>DAD I'm going to the rally! This is something I can

Oh ok sweetie. Be back before 10.

>>35396427
Lel wut. You're eighteen, kiddo. Enjoy.

>>35396427
well you're 18 sweetie enjoy antifas dick and also i removed you from my insurance plan, oh yes and im switching the locks tomorrow

>>35396427
I would tear through solid concrete to look like that
I would suckerpunch a SWAT officer, I would attempt to blow a raspberry on Donald Trump's belly in public. You can't imagine the shit I'd do.

>>35396460
True but about 35-40 and they get to be an old lady quickly

>>35396427
Hope you booked a room in hostel because you aren't my daughter anymore and you don't live in this house anymore

>>35396676
Oooh sick burn grandad.

Dad if I don't go to that rally will you finally let me suck your dick? Come on I know mom isn't doing it for you anymore!

>>35396427
Why does cookie-chan look awful in every pic, besides the beanie one?

>>35396427
You're right, you're not my little girl anymore. You're not even my daughter anymore. Don't come home. I'll call you to let you know when you can pick up your things.

>>35396460

-Masculine eyebrow shape
-Poor under eye support
-Recessed chin and probably maxilla
-poorly formed airways
-shit nose

Typical allergic mouth breather

>>35397016

She is ugly, that's why.

>>35397054
This must be a /pol/ thing

>>35397067
You forgot thin hair.

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be sure to come back with STDs

>>35397137
That chick needs a little more concealer on her forehead. She missed a few zits.

>that bad motherfucker playing his flute keyboard in the background
Kek

Must be some serious rally you strong empowered (((woman)))

Sit down and suck my cock you bitch

>>35396676
>Implying she wants to live in your house

>Implying you didn't molest her

>>35396427
Alright you fucking saucy quiver slut if you get raped by a pack of niggers it will be YOUR FAULT.

>>35396427
*sigh*
youre right. You cant be my little girl forever. It seems i failed completely in raising you.

Youre not my little girl? Fine, dont come home. Dont expect any more money from me either. Go on, enjoy your ridiculous nonesense but dont expect to come crying to me when youre destitute and alone.

I only hope my other children arent like you

goes home to drink and cry because my daughter is a complete mess and its my fault for not raising her properly

>>35396427

THOSE EYES ARE TOO CLOSE!!! REEEEE
it's really uncomfortable to look at

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daily reminder that liberalism is completely right and the final pill

>>35396427
>whatever sweetie, don't stay out too late
Any other response will just make her want to rebel even more you fags

>>35397711
>>35396455
>>35396676
>>35397054
/pol/ is so cringy, I like how quickly they abandon their loved ones because they don't share the same political opinions, really sad.

>implying I would let my daughter get brainwashed by antifa faggots

>>35397751
But the /pol/ thing is to act like a square caricature dad from the fifties. "not under my roof!" and all that. It helps them work thru their control issues.

>>35397776
>implying you would have any say in it

>>35397762
it isnt just my political opinion.

She is, in my opinion, actively degrading the moral fabric of society. She can vote bernie for all i care but going to these absurd rallies to do ridiculous nonsense protests is where i draw the line. I dont expect my daughter to agree with me 100% politically, hell i dont even expect my wife to, but i will not have a petulent anarchist living under my roof and neither will i enable them

Family is very important to me and i dont doubt that id accept her back into the fold if she came crying a year later (though i would turn her away after like a month just to show i mean business as much as itd pain me). Its clear that id somehow failed and raised a delusional retard with the critical thinking abilities of a roasted newt and the only thing i can do at that point is cast her off and hope that a dose of reality makes her realise how absurd things like this are.

She thinks shes a big girl who knows about the world? She can go out and prove it.

>>35397843
this is super cringy btw

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>>35396427
Im not your dad, Im just a minder at this autismo care centre. Now should I get you an instrument so you and Timmy can make some music together?

>>35397843
>I'll kick out my daughter and fuck her over completely
>that'll teach her that my views are right!
You'll either create an anarchist terrorist or a prostitute.

>>35397843
>this isn't my political opinion
>textbox containing the words "my opinion"

>>35397864
>and fuck her over completely
Oh please. He said DAUGHTER. Dumb cunt has 100 roofs to stay under at a tweet's notice.

>>35397887
>homeless women don't exist
>even then, he'd be fine with her living with some scag
Like I said, it's fucking her over. Enjoy seeing your daughter as a hooker in a few years.

>>35397851
thats very nice

i appreciate your contribution and meaningful response.

