Autistic grill here. The girls at my school don't want

>>35399554
autistic guy here. People hate me because I always look mad apparently and there's nothing I can do about it because I don't feel mad

all i wanna do is bang screw in the dirty third that city of syrup, bang screw

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Normie here
Just be yourself
lmao

>>35399554
>at my school
underage b&

>>35399554
I want an autistic girlfriend and have awkward lewd first time sex

>>35399554
I'd invite you to parties, feed you alcohol and drugs and use you if you're cute. That what you're into?

>>35399554
All grills are normies case and point.
Might as well ritualistic japanese suicide desu, you're existence is futile

>unattractive girl with mental disability
"WHY CAN'T I MAKE FRIENDS GUYS? WHY?"

>>35399554
>I can't be friends with autistic bois because they either start to like me
>I just want to hang out with someone and be invited to parties and have a normal social life. I want a friend.
>Seriously considering suicide.
please dont hesitate.

>>35399570
I'm happy and smiling all the time
Spreading the good vibes
What am I doing wrong

>>35399641
That sounds fun as long as it's consensual
All human interaction is mutual exploitation

>>35399656
Why must being female be so arduous and unforgiving
Autistic bois don't have it nearly as hard because they have other autistic bois

>>35399766
I'm not into rape. It's only fun when the grill gets fired up (heh). You ever smoked weed or taken uppers? Where do you live?

>>35399609
Not relevant.
Kys
I also want to screw my polsci professor though.
>>35399594
Why are you doing this to me desu

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>>35399766
no fuck off. This is now an Australian Appreciation thread. Anything unaustralian will be deleted and removed. My daddy is a mod.

>>35399807
I've smoked weed, but I like whiskey and morphine better.
Am Vancouverite scum. First year UBC, git gud

>>35399554
stop trying to fit in. be yourself. there are many people just like you. if you treat them like shit then expect the same.

>>35399822
Did you know that passion fruits proliferate at such a rate in Australia that they're considered a weed
Also the University of Melbourne has one of the best psychology programs in the world

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>>35399832
>>35399847
prepare to go deleted and banned from r9k

>>35399822
>>35399807
I'm Australian, cunt. What now?

>>35399832
Damn. Like 12 hours away by plane. I used to talk to a Canadian girl who wanted to meet up and fuck back in the day. She got me into Fellsilent. Unless you're coming to Aus this is going to get difficult lol

>>35399766
>All human interaction is mutual exploitation
well thats why nobody likes you
bye idiot

>>35399847
Tried and tested. Nobody wants to hear about the relationship ship between toxoplasmosis and the human endogenic retrovirus. Existence is pain

>>35399857
Good boy. You're doin great.

>>35399862
stop posting already you're boring.

>>35399878
She's right though. You both get something out of it or one stops interacting with the other. This is why you're alone though. You have nothing to offer others so no one bothers.

>>35399876
you better start appreciating yourself then mate and do it fast otherwise I'll start handing out bans

>>35399882
>nobody
this includes you then.

stop trying to be special. you'll make friends as soon as you want to.

>>35399832
Should have also mentioned that I'm big into whisky myself. I missed that part. I've got a bookshelf full of it.

>>35399900
I'd appreciate you fucking off desu mate

>>35399554
Lmao how do suicidal thoughts exist haha nigga just be yourself haha just make friends lol

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>>35399889
nah fuck off cunt. I bet you've got a dry cunt.

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>>35399923
yeah nah how about you fuck off m8

>>35399925
was that supposed to be funny? no cunt, so you lost the bet.

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>>35399951
no. I'm just here to stop roasties and their faggot orbiters.

>>35399966
>i'm here to give attention to women
that's nice.

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>>35399822
The only thing Australia deserves is a nuclear Holocaust.

>>35399981
why else would you be in this thread ya dickhead.

Maybe you need to getfucked ya faggoty cunt

>>35399876
Asking someone to take a plane to you from 3 anonymous messages to come take drugs

What is wrong with you

>>35399983
>implying nuclear weapons would work
Australia has a shield. do you? no because you're a gay cunt.

