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>Girl and I were having a lazy Sunday, we had both gotten pretty drunk the night before
>Just laying in bed cuddling, spooning for hours (we had pretty lengthy drunk sex the night before)
>I get sort of bored, start kissing her neck, start moving down.
>roll her over (I had a thing for rimming her so she probably knew what was coming)
>keep kissing her all over as I get to her butt
>Kiss her butt a few times "S-stop, I have to fart"
>Fetish activates, THIS IS IT
>I mutter "do it" as I kiss her right buttcheek
>Move over to kiss the inside of her left cheek, as my lips press down I hear it blast from her pretty little butthole
>immediately taste it, I recoil as it didn't smell anything like a fart so close to the source.
>Tasted like sulphurous pennies.
>She breaks into laughter "That was a GOOD one!" She exclaims.
>Still in shock, not sure if I should reveal my power level
>"What did it taste like anon?" She asks me repeatedly
Then I proceeded to get the hardest, biggest boner of my entire life and literally the best sex of my (and probably her) life
Any other robots cursed with a fart fetish?
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>Girl and I
Stopped reading there, gET OUT NORMALFAG OUT OUT OUT FUCKING OUT RIGHT NOWWWWWWWWW REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!
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>>35415632
No, stop! I'm one of you now!
Would you forsake one of your own simply for having tasted the forbidden fruit?! ...of butts?
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I know there are robots who know this feel.
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My grill and I work messed up and playing femdom games. She farted directly into my face but it was such a hazy night I barely remember it.
I want this sober but too ashamed to say.
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>>35416029
*were* not work.
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>>35415598
all girls have to fart. why is this seen as so strange? we're all humans
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>>35415598
That reminded me of the Rob Delaney tweet about Batman going over to Catwoman's place to have sex with her, seeing a giant human-sized litterbox filled with human shit, and then fucking her twice as hard as he normally would have.
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>>35416029
That's actually pretty sexy. Good on you anon. Femdom makes the whole thing so much better.
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>>35416058
Some ppl might like the taboo aspect. I just like the smell of pretty girls farts, its like there's a chemical reaction in my brain ...and dick
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>>35416029
I say go for it dude. She already did it once when she was in control.
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I know there are fart fetish bros on this board. Cmon out, air your feelings/experiences
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>>35415598
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE NORMIE OUT
>>35417097
i really do think that it's secretly one of the more popular fetishes on this board besides normie shit like futa and foot fetishes
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>>35418115
>normie shit
>futa
I fucking lol'd m8
I hope you're right though. Fart fetish is pretty patrician
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>>35415598
I did a girl once who couldn't stop letting out little farts
I lost my erection a few minutes after everytime she's done it
she's also pissed in my mouth and called it squirting
I kept my mouth shut 'cause I'm a little bitch
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I'm heavily nto both farts and scat to the point it's almost all I fap to. Farts are superior but good fap material is much harder to come by.
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>tfw reading this
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>>35418638
Same, I don't see how normans can stand to fap to vanilla shit. There's no taboo, no boundary breaking.
Of course at the same time I'd be surprised if people weren't hard-pressed to find a girl that would mutually share and experience fetishes as extreme as that, and considering I'm a worthless boring husk anyways it's not like I'll find out soon.
>>35418115
It's got to be pretty popular on here, this board is full of so much regressing for the sake of self-sustainment, desperation, and projected beta faggotry that I can't see it NOT making up a decent chunk of us.
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Why I read dis?
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