>Going to nightclub on Saturday. >Friend wants me to drink

>>35399974
>going clubbing
>drinking
>being this degenerate
it's like you want to stand on the wall and be executed with hollow point rounds to the head, pham.

How about you do us all a favor and kill yourself?

>>35399974
>Any tips on clubbing

Yeah, grab a club and beat yourself to death with it.

How about you stand up for yourself and call him out on shit that you don't approve of. Better yet, why do you allow yourself to be roped along to places you don't want to go in the first place? If you don't like clubbing, don't go clubbing. It's L I T E R A L L Y that simple.

>>35400138

This is the only right answer

Oreg

Normie here, if all else fails just copy what everyone else is doing, if you do it enough you can just Dance naturally without thinking about it. It's obviously a lot harder when the only music they play at clubs is nigger jungle shit.

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==W H O M S T==

>>35399974
Did you like the experience except being shit on by your bro?

Spoiler alert: everyone looks like a dickhead when they dance.

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>>35400218
Not me man, I'm like fucking butter sizzling on a pan on that fucking dance floor maen.