>finally decide to clean my room
>wash bed sheets, hang clothes, pick up trash, and all that shit
>get bed sheets out of the dryer and slap that shit on my bed
>decide to take a break from cleaning
>really hot so I strip to my undies
>gotta fart
>wasn't a fart
>mfw I realize I gotta wash bed sheets again
>tfw have to check butt after a fart to make sure nothing came out
The result of a healthy american diet, I presume?