When girls have to fart do they ever pull down their pants and

>>35396053
Normie confessions: once you have a GF, this is the normal wy for herto fart, but she'll do it in your lap

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>>35396175
Don't get my hopes up, anon. The fart gf is a myth.

>no interest in farts
>absolutely love the female asshole

Is this normal?

>>35396256
I was once young like you

BRRAAAAAAAAPFFPP

*Sniff*

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SNIIIIIIIIFF dem farts

bryyyyp

>>35396053
Is that image from Tinder?

>>35396053
Do boys?
girls do have to shift a bit so the vag doesn't eat it tho

>>35396053
I do this when I'm in bed. I even put my knees to my chest to get maximum velocity on my flatus

What happens if you're cuddling in bed with a girl and you fart?

>>35396858
It's not very likely while cuddling. A lot more likely during sex or sleeping.

>>35396877
>never been farted on while cuddling
Amateur.

>>35396546
If a girl accidentally farts in her vag she dies

>>35396877
I'm incredibly flatulent.

>bf fell asleep and farted loud into my blanket
Do I need to wash it now?

>>35396053
why are you trying to scare the fembots away? you realise it doesn't work bc girls besides the fat ones don't fart right?

>>35396942
Even slim girls fart. All of them do. The best way to hear a girl fart is to sleep with her. When they're sleeping they can't hold them back.

>>35396858
My ex gf assaulted me for farting on her once. She was so pissed off.

>>35397822
Sounds like a fucking psychopath my current gf and I fart around each other all the time.

>>35396053
I do that but I'm a guy

>>35397822
I fucking love doing that
Most of the time I just grab and lower her head to my ass before I release

its easy to abstain from the good looking flesh you see of human beings. Just think of human from inside, their organs and stuff and not externally and you will be a happy human, not jerking off to animus and girls

>>35396053
Sometimes, yeah. Even in your face if she feels like it.