>>35400007
At what point did I ask anyone to take a plane you dyslexic cunt?

You sound like fun. I'd probably date you

>girl
>can't get friends

Chose one. Lower you standards you ugly fuck, you're not Stacy, make friends with the autists or kill yourself

>>35400028
m8 I think you have down syndrome desu

>>35400040
I'd rather kill myself k thx bye
In all seriousness, did you even read?

>>35400070
do it ya fucking cunt.

>>35399983
>australia becomes a nuclear wasteland
>living conditions improve

>>35400044
>the autist has difficulty telling the difference between letting a girl down by stating there is too great a distance to invite her to parties and bring her out of a shell into a social setting and actually asking her to get on a plane to meet someone she has never met

You need meds or a bullet. Whichever cures you.

>>35399725
thats the problem. smiling poeple are eithercrazy, murderers,sociopaths, or people who have sinister manipulative agendas. bitch i wouldnt hang with you either and im a wizard

>>35400137
I naturally like smiling. I can't help it
S t a y
P o s i t i v e

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>>35399554

>grill here, guys always like me what do now :(((
>did mention that im ATTRACTIVE?
>teehee dont hit on me silly bois :DDD

fucking kill yourself you useless whore

>>35399554

Just keep looking. A lot of people have shit high school experiences, maybe you'll like college better.

>>35399832
Im from Vancouver too. I'm an autistic NEET with no friends, but I'd chill and smoke weed with you.

>>35399554
>I can't be friends with autistic bois because they either start to like me and get angry because I don't reciprocate
how about you just reciprocate you slut

>invited to parties and have a normal social life. I want a friend
You're not even robot then and most likely not autistic. I avoid friends because I don't want to be dragged in to social situations, especially the ones you listed.

>>35399554
TITS OR GTFO YOU KNOW TEH RULES ROASTIE

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>autistic grill here hehehe don't hit on me silly bois xDxD
I don't know, man, maybe you should stop acting like a special snowflake, you basic piece of shit. Then maybe somebody will actually bother talking to you. Maybe.
Also, if people find you weird in high school, it probably means you're trying real' fucking hard to seem weird. Either that, or you're really ugly. I don't think anybody finds you weird, though, they just don't want to be friends with an obnoxious tard who attention whores on a board full of virgins because yes, you're that desperate. Now go back to Tumblr, you annoying twat.

>>35400345
All right. Snapchat?

>>35400398
( . )( . )
Are you happy now
Have I pleased you, stranger?>>35400436
Negativity isn't healthy. Have you considered tact?

What do people mean when they say their friends 'betray' or 'backstab' them?

>>35400443
I don't have that. Do you have a throw away email?

>>35400534
Yeah. Yours.

>>35400583
[email protected]

>>35400620
I mean I'm throwing away your email address. I'm not going to email you. Fuck your mother.

>>35400635
uh, okay. whatever, fuck you then.

You need to find a sad boy that's okay with just sitting with you and maybe lets you lean against him when you're tired. I just hang out with my brother because he's obviously not going to try and start something. It's probably harder to find a boy not related to you to fill your needs.

>>35400652
Fuck me? Fuck you, you son of a bitch faggot. Suck my fucking dick you gay fag homo fuck. Fuck you.

>>35400635

>asks guy to hang out
>he gives her his email
>insults him in response

Fuck that normalfag, but have you maybe considered that people dont like you because you're an annoying whore who leads men on? I know its hard for a literal sperg like you to understand this but at least try firing the little neurons you have left, maybe you'll make sense of this.

>Seriously considering suicide.

You should do it, faggot.

>>35400854
Yeah but did you see that faggot asking me for my email? What a fucking faggot!

>>35401052
this is why nobody wants to be friends with you. because you are a piece of human garbage. you don't deserve to have friends.

>>35401110
I know, but that faggot was trying to be friends with me. What a pathetic ladyboy bitch.

