>Oh cool, daddy. You bought sound proofing for our walls?

Imagine if your son posted something like this. I mean really think about it. Those days where you were pushing him on the swing, lighting the candles for his fifth birthday... now he's posting this. Jesus Christ.

Because the neighbours won't stop having loud-ass sex. And since the police won't do anything, I figure I'd take responsibility myself.
>But daddy, what if the police drive by?
We're white. Why the fuck would they come here?

>>35397478
I would tell you to ask your mother about it but she's been missing for weeks. Hehe...

>>35397534
>implying you couldn't identify a sperg or loser in a five year old
reee leave norm etc

>>35397534
This sounded like the start of a legendary copypasta but you had to cut it short!

>>35397621
Thought about it but I don't have the energy to. Just pretend like it was better

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>>35397534
OP is probably a pedophile with a troubled past. I should know, I'm one myself.

>>35397478
Because you get night terrors sweetie. If I don't put those up ill have to kill you like mom, because dad needs his sleep.

>>35397478
>What do you need them for?
So I can screech autistically at funny miems on a Nigerian white people worshipping board without the neighbors reporting me for mental instability.

>>35397534

wow lit a candle nice 1 dad

>>35397534
>dude imagine if someone made a meme thread
>on 4chan

The real tragedy is that someone has a son ad retarded as you.