>>35397864
i dont expect to teach her my views are right but that these issues are nonesense and that her views are wrong.
A prostitute i can see it creating but not an anarchist terrorist - the point is shed have to get a job (including prostitution as a possibility) or die. Anarchism doesnt put food on the table or pay rent and shed come to see that issues like microaggressions or intersectionality are not real issues which exist.

>>35397893
arent women like 20x less likely to be homeless?

>>35397843
I'm not sure if this is next level bait or you're genuinely a /pol/ack turbo-autist.

>>35397906
>he'd rather have his daughter working as a prostite than holding a common political belief
wew lad, that's pretty degenerate

>>35397887
>implying everyone has the same support system
>implying her committing herself full time to activities you despise is better than lending stability to your idealistic progeny
Dad o th yr

>>35397880
i meant that the issue isnt that she disagrees with me politically but the fact that shes being ridiculous and damaging society actively. I never said this wasnt my opinion try reading comprehension.
I dont care if she wants to vote Bernie, Hillary or anyone as long as she doesnt attend these ridiculous rallies which often have violent tones and are sometimes illegal.

>>35397966
This is why your wife divorced you, Kevin.

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>>35396427
>"I'm just worried, I know you want to show your support for President Trump, but you know how violent those filthy commie faggots have been. Just stay safe, get out of there if it gets dangerous."

I'd be so proud.

I wish I had children.

I only been to 1 protest. I was 16-17 and it was an Occupy protest. So fucking embarrassing. Everyone was standing around doing nothing. There was a picture of the event online the next day. They cut the photo off right where I was sitting. My friend was in the picture but not me. I wonder if I am just that ugly that they thought me being in the photo would hurt support. The photo cut off RIGHT on the inch that was between me and my friend. I know I'm not good looking but that's just one of many cases that makes me think I must be ghastly.

>>35397934
if she didnt repent after 6 months or so i would genuinely cut her out of my life entirely.

I wont enable this kind of behaviour. She may be my child but father has fought son before and i wont pay for and house the person i consider to be a cancer upon society.

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>>35397737
Daily reminder that politics is about power plays, not making the world better, and your political opinion is irrelevant.

>>35397989
>embarrassing
>me not being in the photo is bad
shouldnt you be glad looking back on it?

>>35397991
>I won't enable political beliefs

>>35397999
Kek bless anom

>>35398010
i wont enable activism

youre conflating activism with beliefs.

>>35398008
I am glad I'm not in the photo. Lol the article with the photo is still up. Dodged a bullet there. Still if I was cut out of it for being ugly that kinda sours my grapes.

>>35397934
I'm not that guy but I'd rather see my daughter hanging from a lamp post than chumming around with antifa.

>>35398020
>stop actively supporting things you're passionate about
Better, grandad?

>>35398035
That's alot of words just to admit that you aren't fit to breed.

>>35397931
It doesn't work calling others "turbo-autist" if you're autistic yourself.

>>35398064
>alot

Funnily enough, you accomplished the same thing with too few words.

Get fucked, you commie piece of shit.

>>35397940

>raising a feminazi
>continuing to support a feminazi

Cuck of the year.

>>35398085
>you don't agree with me autistic views?
>must be le commie
neck urself my man

>>35398020
Youre a very fucked up person. You know that right, I think your family should have done that to you. And see how youd have liked it

>>35396427
>DAD I'm going to the rally! This is something I can believe in as a woman and you can't understand !

I'm your mother now, stop oppressing me.

>>35398085
Whoopsie, that was a typo. Should have read "alotta words". Go be celibate someplace else.

why is her skull so masculine?

>go to rally with a mask on
>hit her in the head with a stick

>>35398093
>uses the word feminazi unironically
Gene pool is closed. Pls continue donating samples directly in the trash. Thnx u.

>>35398115
You're either a commie or a complacent faggot who won't do anything until there's a commie fist up your ass.

>>35398151
>attacked by other protestors.
>riot starts
>b...but im her father!
>arrested

>>35398167
>he thinks commies are going to take over
Did I take a time machine back to the 50's?

>>35398158
>Gene pool is closed. Pls continue donating samples directly in the trash.

>describing modern dating culture

>>35398167
You're obviously too afraid of life to contribute anything worthwhile to it. Stay hidden and bitter, the world is better that way.

>>35398177
How do I thumbs up your post?

>>35396427
......ask your mom sweety I'll be the shed working on my miniatures.

>>35398178
Nothing you wrote was an argument.

>>35397843
A lot of anons are mocking you but I agree with you anon.

>>35398198
>You're either a commie or a complacent faggot who won't do anything until there's a commie fist up your ass.
>implying this is a valid arguement

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Which version do you like?

I hope we get war-brides after the civil war.