>>35399554
I'll give some real advice coming from another one with the tism. When you say you're a grill, normies are going to view it as attention-seeking, they don't realize we just think differently. It's required detail since aspie guys seem to have an easier time just subduing their tism and using scripting to socialize. I'm going off of my train of thought but, my best advice is to find close friends. Two or three. It's all you need because the more close friendships are meaningful, versus the vapid normies, or people who don't want to actually put in the effort of befriending you.

Uhh.... I guess we could be friends?

>>35401140
Sure, can you give me your email address? I promise I'll take really good care of it.

>>35401135
well you sure showed him.

>>35401140
see
>>35400345
>>35400443
>>35400534
>>35400635

Just wait, take on a single autistic male lover, and eventually you'll stop wanting friends and parties.
It happened for me.
Friends are a fucking meme.

>>35399554
>at my school
Everybody under 21 should leave.

>>35401187
Suck my penis, you stupid faggot.

>>35401339

You mean clit right? I would do that.

>>35400020
t. Roofucker

>>35401402
Sure yeah, my clit. What's your email?

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livesteam u killing urself

How's your hygiene? How do you dress? Are you uggo and/ or fatto? These is the true checklist right here .

>>35401167
Shoot me an email at [email protected]

>>35399570
Same here. I've been getting called Mad Max for as long as I can remember.
I'm extremely unapproachable because of it; even cashiers are skeptical of greeting me because I constantly look like I'm about to knock someone's head off.

>>35401513
Wear sunglasses niqqa

>>35401491
Hahaha, that's really funny. I was going to make fun of you but that joke made my pussy really slimy and like sopping wet, my sweatpants are drooping like a sponge right now because of how much sexual mucus is oozing out of my stinky cunthole. What's your real email address so we can meet and you can lick up the horrible brown mess I'm making?

>>35401172
I'm not trying to get a gf, I just know how it feels to not have anybody to connect to. It's a very soul-crushing feeling to feel that you're unable to communicate or express yourself, or being misunderstood by everyone. That shit sucks man, so.. I guess you see where I'm coming from.

>>35401529
This seems like bait at this point. That's my real email.

>>35399893
I tried explaining this to my therapist and she kept telling me it was a negative outlook.

>>35401529
Wtf Is wrong with you? I hope you die slow like the rat you are. Making me read this garbage

>>35399554
>>35399570
Not gonna lie, former me supporter here. It's hilarious watching me crash and burn like this. But in all seriousness I can't let myself get my hands on any source of meaningful human contact.

>>35401537
I can assure you that chunky brown pus is spewing out of my cunt at an unhealthy rate. Because of my sexual attraction to you. Or at least it was until I read this puritanical post by this schoolmarm. >>35401553

>>35401547
Your therapist is human, and therefore capable of being wrong. It's an accurate outlook but has the risk of being seen by a manipulative or abusive personality as carte blanche to do whatever the fuck you want. And that's where you tread dangerous waters.

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>>35399554
Just act like it doesn't bother you, making friends isn't as simple as fitting in.

>>35401547
>>35401592
Should have added this. Point out that your relationship with her is exploitative. You use her to unload your problems and seek advice, she uses you to make a living, have a roof over her head and feed herself. If she disagrees ask her if she's willing to see you for free. Either you get free therapy or she gets over her childish outlook and you've taught someone to be a more realistic person. It'll definitely be the latter though. Hopefully.

>>35399781
Are you emplying that you are the only autistic grill

>>35401619
exchanging currency for professional services is a bad example, of course that's designed to be mutually beneficial. it's why we have currency.

>>35400020
We'd just fire at your ground harnesses and let you fall into the sun, god knows they're all rusty.

>>35399822
Put the dingo on the barbie

>>35401662
It's not why we have currency though. How young are you? That was a shitty example to counter my example.

>>35401706
i'm not trying to counter your example. if you're arguing that all human interactions are mutually exploitative, why would you use a business transaction as an example? nobody would argue that isn't mutually exploitative. it's designed to be.

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>>35400505
Say one word that may concern them behinfd their back/say one thing to them they don't like/do anything they don't like/be better than them in any way/have or get anything they don't have

>>35400583
(Pillar men theme plays)

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>>35400833
fuckduckerycucksucc

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>>35401140
Get out, normie. We're not done our cyberbullying.

