Femanons, if you're lonely, why don't you just gather

I'LL ONLY GO IN ORBIT IF THEY TALK ME INTO IT

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bait but I'll reply
I'm a gay kv

fuck your bait, child

>>35394698
Because robots aren't numales/pussies.

i'm not lonely though. some people escape popularity through anonymity ;^) that's the opposite of what i want, i already have chads en masse.

OKAY?! I DON'T NEED MORE FOLLOWERS GODDAMN

>>35394726
SUP ELIZA/AGATHA/INSERT ROASTIE HERE

>>35394712
>>35394715
>bait
Please tell me how this is bait in any form

>>35394722
hahahahahahahaha now THIS is bait. Good one anon. /r9k/ is the most beta board on this site besides /co/

>>35394726
not even a harem of virgin slave boys who worship you?

>>35394698
that's exactly what i am doing

some orbiter just donated 50 usd for women days to me.

i only have 8 now
i need atlest 50

dont wanna have too many orbiters
just a few easy one who can help me with money

>>35394750
please die

thxk.

>>35394743
it's bait because you are regurgitating a meme just to get responses

>>35394698
>he doesn't have fembot orbiters

Casual. The girls here are often just as pathetic as the guys.

>>35394757
>Preferring Chads over cute boys
The arrogance of this roastie

>>35394756
>for women days
What did she mean by this?

>>35394795
women are so special that we have entire day dedicated to us. it's important to remind men specially robots that women are special.

>>35394763
The only responses I want are from femanons, mate. I couldn't give less of a fuck if you respond.

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all men BTFO by this thread lol nice

as a femanon myself i appreciate it when men know how they disgust us

>>35394847
They're mad because they want to break free from the cycle, but orbiting comes naturally for them. Such is the life of the beta male.

>>35394847
it's a good thing im not a real man, im only a virgin boy

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>>35394875
they're the most pathetic creatures you could imagine

It's sad desu

>>35394726
How many followers you got on your Instagram though

>>35394847
How many pussies have you licked, lesbian?

>>35394698
Because i want to dedicate myself to one person.

>>35394698
because I really hate weak betas, that's why

>>35394712
trannies get out, gay women are a meme, you are a man in a skirt

>>35395244
reality is a meme
information is energy

>>35395236
You make it sound like you're obligated to fuck them or something.

>>35395244
>because I really hate weak betas, that's why
But that's the whole point. You don't have to like them. You could abuse the fuck out of them and they'd still stick around.

>>35395256
t. gender studies major

>>35395259
>But that's the whole point. You don't have to like them. You could abuse the fuck out of them and they'd still stick around.
why tf would I want people I don't like hanging around me in the first place

>>35395276
>why tf would I want people I don't like hanging around me in the first place

Validations, monetary and material gain. You barely have to pay attention to them, just reply to their rants.

>>35395295
>Validations, monetary and material gain. You barely have to pay attention to them, just reply to their rants.
I'm too autistic to be materialistic, and I gave up on validation a long time ago
I'd prefer not to

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>>35394698
>giving women on the Internet money

I'm as much of a virgin as any other robot on this board but I'd fuck a bear trap before I'd give any whore on the Internet money. All these whores have to do is be somewhat attractive, post a picture of themselves on snapchat or some bull shit like that, and I'm saving that shit to my QT folder if I think they're half-assed attractive. I'm smart enough to know that I'll never meet a single girl on the Internet in real life and I know for damn sure that I'll never fuck 'em but that's not going to stop me from saying "hey this girl is pretty cute". And if some bitch wants me to buy her shitty selfies or whatever garbage they're trying to sell to some unfortunate souls out there that don't know how to keep cash in their bank accounts then they can fuck off until hell freezes over. There's plenty of other attention whoring sluts on the Internet that don't ask for money to see their boring ass selves. I like pretty girls and all but not a single one is worth emptying one's wallet for.

>>35395306
>and I gave up on validation a long time ago
This is literally the easiest opportunity a woman has to make money and you're rejecting it for self-pity. Doesn't make any fucking sense to me.

