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>For example, I ran to Whole Foods once on my dinner break

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>For example, I ran to Whole Foods once on my dinner break during a crazy work day. As I was standing at the hot bar in a daze, contemplating the Brussels sprouts, a guy came up alongside me and started talking to me. He was huge, must've been 6'4 and had these massive hands that went to work on the food. I didn't say much back, and soon we said goodbye as he headed for the salad bar.

>It wasn't until my walk back to work that I realized he was cute, genetically blessed and he had been flirting with me. I was so zoned out I hadn't realized it was happening, and now it was too late to go back and try to talk to him again. I spent the next several weeks spending entirely too much money at the hot bar hoping to see him again, but I never did.

>Whole Foods hot bar man, if you're out there, I still go once a week for the mac and cheese we bonded over. I'll be waiting for you by the salad bar.

This had over 300 upboats on the female forever alone sub on reddit. Why aren't you guys conquering these cute shy girls?
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because I am not cute or genetically blessed
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Cause im a gay lol
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>>35399441
I wonder how big your hands must be for them to be "big hands".

I'm 6'4 but I'm not sure if my hands are overly big. Apparently that's an attractive feature. My hands are fairly thin, too.
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>>35399441
>genetically blessed means 6'4"
>knows how to flirt

Well.
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>>35399484
I'm 6'3" and people always say my good hand is "big" but my other hand is missing its fingers so it kinda cancels out
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>>35399487
He probably had a good jaw and hairline on top of that. For some reason it's a-okay for girls to gush together over height but not the other stuff.
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>>35399504
Lmao post pic one hand bandit
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>>35399504
>my other hand is missing its fingers
M8 I think that does a little more than just cancel.
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>>35399441
> genetically blessed
> tall
> big hands

are women really this shallow?
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>>35399509
I mean i'm 6'2", any taller being considered standard is just bullshit, because I should already be above average.
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>>35399522
>one hand bandit
r-rude
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>>35399560
Woa dude, get away from those scissors. You wouldn't want your other hand to end up the same, would you?
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>>35399557
How is that any differernt from you faggots going
>qt girl
>short
>face I want to fuck
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>>35399574
Not to mention, it doesnmt mean the bithh was shallow, it just means she was making a judgement off limited information.

Maybe she meets the tall dude and he's a cunt or maybe she meets the tall dude and he's a saint... either way, if you're gonna take a risk and give someone a chance, you might as well start with ppl you find attractive instead of uggos
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>>35399560
Not going to lie, but your hand looks like it has down syndrome because of it. Made me kek.
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>>35399574
>>35399610

It's not a criticism. I'm saying guys are told from day one how "women want that emotional connection! the chemistry! they wanna feel that spark!"

lo and behold all it takes is some big hands and being decently tall
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>>35399612
I mean, it practically does lol
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>>35399634
Yes when given a small frame of time humans will prefer the genetic superiors amongst us. It's not exclusive to women, learn your place a little and stop being so bitter.
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>>35399441
>Why aren't you guys conquering these cute shy girls?
Because I'm 5" 10' and therefore invisible to all single desperate women below the age of 35
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>>35399441
>female forever alone sub

how to get access to this? isn't in locked?
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>>35399738
It's not locked i think
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>>35399560
Be my fingerless bf pls
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