have tomorrow off from work, so it's time for a drinking

>>35410436
How did you stop balding

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Are you sure you want to drink that?

>>35410436
I hate you more then life itself Samson. Why did you choose to become the worst thing? We hate it, and for you it was a way to get attention on a fucking anime board.

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I'm drinking a Listel "Sable de Camargue" cheap ass rose' because I'm a huge fucking faggot. Plus a bowl of weed; it's called green poison apparently.

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>>35410436
its cheap rose for me tonight samson

>>35410509
also smoking weed and downing shit wine, cheers

>>35410532
>paying the dollar extra to turn cheap wine cheap pink

>>35410571
eh, still cheap so I don't really care.
just trying new (shitty) things.

>>35410436
You still have those godawful curtains, nice ponytail though...

>>35410610
Get colt 45 son, jesus.
Also my rum is 96 proof.
I need higher proof.

>>35410610
I'm just cheap the change is a can of beer in my mind

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I have tequila but I kind of want to save it for my birthday next Thursday (my conception was an accident caused by tequila, so I try to have a shot of it on the day).
Should head out to the box box booze store and pick something up.

>>35410532
>took French course with faggot sommelier
>he started legitimately tearing up while describing how terrible cheap wine companies are for mixing strains of grape or keeping large vats of mixed wines
I hated him.

>>35410451
I didn't
>>35410490
because it anally annihilates fags like you
>>35410509
>>35410532
>rosemind
>>35410658
they are functional. and it's not a ponytail, it's a bun (though I've since let my hair down, it's not good to keep it up for too long)
>>35410722
get some rum

>>35410841
>get some rum
If a brand I like is on sale.
Otherwise I'll just pick up a big-ass beer or cider, maybe a shooter or two.

>>35410777
he sounds like I would hate him too honestly.

Anybody here ever tried dog bite?
its a cheap hobo beer but its like 14%abv

>>35410841
Let's smoke some weed

stop posting this thread you dirty fucking alcoholic

>>35410985
Sounds like my kind of swill.
Will keep an eye out for it in the future.

>>35411028
But people enjoy these threads.
What's the most popular thread you've managed to make?

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>>35411133
Just goggled and its 10%
Looks like this desu
fair warning though, it tastes like piss, metallic piss. but, a coupla cans get me feelin bretty good so

>>35410880
get flor de cana if you can
>>35410985
haven't tried that, but I do have some Lagunitas High Westified Imperial Coffee Stout, which is 12.2% alcohol and still really tasty and drinkable
>>35411003
smoking chocolate hashberry right now

Hey what do you faggots enjoy doing when you're drinking at home alone, aside from shitposting?

Fuck I want to be drinking right now, but I can't go out to get liquor because my parents will become suspicious.

>>35411287
I enjoy smoking when I drink lel

but also I usually sit on the porch to get some air, and watch shows on my laptop. That or vidya or porn

>>35410436
I also have tomorrow off and am drinking evan

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>>35411309
sometimes i miss my time as a serious alcoholic. i would wake up, buy a 40oz, drink it for breakfast on the porch, smoke a few cigs, and listen to my headphones, and then go for a walk, eventually buy some more booze, listen to a few albums on the porch and just drink myself lazy. then maybe once it got dark, stop at

Ahh, it doesn't get any better than that, friends.

>>35411442
half of that got deleted

...stop at a dive bar, drink myself deeper into the void, imagine a qt girl approaching me and initiating a conversation, but instead just drink until i can't feel anything at all, walk home, cry myself to sleep, etc.

absolutely purity.

>>35411287
I enjoy whittling, masturbating, cooking, reading, or watching movies. Not memeing, that's literally what I do when I drink at home. Used to paint but it's so fucking messy and just a pain in the ass.

Sometimes I'll get super lit and go for a stumbling hike in the woods nearby if it's nice enough and a weekend.

>>35411287
watch youtube vids and get stoned
>>35411442
whiskey and toast is the best breakfast t b h

>>35411239
Guinness was on sale for St. Paddy's so I got a six pack of extra stout.

>>35410436
Anon you look like a good person. 10/10 would hang out with and most likely become great friends with. How old are you? 33 here.

>>35411717
Also couldn't resist how cute this little Kraken shooter was.

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>>35411785
Would have been a better post if I wasn't too stupid to include pic.

>>35411717
there are many better stouts than Guinness though
>>35411731
22, almost 23. and no, I'm boring and autistic as fuck
>>35411785
>tfw got my shotglasses from a Kraken bottle

>>35411949
>there are many better stouts than Guinness though
They weren't on sale though.

this guy made a goal being an alcoholic?

kek

>>35411808
Damn that is cute

>>35412029
It's like it's for little baby pirates.

You are looking more corpse like lately op. Are you working on dying?

>>35412365
>posted that her crazy father wanted to bone her
>decided to form a namefag identity from that
Well- at least you aren't a generic, but still....