>>35401619
That's good advice, I'll say that to her next appointment.
I tried explaining to her that the reason why I'm friendless is because I don't have anything to offer to people - which can come in multiple forms such as attractiveness, monetary means, extroverted/funny personality, etc. None of which I have.

>>35401755
Why is it mutually exploitative? What came first? Human interaction or business? If your therapist isn't helping walking you through basic human interaction then you're wasting your time. People wouldn't argue that it isn't exploitative because you've been conditioned to accept that it is. However at the same time faggots like your therapist have conditioned you to think that true altruism exists because it troubles them to think that it doesn't. But you have to consider why true altruism doesn't exist to understand the premise of business, how it works and why it works. It's simply an extension of human interaction.

You get something for something. Do you think somebody is going to like you, help you, love you, etc., if they don't get something in reciprocation? The problem with people like your therapist is that they can't place themselves in other's shoes and thus can't understand that different things have different value to everyone. They're the same kind of people that don't understand that unbacked currency is useless.

For example: there are people who will spend thousands on a girl to be able to cuddle her for an hour a week. Normal people think that relationship is exploitative. But only people in that transaction can action such a statement.

This also forgets to mention that a vast majority of transactions between people are financial nowadays. No land without money. Not shelter without money. No food without money. Etc. Trace it back to its base instinct. This is what your therapist should be helping you do.

My captcha is literally Monsanto lol

>>35401851
Sorry, I thought you were the original guy I was replying to here >>35401862

You're on the right path. She needs to help you to cultivate use to people. It's a harsh reality and it doesn't necessarily make you feel good initially. But once you realise it you'll grow much more as a person if you can handle it sensibly. I believe in you Anon.

>>35401851
good luck, the first thing she'll say is that your relationship with her is business, and she's talking about friendship. that's a big meaty softball for her.
>>35401862
yeah i don't disagree, but i never disagreed. but how would you know that, you're not reading a thing i'm saying, just using it as a jumping-off point for your diatribe.

>>35401927
>Why use business as an example?
>It's only the most basic, babbys-first-introduction to human interaction
>You just want to use it as a launching point for your diatribe

Kill yourself faggot

>>35401927
The fact that money is exchanged for anything is also the antithesis of friendship. If this is a "big meaty softball" in your opinion then you aren't able to argue your position. Which makes sense when you consider that you got sensitive at my pointing out your wrongful response.

If she won't see him for free then it isn't friendship. I have no idea what the spastic idea you're trying to argue is.

>>35401427


Do you seriously want my contact or are you just fucking with me? You're the sperglord girl/OP right?

I'd talk to you but y'know 39 posters. Have fun.

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>>35399554
why do girls come on this board? its all 'imma kill myself becuz no one likes me' and 'i dont get invited to parties'. if you really care about that shit, you're a normie. now if you wouldnt mind, GET THE FUCK OFF MY BOARD.

>>35402223
Autistic OP is gone. She just wanted to have fun and take drugs/drink. 99% of you have never even been to a party so why the fuck do you think she'd talk to you?

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>>35399554
>tfw no r9k steam friend to share feels with
>every girl I add gets bored when I don't orbit
>it's another, femanon only wants irl friends episode

just fucku my shit up famalam

>>35402473

So who are you then? A dude? Im not gay niqqa

>>35402473
Whores out.

>>35402776
I'm not interested in you you dumb cunt. I was just pointing out a fact.

>>35402840

I was talking to someone who asked for contact, if you arent that person then it would have been smart to point out that you are not him/her. There is no other way for me to know who im talking to you peabrain.

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>>35399554

Get out and all you normal faggots that got dilutional becouse of this board.

>>35400473
Man i can see why you have no friends and are considered autistic!

>>35400505
One way in my experience is a friend telling me fucked up secrets that I keep secret, but then he turns around and tells people private shit I confide in him. And you don't find out about it until after he's been doing it for a long time.

>>35402840
What a fucking brainlet can you even follow this thread?