>>35398219
Junior since it gives her that whole ugh idk what it's called but you know that certain look. Just needs a choker.

>>35398293
Natalie Portman from Leon: The Professional?

>>35398219
This is so fucking sad.

I can't imagine how it must fee to be the parents of a young woman these days.

>>35398328
Yeah also that cunt from Bioshock Infinite has it. Also her face in that pic reminds me of Sasha Gray.

>>35398336
>girl gets a haircut and puts on a hat
>suddenly this is the most tragic thing to ever happen

>>35398336
I have a daughter. It's great. Sorry to burst your bubble.

>>35398355
It's about the subculture and worldview that those particular fashion trends indicate.

If my son came home from college as a nazi skinhead, I wouldn't be saying "Oh no my son shaved his head!", I'd be more concerned about his retarded political beliefs.

>>35398362
How old is she?

Are you protecting her from the Jew?

>>35398382
What subculture and worldview does a pixie cut and beanie represent again?

>>35397843
I believe the same, my parents disowned me just for voting trump. I was kicked out.

>>35398397
>What subculture and worldview does a pixie cut and beanie represent again?

"Retarded leftist cunt"

>>35398387
She's 5, i dunno what "protecting her from the jew" means.

>>35398397
"People that disagree with my narrow neet neckbeard worldview"

>>35398413
Aaaah completely equivalent to "neo nazi". Thanks anon.

>>35398420
>i dunno what "protecting her from the jew" means

So how are you planning to deal with her taking Jamal's cock in ten or so years?

>>35398433
Well yes, they're both retarded.

>>35398469
I'm unsure why I should care?

>>35398420
>having a kid is AWESOME
>oh yeah I forgot to mention she's not old enough to do anything that doesn't involve coloring in books or playing zelda

>>35398492
>I'm unsure why I should care?

Have you had a DNA test done?

I doubt she's actually your daughter.

>>35397864
>implying she isn't a prostitute already
she is basically stating that when going to the rally.
Also my theory is that she is an anarchist / socialist / commie because she doesn't understand the hardships of the world and has been sustained by me all her life. Perhaps a small reality check will teach her a thing or 2.

>>35396427
ive never seen a woman from up this close

>>35398505
>doesn't understand parenthood
Thanks for the input

>>35398516
Oh, she's def mine.

>>35397762
Just because something came out of my balls doesn't automatically mean I love it you faggot.

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>>35398557
>>35398516
he's black. He is so sure because he spoiled prime white pussy with his filthy black seed.
Now he has a mulatto daughter he is 100% sure is his because of her skin color.

This hurts so fucking much to hear. Our race is dying anons...

>>35398580
Nah, I'm lily white, and my wife is porcelain. Our kid is pale as shit with strawberry blonde banana curls and gray eyes.

>>35398630
Tyrone already has his eye on your daughter.

>>35398718
Oh noes imaginary black ppls

>>35398158
>>35397762
>>35397737
Shit reddit says and /co/ are leaking holy fuck. You would never see shit this blatant even a year ago wtf happened?

>>35398433
>both want a race to fucking die but are hot air and never actually do anything
Theres no real difference

>>35398780
A year ago you /r/the_donald faggots didn't even know what 4chan was, fuck off redditor

>>35397737
>progressives are elites

Well yeah, they are. Western elites are overwhelmingly liberal (see: Zuckerberg and co) on issues like immigration.

>>35398820
ive never been the the donald, and 99% of reddit fucking hates them so calling ME reddit is just retatded. This place has never been blatently sjw like this no amount of insults will fucking change that

>>35398859
whatever you say redditor

>>35396427
Neitsche-chan looks like shit in this picture

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>>35396427
Sorry, sweetie; but I won't permit you to go to that. I raised you better than this.

Now, let's sit down in the living room and discuss the inherent problem with left wing movements, their suppression of American values as well as the violence committed by members of their cause.

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>>35398863
>redditor calls others reddit
>yours LITERALLY tinfoil if you think a spike in sjw posts after they promised to raid is really a raid!!
Reddit/tumblr newfags need to die. This shit was unheard of back a year or 2 ago

>>35398913
ive been here for literally 10 years and even i think you take 4chan too seriously, you gotta chill hombre

Every time I've gotten into a political talk with my dad he starts screaming at the top of his lungs, running around the house, and other scary childish shit. I'm not some douche about politics either. I don't go to protests. I already don't like talking politics with people, but the way he reacts makes he hate talking politics even more. Then when I tell him this he screams at me about that. As if it's my fault the candidate he doesn't like got elected. Even if I voted for Shillary it wouldn't matter my state would still vote red. He's not even a pragmatist about voting. There's no "yeah she's shit but she's better than the other person". It's full of zeal with him. Anything negative you say about his party he'll call you a liar. Even when Hillary said "there's a public opinion and a private opinion".

