nevertheless I unironically wish I was a lesbian woman instead of straight man.

>>35417615
>I unironically wish I was a lesbian woman instead of straight man
faggot?

>>35416951
>How the heck does the pussy look so fresh???
she moisturizes

>>35415825
I prefer my genitals not to bleed, he-who-posts-this-exact-same-thread-every-godforsaken-day.
>>35417742
Lesbians always get pussy because they have their own.

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>>35415825

How do granny cunts feel like? As a mid 20's beta virgin nu-male, I feel like I may have an easier and better chance of losing my virginity to an older, desperate woman. And maybe I can get a mummy gf. I mean, older women should get off of fucking younger men, right? It makes them feel like they're still wanted. Where do I find one of these semen demons?

>>35418015
yes older women will fuck younger guys but this still only applies to chads... maybe even moreso because women like mature men, so often if they choose to date younger, they need to be even bigger chads to make up for their immaturity

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whats the pussy equivalent to a dick like this?

>>35418083
There's no pussy equivalent.
I don't want any pussies down my throat or up my ass.

>>35416951
being a virgin does wonders to your genitals

>>35417742
no, I am not sexually attracted to men, and if I was a woman I would still like women

>>35418987
>I am not sexually attracted to men
sounds gay

>>35415825
What the fuck how does she have such a nice pussy