>>35395336
bears can't be traps you fuckign idiot

>>35395348
the easiest way for a woman to make a lot of money is to be a prostitute
I'm not one and for many of the same reasons

>>35395306
Then let me be your non-orbit friend who will barely validate you and never give you anything but the time of my day.

>>35395353
Is this bait?

>>35395336
Don't worry buddy, there are plenty of betas in line to take your place.

>>35395353
That's the point. He's saying he'd rather fuck an ugly trap than give women on the internet money.

>>35395363
>implying a comfy streaming job where betas hand you donations would be harder than being a prostitute
Yeah, no. You can't get physically abused, get STDs, or go to prison from streaming.

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>>35395385
>He's saying he'd rather fuck an ugly trap than give women on the internet money.

No dude, he's saying he'd rather fuck an actual bear trap. Pic related. Jeez the autism.

>>35395369
no

>>35395385
In my country, prostitution is legal and regulated with enforced safety standards, so that argument doesn't really hold weight

>>35395399
Clearly I spend way too much time here.

>>35395404
Alright, but it's still true for every country that doesn't allow prostitution.

>>35395259
No, I'm not "obligated to fuck them" I just want commitment.

>>35395516
So are you saying pornstars can't have committed relationships because their work requires them to fuck other people?

>>35395457
I don't live in those countries
Why do you want to orbit a woman so much anyway, do you really want to see tidders that bad?
I almost feel bad enough to pity-fuck you if that's true

>>35395730
To me, it's an extension of femdom, except the women get something out of it too.

>>35395826
so you jerk off to a non-sexual relationship with a woman you give money and never get anything back?

>>35395730
>do you really want to see tidders that bad?

Not him, but yes. Pity-fuck me please. I'll fly to where you are.

>>35394726
Bitches be triflin' af

You're an Akane, ho

>>35395256
What the fuck are you talking about? You on drugs?

>>35395902
thirsty-ass motherfucker

>>35396010
>Offer to pity-fuck him
>He accepts
>Immediately insult him
You're only encouraging his behavior.

>>35396029
>almost feel bad enough
>Not him, but yes
that's why I said it

>>35396043
Where are you from, anyway? I'm not sure which countries allow prostitution.

>>35396116
Australia
the civilised part anyway

>>35396146
Oh, I see. Well, despite my thirst I actually wouldn't fly all the way down there even if you did offer a pity-fuck.

What a pity.

>civilised part
Is that Melbourne or Sydney?

>>35396160
>Oh, I see. Well, despite my thirst I actually wouldn't fly all the way down there even if you did offer a pity-fuck.
The spiders, the locals or just the dist?

>Is that Melbourne or Sydney?
Melbourne, where the pubs stay open past 8

>>35396199
>The spiders, the locals or just the dist?

Spiders I can live with. I've only talked to a few aussies, but I genuinely liked them so I think the people would be great. Distance is the biggest factor, though. I'm from Europe and I enjoy travelling, but the 16 hour total travel time to go to the US or Japan was hard enough for me. Getting to Australia is twice as expensive and can take me up to 28 hours total travel time.

>Melbourne
Neat. Seems like the proper choice to me, too. It feels like everyone who travels to Aussieland goes to Sydney instead, and my contrarian spirit makes me not want to go there if I ever decided to go down under.

How warm is it in the summer down there? The actual summer, June-August.

Something i dont understand about fembots is that i always feel a sense of superiority in them, despite being losers like the robots. Meanwhile a robot would be willing to accept any girl and lower their standarts to something more realistic to them, fembots will not do that, like 6/10+ or nothing despite desperation or loneliness. Idk actually, it feels hypocrital and even funny that most of the time here in 4chan (and in general) how female losers tend to feel that they're better than male losers. For what? For being desperate for affection or sexual urges and being vocal about it? So what females do is just sit in a corner in silence and just accept fate? Wow, such difference.