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>>35396427
OK yea you alright on your own? I take it you need a lift?

No sweat.

>>35398948
Are you sure your father is not actually a different man?

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Dad, I'm not taking off the choker.

A friend of mine wore a choker just like that one day and we all ignored it.

Later she asked me if I liked it and i stood looking at it for a second and then changed the subject. She literally never wore it again.

I'm sure suppressing laughter as a father has a similar effect.

>>35397762
>cringy

Literal teenager spotted

>>35399035
I think sandniggers are on to something with their honour killings.

>>35398930
>ive been here 20 years xD
The go to for every newfag thats been here 1 month at most

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>>35397137
why aare you so mad shes perfect roastie? she is possibly the most beautiful woman on earth

>>35399077
You realize she wanted your approval because she was in to you, right?

>>35397137
Screw you faggot I'm a kissless virgin and I've had cold sores since I was a kid

>>35399219
Would it have been autistic if in my own words I said something like "yeah I like it but it makes me think of 2 things both being kinda violent" Plz no bully

>>35397737
Your ideology is dying. Sorry man, just pull the plug and give up. You had a good run for 60+ years.

>>35398047
yes, thats exactly what i think. While you live in my house and eat my food you obey my rules. I wont sponsor this.
Let me ask you something, if your daughter wanted to join ISIS would you suppoert them? It maybe be more extreme but my threshhold is simply shorter than yours.

>>35398116
i could call you a fucked up person too but it goes nowhere.
Also, i never wilfully went against my parents wishes. If they said to me "no son, you cant go to the rally" i wouldnt protest or even ask twice. When i turned 18 i had to start paying rent and get a job as well. They never had any cause to kick me out and cut me from them. If i did disobey them i would expect repercusions especially if im parading around proclaiming my adulthood while leeching off them.

>>35398208
its nice to know others do - it gives me hope.
>>35398412
now, this is just ridiculous and it isnt the first story like it ive heard. I wouldnt expel my daughter even if she voted for the black panthers - shes entitled to her beliefs and vote and i wont coerce her into changing them. However, like i said i wont sponsor activism.
shame to hear that anon. I hope you landed on your feet.

>all these "youre a virgin posts"
great arguments.

>>35396427

I wonder how many fathers with daughters there are on 4chan who have nightmares about this. Especially considering a woman being receptive to the redpill seems to be based on luck/possibly genetics.

>>35399317
roasties only take the red pill if they have 2 kids and are loyal to a providing husband

Ok honey

>all her stuff is on the lawn when when she comes home
>locks are changed
>rapist (me) waiting in the bushes

>>35399158
>there's no possible way that people have been browsing one of the most popular sites on the internet for longer than me!!!

>>35397843
Good for you, man. You'll notice that in any society with functional families they ruthlessly lay down the law when necessary. That's how it needs to be.

>>35398219
Dark beanie still the best.

>>35398421

Close. It's actually 'people who obviously won't sleep with me'.

>>35399190
She's Elizabeth.

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>>35399887
like where, japan
fucking mexico? the UAE? where the fuck do you mean, hoss

>>35399824
>browsing one of the most popular sites on the internet
4chan is 76,000 in popularity, reddit is 20, so yeah I guess you guys do browse one of the most popular

*locks her in the basement and proceeds to impregnate her a la Josef Fritzl*

>>35396427
Didn't you just say you're going to some rally? Why the fuck are you still here.....

>>35396427
FUCK THIS CHICK! THIS GIRL LITERALLY TRIGGERS ME!

FUCK THIS EXISTENCE, SHE'S SO STUPID IT HURTS

>>35397843
I don't know where all these neo-robots came from but I agree with you wholeheartedly anon. Different political opinions are absolutely fine. Unproductive whining and "protesting" is not. Good to see that some robots are still sane in this insane world.

>>35402620
>SHE'S SO STUPID IT HURTS
what she say?

>>35402620
i also want to know what she said

>>35396427
Ask to explain what exactly what exactly she "believes in" about this gathering and tear it to shreads. She's an adult after all, she can handle some intellectual scrutiny.

Ok doll come back soon though cause I'm horny

>>35398070
>n..no y..you!
Ok kiddo

>>35403637
>implying calling them autistic was a good argument in the first place

>>35397737
>silences women online
Fucking hell. Speaking is not "silencing" people holy shit.

Also the "progressives are elites" bit is backwards. They believe that the elites are progressives.