Why are normies so obsessed with their pets? They can talk about their ugly mutts who are "totally like humanz!!1!" for hours.
I even got into an argument with my neighbour because of this today:
>go to buy some groceries
>see my semi qt neighbour and start talking to her
>we talk for a bit and she suggests that we should go for a walk
>after a while she mentions that she broke up with her bf
>I try to comfort her and tell her not to worry and that she'll find someone better
>and then, she says that she's done with men and that she doesn't care because she has her cats
>I try to explain to her that it's her duty as a female to give birth to children, and that, since her goddamn cats can't impregnate her, she's acting quite irresponsible
>she starts spewing some dumb nihilistic bullshit
>I tell her that she's selfish, and that people like her are the main reason why modern women are such amoral trash
>she gets mad and leaves
This isn't fair, /r9k/. I can't even find a girlfriend because every single one of them has a goddamn cat or a dog that probably fucks her on a daily basis. Even the older ones, instead of giving birth to babies and being good mothers they're wasting their time on pets like some dumb preteens. I even had to block my sister because she kept sending dozens of pictures of some ugly shit that only vaguely looks like a dog.
It pisses me of so much, I really hope that somebody will illegalize this shit someday
>>35399100
>I try to explain to her that it's her duty as a female to give birth to children
This is why she was mad you fucking autist
>>35399100
they are surrogates for children because they cant afford the real thing or know deep down they'd be shit parents
>>35399645
none of this happened my man
>>35399100
because they havent been broken as much as we have
i would kill her cat in front of her
dont get me wrong i like pets but when someone would say that bullshit to me i go psycho on her cat
>>35399100
I hope this is a copypasta
If this is real, anon, sorry but you were in the wrong
>>35399100
is the girl in the pic drinking horse semen?
Or am I too fucked in the head from years of 4chan browsing?
I wanted to tell you how inept you are, but then I realised this is bait
>>35400567
s-s-someone answer me...
>>35401024
>s-s-someone answer me...
You just KNOW
>>35399100
lol I hate it when people get up their ass about their pets
I LOVE most animals and hate most people, so it's not like I can't relate. I've had pets.
But I've been bit by fucking untrained animals and then the owners would bitch at me when I told them off about how shit it was.
Would've sued many of them but lol poor
>>35399100
Women have pets instead of kids these days. All that nurturing and love should be going in to their kids, not cats.
I fucking hate my cat, I might sell him soon just to get some fucking sleep at night.
>>35399100
Are you that paraplegic fucktard who has been hitting on my ex for a few weeks?
>>35400567
Horse semen taste fucking gross. The smell of the actual cock is something I can appreciate though.
>>35399100
>I try to explain to her that it's her duty as a female to give birth to children, and that, since her goddamn cats can't impregnate her, she's acting quite irresponsible
>>35399100
i-is she drinking what i think it is?
>>35402928
Ya that caught my eye, some AAA autism right there. In the future avoid telling women about their "duty"
Also is that chick drinking horse cum.
I figure anyone single woman with a large dog or horse is fucking it
>>35399100
>I try to explain to her that it's her duty as a female to give birth to children
hahhahahahahahahahahahahhah
thanks for the laugh retard
T-this is not horse cum, r-right guys?
>all these newfags
sigh...
You fucking retarded it's not horse cum
Horse cum is thicker than that
>>35400567
She isn't but the person who made that image juxtaposed them to give that impression because it's his shameful Madonna-whore complex fetish.
>>35402930
>>35403158
See above.
>>35403104
Porn has literally ruined you.
>>35403238
>t. Horse cum drinker
>>35399100
I-is she drinking horse cum
XDDDDDD?
>>35403273
>>35403421
Damnit, saw this too late, sorry for redundant joke..
>>35399100
>being you
>posting photos of girls drinking horse semen
>being capable of holding a coversation that's more than "h-hey"
>>35403260
>Porn has literally ruined you.
Yep that and the drugs.
What was I saving myself for?
>>35400447
What did the poor kitteh ever do to you? Why don`t you toast a roastie instead and then take her cat for yourself. Maybe grind her dead body up and feed it to the kitty.
>>35400447
I hate you too
Orange-anal
>>35399100
>I try to explain to her that it's her duty as a female to give birth to children, and that, since her goddamn cats can't impregnate her, she's acting quite irresponsible
I can't believe people read this and are still responding
>>35399100
I dunno. I'm not a normie and I'm obsessed with my dog. He's my only friend and the only person in my life who doesn't emotionally abuse me and call me fat and retarded.
>>35405496That`s because he can`t speak.
>>35399100
>duty
There is no duty anon, She can do as she likes. That's where you fucked up.
>>35402800
Personally I think most people should successfully raise pets before they try with kids.
Theres a lot of people in this world who wouldve had a better life had their parents practiced first.
>>35404596
Actually I (used to) talk to that girl quite a lot.
>>35402876
Well, I'm not paraplegic so probably not.
>>35405496
Your dog is ugly as fuck, you fat retard.