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>>35410436
Enjoy yourself, enjoy the fuzzy blanket of intoxication. I take care of myself better than anyone I know. I exercise hard everyday, I never took hard drugs, I eat extremely healthy, I am very conscious and nurturing to my body. I ended up with acute pancreatitis out of nowhere in September. I haven't drank since I was 22 and I'm nearly 26 now. The only medicine I use is cannabis. I'm well beyond the point of using it recreationally. I have great respect for the plant. It is THE ONLY FUCKING WAY I CAN SLEEP AND FEEL 100% WELL RESTED. I was going to take my board exam and become a dental assistant right before I ended up in the hospital. From that point on at least job-wise life has been dragging me through the fucking mud. The only job I can get hired for is a cashier. I applied for a bakery position in a supermarket and they lied to my face and ended up putting me on registers. My friend offered me a chance to become a lifeguard but you need money for the training. I cannot find work, I cannot make money, I cannot self medicate, I cannot take sleeping sedatives because of my pancreas. Even if I wanted to I can never drink again. Enjoy it for me and enjoy it as long as it lasts. I'm losing my wits.

>>35411968
far enough
>>35412365
m8, I've been working on dying for over a decade now

>>35410436
Cheap vodka is always my poison. Love it.

Should I drink some Rye whiskey neat or have my two remaining unfiltered Bavarian wheat beers?

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>leave room
>one of my guinnesses is on the table, 90% drunk
I would have offered you one anyway dad!
THE POLITE THING TO DO
IS TO AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASK

>>35412577
first whiskey, then beer
>>35412593
my rule is, feel free to drink my booze, but if you finish a bottle/pack/etc, you have to buy a replacement

>>35412785
It's not the lost booze, it's the principle of the thing.

>>35413029
fair enough, stealing is fairly fucked up. t b h, if someone who had never asked started just taking my booze, I would be somewhat upset (though most people just ask, which means I say yes and they get to keep receiving booze from me)

>>35413128
At least I still have four.

>>35413400
just make sure your dad knows he has to ask you for permission first
gonna start drinking the French white wine I got for free from work today

>>35413428
Lighting up a bowl with you

>>35413428
>free wine
man, I wish I got free wine.

Gonna go to the liquor store right before they close, grab a burger on the way home, fire up the computer and drink/shitpost/podcast/vidya all night

>>35413483
smoke on m8
>>35413596
I don't usually, there just happened to be some available this time. it's a nice citrusy white blend, not bad for a French wine

>>35410436
I am literally drinking that right now. Half of the bottle is gone I could quit now and play a game or keep drinking.

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yellowtail anon here,
polished off the bottle a bit ago, currently smoking a bowl on the porch, listening to the thunderstorm.

its gonna be a good night for once.

Feeling good, listening to
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XacvydVrhuI

>>35410436
Holy shit you look terrible without long hair.

>>35413691
half of my bottle is gone also
>>35414001
rain is always /comfy/ weather
>>35414214
I'm listening to this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9l-nk4bQEf0

Thanks again for keeping me off booze by posting your ugly mug, you neckbearded fatass.

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No alcohol today, only weed.

>>35414340
Putting donuts on your penis sounds like a good way to give your gf a yeast infection.

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I'm about to crack open this bottle of St. Bernardus Abt 12. Nice stuff, costs $10.75 a bottle here.

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Drinking by myself cause roommates are gone

>>35414429

>st bern

Good taste in beer and waifu anon, you may continue posting.

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>>35414441
>not always drinking alone
Normie
I am very sad and jealous

>>35411208
That's quite a nice head for hobo swill.

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>>35410436
Just down two earthquakes and now i'm sipping on a natty ice. Earthquake is pretty shit but just one will get you feeling pretty good.

Also Evan Williams is pretty good for the price if i'm ever low on money (which is all the fucking time) and want whisky its my go to as well.

>>35414461
Thanks. I only got it 'cause Chimay is out of stock tho. Also Chimay blue > Chimay red.

Have you tried Lupulus? It's an excellent beer, I might even say better than Chimay.

>>35414518
Yeah it looks pretty but tastes like metal lol

>>35410436
are you seriously a robot?

ur not even ugly

>>35414632
indeed I am
>>35414521
its the best cheap whiskey
time for mf doom https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GZAXE3-srfM
>>35414340
both is the best though

>>35410436
trip fags are the worst. but evan williams is pretty damn good and destruction was okay back in the day. still, you suck, gerald.

>>35414632
He's cute as fuck, and he's plowed a grill or two, but there's just something fundamentally broken deep inside of him- not even the autism.

>>35414668
Samson why don't you work out and try to tan since you live in California? Or did you just give up and don't give a shit anymore? You're not even ugly bro

>>35410532
I have to drink two of these to get somewhat drunk

>>35414632
You haven't seen his body.

He could be really good looking if he hit the gym though.

>>35414832
yeah I just kinda got a buzz off the bottle, but I didn't expect much

>>35414987
They taste good though

No homo

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>>35414853
For a guy as heavy as he is, he carries the weight just fine.

