What kind of porn do normal girls watch? I know the meme is

>>35395500
GIFs on tumblr

>>35395500
Mostly bondage and rough sex

A few (very slutty) girls are into gay porn

>>35395520
Seconding tumblr as a good source for porn. GIFs are definitely popular but I usually want something a little longer than just a gif if I'm really trying to get off.

Personally I find videos of guys jacking off really hot. There's a lot of gay porn on tumblr that fits this description but a lot of stuff that I guess gay dudes like that I don't.

I like videos where it's just some dude filming himself in his bed. No professional stuff.

There's also a lot of jackoff vids where the guy cums on like a mirror or something weird, which I don't like. I prefer to see him blow his load on himself.

I literally have this open in another tab.

>>35395500
>What kind of porn do normal girls watch?
Why are you asking us?

>>35395607
>Personally I find videos of guys jacking off really hot. There's a lot of gay porn on tumblr that fits this description but a lot of stuff that I guess gay dudes like that I don't.
found the slut

>>35395646
I mean this is /r9k/ so arguing this point seems useless mostly.

I will say that my interest in these videos actually started much earlier in puberty when my go-to fantasy was basically to imagine the guy I was fantasizing about coming home after school or work or something and being super pent-up and frustrated and basically shutting himself in his room and tearing his clothes off and furiously masturbating. No idea why angerfaps appeal to me but there you have it.

>>35395692
>tfw you will never angerfap for your gf

>>35395779
I have never had a bf but this would pretty much be exactly what I want.

>>35395692
>a couple of years ago when I used to take amphetamine I'd throw my girlfriend onto the bed, straddle her chest and jerk off really hard onto her face

Dunno if that's the sort of thing you like though

>>35395839
I don't care for the whole getting-thrown-around thing but I like watching boys play with themselves so I guess?

Tbh it's more about the elaborate backstory of the fantasy because that's how I change it up. Like, why's he frustrated? What was he doing that it got so intense he had to bail and blow his load? etc. The videos really just feed into the scenario I construct in my head.

>>35395692
this was also a fantasy scenario I used a lot in high school kek

>>35395500
How can I find out what porn my gf is into?

Shes stupidly prude, was a kissless virgin before me. Is utterly shocked by the most vanilla of fetishes I tell her exist. She claims she doesn't watch porn.

>>35395882
>>35395901
Do girls ever liked being slapped in the face by a hard cock? Every girl I've ever done it to said it hurts.

>tfw can't be rough with girlfriends because they complain

/pol/ told me bestiality, BBC and hardcore BDSM but I haven't spoken to a girl IRL in a long time so I have no way of verifying this.

>>35395941
DON'T RUIN HER

>>35395938
She's your girlfriend, ask her, who the fuck knows. She probably just reads literotica or something.

>>35395941
Wouldn't be my thing really.

>>35395954
What's the point of having her then? But how is it ruining her?

>>35395955
Thanks anon.

>>35395938
Internet history orego

>>35395938
I've never had a girlfriend that liked porn. Even the slutty one.

>>35395955
Yeah. I did ask her. And she says she doesn't watch porn.

I believe her for the most part, but I have this itching feeling she's embarrassed to tell me.

>>35395989
Want to try this, but I don't have any way of getting a hold of her apple shit laptop

>>35396014
My last gf liked hentai. Specifically brother/sister incest. She was into role playing that shit too.

>>35396050
I'm jelly. I feel like I'm missing out by not being able to watch porn while fucking. Even if it is just horribly animated cartoons.

>>35395500

My wife, a decidedly normal woman, only likes lesbian porn. It's very odd because she's never been attracted to a woman IRL and is repulsed by the thought of hooking up with a girl.

She likes some amateur stuff every now and then. But 99% of the time it's the cheesy, fake "lesbian" shit.

Really broadly speaking, videos where:

>the girl doesn't look like a "porn star," i.e. not covered in makeup, no visible plastic surgery, maybe a little chubby
>the guy is actually good looking and NOT BALD!
WHY ARE THEY ALWAYS BALD
>the guy makes noises

Also I really like being able to see the guy cum

This stuff is pretty hard to search for but sometimes sites will give you "female friendly" porn categories which are often pretty alright.

I know other "straight" girls will sometimes talk about watching lesbo porn because the girls are actually (in theory) enjoying it, but I'm pretty sure they're just acting for a different audience y'know

>>35396034
The opportunity will present itself in time, anon. You just have to be ready.

Creampies/Impregnation

>>35395901
>>35395692

lol I didn't realise this was so popular. I also did this in HS
>have a crush on boy on the swim team
>imagine him at a swim meet
>he misses the time cutoff by a short margin
>super fucking angry at himself
>goes into the shower
>starts jacking off to let off the steam
>cums into the drain (lel)

I remember this because I had a bf later who asked me basically the same question, what do I get off to, and I told him this story and his response was "you can't cum down a drain, it clogs the pipes"

I guess my fantasy life was supposed to be more realistic.

>>35396126
Every guy knows that cumming down drains clogs pipes. Every guy does it anyway.

>>35396126
>you can't cum down a drain, it clogs the pipes
>>35396135
>Every guy knows that cumming down drains clogs pipes.

WAIT WHAT

>>35396126
I did swim in high school.
Most places had open or mostly-open showers.
It would have been unbelievably risky to bust a nut in there.

>>35396189
How do you not know that dude? A couple of years ago you couldn't look anywhere without seeing all of le hill-air-ee-us pictures posted by universities asking students to stop blowing loads down pipes because it clogs them and costs a tonne to repair.

>>35396081
Do girls really talk about masturbation with each other?

I thought it was a 'taboo' subject to admit.

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>>35396034

>Want to try this, but I don't have any way of getting a hold of her apple shit laptop

Don't do that. It's step one in becoming an abusive shitter. How would you feel if she read through your internet history and found out it's full of trap porn and stormfront shitposting?

Just ask her to take this test with you http://mojoupgrade.com/

>>35396227
Bullshit. Jizz doesn't fucking solidify inside a pipe, the only explanation is they mean flushing a large amount of TP down the toilet but then that could be after a big shit or something

>>35396247
i am in university now and it's not terribly unusual. mostly just like "i bought a vibrator" "oh cool, nice!"

in high school you were definitely supposed to act like pure virginal angels unless you were talking about what you did with a guy, in which case you were supposed to basically present yourself as turboslut supreme

Huh, I didn't expect grills to find jacking off to be hot, especially given the fact society has deemed it a pathetic act that only losers do. Also, I can't speak for all men but women masturbating does nothing for me

>>35396390
Nobody said anything about a nut solidifying in the pipe. It coagulates. And if a lot of dudes do it and it gets mixed with a wad of hair it's plausible that it ruins the pipe.

>>35396464
I love women masturbating, but only amateur. Nothing gets me harder quicker than watching a girl finger herself with my load inside her.

>>35396464
It's all about the context.

At this point in time pretty much everyone recognizes that everybody else masturbates so I dunno if people really think it's "pathetic" anymore.