>be me, 27 >mummies special boy >dreaming of enjoying

>>35410616
What makes you think it's ok to act like this?

>>35410668
>being THIS new
Bet you're retarded too

>>35410717
Fuck off troII

>>35410616
>27
>high school
wtf???????

>>35410616

hee hee hee! shows how much you you know! if you dont finish high school by your 22nd birthday they wont let you back in!

lel i am so smart XD

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>mommy tells me she's going to take me to see Force Awakens a while back
>She tells me to get into the car and warm it up as she puts her makeup on
>too big for the front so I waddle to the car and get in the middle so I don't put too much weight on one side
>all of a sudden a guy runs up our driveway and takes mommy's car
>too distracted to notice me sitting in the backseat
>as he began to flee, I slouched in my seat deeper than ever before
>after 5 minutes, just enough time for him to feel safe, I spoke up in the monotone of a person who didn't understand the gravity of the situation
>"I am in the backseat, AMA"
>He was shocked and terrified by my non-nonchalance, causing him to lose control of Mommy's car and crash into a nearby Denny's.
>He was dead upon impact but I emerged without a scratch because I didn't tense up
>As I stepped out of the flaming wreckage, my strong legs glistening with sweat from the heat of victory and waifu pillow in hand, applause erupted throughout the establishment
>"Hero" they called me; a title I reluctantly accepted
>Unaffected by the commotion, I calmly walkedover to a booth and beckoned a beautiful Denny's waitress
>"No need for a menu" I said, "I'll be having 2 of everything"
>for the first time in my life, I ate at a restaurant without my Mom.

so, was Force Awakens any good?

>>35410616
>acting like this at 27

What in the actual fuck

these threads are the best
>originoli originoli give me the tendioli

>>35412267
No, it was shit.

>>35410616
this is one of the most poorly written poopoo peepee stories i've ever read

>REEEE! MY NUTRIENTS HAVE ESCAPED MY BODY!
i mean it's like you read through a best of green text thread and then wrote this garbage

you should feel ashamed

>>35410616
27, living in mom's basement and working on a GED.

I predict you'll end up a gardener for a wealthy Chinese person.

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>>35412267
>>"I am in the backseat, AMA"

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>25 years old
>Prime condition of my life, a perfectly healthy 350 pounds
>Spend all my energy devoting my time to my hobbies, AND carrying around my prized posession, my custom made 350 stitch high quality fabric waifu pillow
>I spend my time up until the wee hours of the morning, arguing about conspiracy theories and trying to "convince" normal people about important racial issues using BLACKED.com
>Woke up famished at 3 pm
>Screamed for tendies
>Mummy didn't respond
>I carefully moved my waifu pillow so she wouldn't witness the mess that was about to unfold
>Screamed so hard I threw up and shit myself at the same time

That'll teach her not to ignore her bestest healthy boy.

Wait, why did two teachers have to follow OP around?

>>35410616
>'m tazed by a pig cop
>>wake up in hospital with mommy crying
So no charges filed, then?

>>35412694
>350lbs
>healthy

>>35412980
Of course not. He's a "special boy".

>>35412226
Exceptions are made for special boys.

>>35412267
>Autist casually startles thief out of his excited paranoid theft high and kills him
Got me right there

Does anyone else feel really bad for the mom?

>>35413786
These are not real stories

>>35413786
I feel bad for the 'tard wranglers. Probably lost their job after this incident.

>None of these stories end up with mom fucking
Wasted potential desu

>>35412491
And? I see these tendie loving guys all the time in L.A.