>>35396279
>Spiders I can live with. I've only talked to a few aussies, but I genuinely liked them so I think the people would be great. Distance is the biggest factor, though. I'm from Europe and I enjoy travelling, but the 16 hour total travel time to go to the US or Japan was hard enough for me. Getting to Australia is twice as expensive and can take me up to 28 hours total travel time.
eh oh well

>Neat. Seems like the proper choice to me, too. It feels like everyone who travels to Aussieland goes to Sydney instead, and my contrarian spirit makes me not want to go there if I ever decided to go down under.
Sydney's a hole. Been there a couple times, compared to Melbourne it's a dead city

>How warm is it in the summer down there? The actual summer, June-August.
winter's probably pretty warm by euro standards, almost never hits 0C and rarely hits less than 7 during the day

>>35396358
>eh oh well
Just meet me in the middle for a fun trip in Asia

>Sydney's a hole. Been there a couple times, compared to Melbourne it's a dead city
Oh, I almost expected Sydney to be a booming spot, but filled with ultrachads and surferbros. Do bars really close at 8 over there? That's sick.

>winter's probably pretty warm by euro standards, almost never hits 0C and rarely hits less than 7 during the day
Sounds pretty comfy either way. It's between -4C and 2C right now up and it's comfy af, but our summers get up to 20C sometimes. I often worry about melting away at those temps.

>>35396466
>Just meet me in the middle for a fun trip in Asia
I plan on seeing Taiwan, China, North Korea and India someday, be funny if we did run into each other

>Oh, I almost expected Sydney to be a booming spot, but filled with ultrachads and surferbros. Do bars really close at 8 over there? That's sick.
the bars closing at eight thing is a meme
I don't remember when exactly they have to close but I do know (from experience) it's completely killed the night life over there

>Sounds pretty comfy either way. It's between -4C and 2C right now up and it's comfy af, but our summers get up to 20C sometimes. I often worry about melting away at those temps.
20C? Like a warm summer's night here and I'm in one of the southern, cooler parts. 30C days are pretty common here, so you'll have lots of fun

>>35396160
>>35396199
>>35396279
>>35396358
>>35396466
>>35396520
Go on Skype or something you fucking faggots

>>35396520
>I plan on seeing Taiwan, China, North Korea and India someday, be funny if we did run into each other
I don't know about India, but I'd love to visit North Korea and China. Particularly Hong Kong. There's a lot of tourists who come to where I live to look at mountains, and they're really nice.

Just look for someone who's really out of place and it might be me!

>I don't remember when exactly they have to close but I do know (from experience) it's completely killed the night life over there
We have fairly strict laws about it here, too. I think bars have to stop serving alcohol around 11, but there are dedicated nightclubs that can serve until 2am, and keep open until 4am.

>30C days are pretty common here, so you'll have lots of fun
Fuck that. I'd only go there when it's winter. I was in LA last summer and it was bad enough at just 25C. One time when I went to Turkey we had temps up to 40C and it was horrifying.

>>35396552
no u go on skype

>>35396612
>I don't know about India, but I'd love to visit North Korea and China. Particularly Hong Kong. There's a lot of tourists who come to where I live to look at mountains, and they're really nice.
>Just look for someone who's really out of place and it might be me!
aside from the poo in loo meme I do hear some parts are nice and clean
there's just the rape epidemic to worry about

>We have fairly strict laws about it here, too. I think bars have to stop serving alcohol around 11, but there are dedicated nightclubs that can serve until 2am, and keep open until 4am.
yeah, Sydney they definitely shut down way, way earlier than that

>Fuck that. I'd only go there when it's winter. I was in LA last summer and it was bad enough at just 25C. One time when I went to Turkey we had temps up to 40C and it was horrifying.
Hah, yeah, foreigners really cannot stand the heat here
Turkey sounds like a nice country, wish I'd gone before the coup attempt

I tried to talk to robots, but the conversations never last. I'm pursuing a normie who is close to Chad rn

>>35396851
>I tried to talk to robots, but the conversations never last.
You're supposed to lead them on, not talk to them as equals.

