>"The next part of my spell requires the seed of a human

>"demon or human, slit cunts are all the same. Get on your knees you inter dimensional whore."

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>>35408284
>it will end very badly for humanity
*ejaculates on the spot*

>>35408284
Fuck her so I'm no longer a virgin.

>Inform her about the fact I was born with genitalia, amongst other genetic issues.

We could still be friends, though.

>>35408406
Without*.

God damn I'm a failure.

But benis in bagina :DDD

>>35408284
I accept my fate and let the demon chick rape me. Maybe pleade with her to let me live while she kills/enslave humanity.

>>35408284
>Pulls down pants
>Suddenly think of loved ones. The few friends who have stood by your side and seen you at your worst and best. >See a bright future not for yourself but for the others you have knowingly or unknowingly helped along the way with small acts of kindness over the years.
Y-You too...

>>35408284
>"C-Can I a-at least feel your b-boobies, misters?"

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Hey, Anon, hold my beer. I got a plan.

>>35408284
oooh so taking it up the butt doesnt count after all.