You receive an unmarked VHS tape and a VCR in the mail. The

>>35397687
>try to figure out how to connect hdmi cord

>>35397687
I'm not sure if my TV is still compatible with VCRs.

Make some soup, dump the VHS tape in it and call it sopa de VIDEO eh?

>>35397687

Donate it to the library.

Not my problem.

Buy a tv?

>>35397687
Crack the tape open, wrap the ribbon around my dick and stick it into the VCR. Hold on. I don't think that's how I'm supposed to do it.

>>35397866
haha le upboat

>>35397687
>Watch it
>Lets Samara take me into the night

>>35397866

hahaha this will get me some gold on plebbit thanks for the laugh kind stranger!

>>35397687
What is a unmarked VHS tape and a VCR?

>>35397866
fucking kill yourself disgusting fuck

>>35397896
>you will never hug Samara

Will it trap me into a card game with a homosexual man?

>>35397687
>tfw I think I actually have an old vhs player

Send it to the police. It could be pornography.

>>35398434
>All she wants is a hug and to feel wanted.

>>35397687
Nothing , second you stick it in you'll get a virus

Who the fuck still uses VHS?

>>35399790
My parents would if their VHS player wasn't broken.

>>35397687

Tape reruns of miami vice over it.

Watch it in the vain hope it is a retro porn video I have been trying to find from the 80s since I first ever saw it.

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>>35397687
is this an ARG? I sure hope so. I'll play along.

I would go into my attic and dust off my old TV with a built in VCR player. I sit there preparing myself for what might be on this tape. Just before I press the play button the only light in the dimly lit attic room breaks. I ignore it, the room is now only lit up by the static on the ancient CRT television and, before stopping for a moment to think, I press the play button.