>>35396758
>aside from the poo in loo meme I do hear some parts are nice and clean
>there's just the rape epidemic to worry about
Yeah, the southern part. The rape epidemic is also mostly concentrated in the north I believe. Southern India is mostly civilized, and is where all the pretty pictures and tourist advertisements come from.

I've seen a few tourist documentaries on India, like the episodes from An Idiot Abroad or An Asian Provocateur, and one documentary about a british cab driver trying out taxi services in India. It looks nice, but it's not a high priority. As a white male I'm safe from the rape at least.

>yeah, Sydney they definitely shut down way, way earlier than that
Literally the worst. And I thought 11 was bad enough, since we usually sit at home pregaming until 10ish before going out. Getting drunk out in the town is way too expensive.

>Turkey sounds like a nice country, wish I'd gone before the coup attempt
It was. I went there once 10 years ago, and another time 4 years ago. It was considerably worse the second time, and definitely not a good place to visit anymore.
Was also filled with russians. Russian tourists are the worst. They wave their money and demand special treatment. Everyone hates them in tourist areas all over Europe.

>>35396861
im not a bitch though

>>35396886
Then how do you expect them to orbit you? You have to be at least somewhat of a bitch (or put up a facade of being incredibly nice and optimistic) to have beta orbiters. Nobody wants to orbit a girl who's dull.

>>35396964
i am nice
im into being myself

>>35396851
>but the conversations never last
why not?

i guess the male is supposed to lead and keep it interesting like your normie guy, right?

how do the conversations end, do you just ghost them or what?

>>35396964
Nobody cares what a dull retard has to say aka you, anon.

>>35397001
Don't you have some more donations you need to give out, mongrel?

>>35396851
Have you ever considered you just may not be interesting?

>>35396989
i just lose interest and stop replying
at least the normie doesn't make me lead the convo and has interests

>>35397086
>i just lose interest and stop replying
;_; i guess this is what happened to me then

why not just tell the guy what he's doing wrong?

>at least the normie doesn't make me lead the convo and has interests

what does he do right that robots do wrong, pls respond

>>35397086
Talk to me then, what are your interests?

t. ""normie"""

>>35397125
I hate females like her. She has literally nothing to talk about and expects the dude to talk about everything. She's boring af then tries to get dudes to not be the boring ones like she has something to offer but a wet hole

>>35397165
all females are like that bro

we have to learn to how to entertain them and stuff, it's just how women are, we have to be their clowns for the privilege of existing anywhere near them

learn how to swim or drown type of deal

>>35397165
youre just bitter
take notes from your normie brothers

>>35397165
>>35397125

>we have to learn to how to entertain them and stuff,
>using this face: ;_;
>"pls respond"

Dude you're stupid

>>35397203
>>35397206
Fuck off normies. This thread is not meant for you.

>>35397203
Fuck you, bitch, I'm literally more interesting than those dudes. They have no aspirations and no talents.
>>35397184
Fuck that shit, I'm not wasting my time on these ho's

>>35397214
Ok, not a normie tho
ell faggot don't you have a mother?
>>35397165
Forgot to reply you, you don't hate females like her, you hate yourself
>>35397225
So? tell em your interests, Are you able to cook at least? What is your talent? Fapping during 12 hours?

>>35397225
What? Then why are you still here? Integrate into society.

>>35397259
Doesn't matter what my talent is if I don't actually make money from it yet so fuck off. If I ever start, I'm not talking to any females, fuck them.
>>35397270
No, I don't really have to

>>35397297
The classic example of the beta male. He'll be back!

>>35397297
Bitter beta bitch.

>>35397327
>beta male for not wanting to engage these ho's
>Actually chasing these ho's
Nigga, do I look retarded? I could chase them if I want to, doesn't mean I will.
>>35397342
>Thinks calling me names is somehow gonna make them win an argument we're not even having
Another retard

>>35397259
you didn't respond to me though>>35397125