>started talking to a hooker
>booked an appointment for Saturday
>starting to get cold feet
Talk me into this /r9k/
>>35412555
Don't do it. Why not wait for the perfect girl? You're still young anon
t. KV
>>35412555
Keep talking to her, if you like. Don't fuck her. Don't pay her for anything.
>>35412555
Why book so far in advance? Do it that day and go early and be like the first person she fucks that day.
>Saturday
my nigga shell be run through 10 dicks or more by the time she sees you
>>35412648
It's only in the AM bro
>>35412555
Do it, you gay ass cracka-lacka. Get them nuts sucked, yo. Fuck.
>>35412619
I gave her my real name for some reason
>>35412688
you're going to get aids or something, don't do it nigga.
>>35412648
this
call her the morning of and ask to see her in a few hours. also, she'll probably forget about you by friday.
>>35412688
Then have a friend. A female hooker friend to chat shit with and be as honest as you both like.
>>35412707
I'll rubber it up.
you shouldnt do it, if you are nervous you probably won't get it up and it won't be very enjoyable. i have never heard a single "virgin goes to whore" story that turned out well, its always "i couldnt get hard" or "it felt boring"
>>35412707
I fucked 10 prostitues raw and I haven't got any stds
>>35412755
>>35412713
do the friend thing OP, make her play video games
>>35412755
I haven't jerked off once this week and I'll pop some cialis. I'll meet her with a hard on.
>>35412555
Does she have a feminine penis or you a straight boi?
>>35412555
Virgin guy = cute
Guy who's only experience of sex is some fucked up prostitutes = no
>>35412791
She's got a nice thicc ass and little titties. She's French.
>>35412729
You'll become black
>>35412756
Tell him about your newfound melanin.
>>35412779
Don't pay her to play videogames, though.
>>35412798
I'm getting to an age where you can't be cute and a virgin.
>>35412806
Even though the virginity is gone? Oh well, I've accepted that I'm a perpetual weirdo.
>>35412820
Ah, the mature age of seven
>>35412894
I wish, I wish I could go back and do it all over
>>35412555
Back out man. LITERALLY no shame in that.
>>35412923
You can be a cute wizard
>>35412555
Oh just get on with it, pussy. She's probably more scared than you are depending on what you look like
>>35412819
She did ask me if I had any more requests. When I cum in the first 5 minutes I might want to play some vidya for the next 25 minutes.
>>35413046
I look like a serial murderer tbqh
>>35412592
I'm 34...
originall
>>35412755
I lost mine to an escort and I don't regret it.
OP, don't go into it expecting something amazing. Treat it as a learning experience - what different parts feel like, what goes where, how to kiss, etc - and you'll get something out of it.
If nothing else, the novelty of grabbing an ass cheek is pretty good.
i never thought i would ever get a hooker in my life, then got 2 in about 2 months, but i was in another country
Don't freak out. She'll prolly be really cool.
I bet it will be one of your most positive experiences with a women you'll ever have
Was for me.