>>35414740
oh yeah, I'm totally fucked up
>>35414789
I'm somewhat agoraphobic, and incredibly lazy

>>35410436
stop drinking u faggot

>>35415041
IT blows my mind how people are afraid to go do shit but then not scared of wasting their whole life

>>35414441
Midwest anon?

Nice schiit stack.

Hey OP you look like a vampire. Go get some sunlight dude.

Why do the mods/janitors allows this blatant /soc/ shit on here? I mean this is pretty much cut and dry attention/camwhoring yet these shitty threads almost always get hundreds of replies.

Maybe I'm the only one who reports your shitty threads but I doubt it.

>>35415131
yeah i'm from Iowa, how can you tell?

>>35415211
Kum n Go cup. My hometown is 20 mins from Des Moines, but I go to college far away. How are you doing? :)

>>35415190
why are you so fucking bitter?
ignore a thread if you don't like it

>>35415190
You're just jealous fag Samson is alright and the threads always have cool shit to talk about so who cares

The man is funny as fuck

>>35415237
>ejaculate and evacuate

>>35415266
>>35415271
And he actually has dick riders and fanboys too. Wow what a popular guy! Kill yourselves.

>>35415237
I'm in Ames right now getting drunk by myself, so im doing pretty good

>>35415289
Chill I said he's alright

I'm just saying you're an angry faggot

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>>35410436
nice to see you again.

can't drink tonight, got to make a 5 hour drive starting at 1am. will probably pick up a couple bottles of some cheap pink moscato i see other anons in this thread are drinking shitty pink wine toowhen the stores open up at my destination though and drink them down and pass out friday afternoon sometime.

still working on the hangover from yesterday as well, but that's what i get for drinking cheap malt liquor all night and into the afternoon again.

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What kinda job you got OP?

>>35415190
Alcohol is like the one thing available to robots to not feel completely shit for a little while, I think it's fine
Although the op shouldn't be a samson selfie

>>35415289
I don't give a single fuck about samson (no offense)

I just came here for the comfy conversations

>>35415328
ISU student or just living in Ames? I know some people going there.

>>35415427
ordinarily this is true but my roommate sells weed so I don't have to leave the house to get it

at least now I can drink less rotgut

>>35415552
ISU student, about to graduate in a couple months too

>>35415612
Nice! I'm going to bed but I wish you best of luck in finding a job. Nice talking to you, Iowabro

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>>35410436
>tfw on the Jew Pills
>tfw can't drink due to dangerous reaction
Why did your people do this to me?

>>35415752
>asking why kikes jewed you over

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It's my birthday today anon. Whatchi fellas drinkin

>>35415905
nothing yet, pink wine in a number of hours.

happy birthday anon.

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>>35416013
Never had that b4. IS it anything like Canadian ice wine?

>>35416243
I had >>35410532
earlier and it tasted like strawberry champagne imo
it was bretty good

>>35415752
I'm on E and Spiro and I still drink. You just get drunk reaaaaally fast, like seriously a couple drinks and you are done. But you can still do it (but be very careful, start off with like half a drink and wait half an hour to see how quick you're metabolizing.)

>>35415905
Happy birthday anon!
I'll drink to it.

>>35415752
>>35416327
I was on a very small dose of SSR's 25mg and I still drank and occaisonally even did lines.... No bad reaction at all.

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Shitty local beer. Its dece.

>>35410436
I haven't been on here in like 6 months. You get so much fatter every time I see you.

>>35416327
I wonder if e and spiro are why me tolerance for weed is way lower even though I still smoke daily .-.

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>>35417071
what a fucking savage

>>35410436
I'm worried about your alcoholism m8. You don't want cirrhosis of the liver

>>35411808
>3 guinneses and a babby Kraken later I don't feel very drunk at all.

How can you guys drink cheap liquor and beer without wanting to spit it out?

I have been spoiled with craft beers, I can never drink any shitty lite beers

>>35417168
We're conditioned for it- you probably started out spoiled.
Like, the queen of England would probably cry if you made her eat spam.

>>35414603

>chimay

Yes, blue is superior

>Lupulus

No I haven't

Listening to
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ixPQ9x6Gjpc
Feeling oddly lewd

buying a crate of peer when the stores open, then its off to work and dreaming about the beer until I quit and get to drink it

>Evan Williams
I take back everything I've said about you, Samson, which is that I prefer anonymous posters over tripfags, namefags and avatarfags.

Evan Williams is the best cheap bourbon in existence. Still drinking nothing but PBR and Evan Williams. Same thing I've been drinking daily for the past 5-6 years. Also, for the past month I've only had 1 day off a week. On the plus side, it's very possible I get a promotion. Only been working in this kitchen for a little over a month, and I've already got a raise. Now the owner is already hinting at a promotion. Only problem is that it's a salaried position, so I'd be signing my life away.

Just kidding, I don't have a life.