>Hello, Anon >How's that book you been writing coming

>trees
>leaves
>bark
>forest

Why does it have to be trees?

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>>35393036
fuck deez feelings NIQQUH

i had so much inspiration in december and january, and i was writing about 8 hours a day or more, but then fucking alcohol had to come back in to my life and take the last good thing from me.

fuck my alcoholic brain.

>>35393036
Invent a mind reading machine and I will show you

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>>35393036
>tfw you always have ideas floating around in your head for novels, paintings, drawings, etc. but don't have the actual talent to get it from your mind to the paper/canvas.
These are some bad feels.

I did try to write a short story one time.

You guys wanna read an excerpt?

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>Two years into your dream project
>nothing is done

Which one of you guys is GRRM?

here's some short erotica I wrote about my DnD ranger fucking her wolf companion
http://pastebin.com/0bMPiDtA

>>35394604
Well I guess I can go fuck myself then

I didn't want to share my shit anyway

>>35394958
Go ahead, m8. I'll read it.

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>>35394691
Pretty decent anon

>tfw want to write a book I can actually get published
>always end up writing porn instead
I should just make text game and start a patreon at this point

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>>35393036
>Started out writing my novel
>Started writing porn out of boredom on the side
>Now I spend more time writing porn

God damn it.

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>tfw writing a book that I've realized is a complete accidental ripoff of Code Geass but I continue to write it anyways
I will never show it to anyone but I continue to write it because it's fun to.

>>35394958
good. better to not share it and have everyone think its shit than to share it and prove everyone right

>>35395005
>>35395073
F-fine

http://pastebin.com/pyXyH54g

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>>35393036
It's great, OP, but I threw it in the trash yet again.

>write a book every couple of years ever since my teens, just because it's good self-therapy
>written a sci-fi trilogy
>working on one right now called Psychotropical, about my time spent in mental wards
>whenever I finish one I throw it away and delete all the files because I still hate myself and everything I do
>mfw if my writing is any good I could probably have put out three or four novels by now
>mfw girls would probably be into it
>mfw I'll still just write and burn and write and burn until I die, probably

>>35395143
I cycle in and out of this but I never delete my work. Shit I have left over from middle school is still sitting in my writing folder. Don't think I could ever show it to anyone, though.

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>>35395143
>>whenever I finish one I throw it away and delete all the files because I still hate myself and everything I do
Iktf I don't throw them away but I've written so much shit no one will ever see and I'll never look at again because I always convince myself it's shit and that I can't make anything good.

>>35395419
Just burn it all, anon. It's kind of purifying. I never have to worry about someone finding a few pages of something old and reading them, or even just knowing they still exist myself.

The absolute fucking worst is when a friend picks up a page I left out and starts to read it aloud. I don't know why people do that, it's a universally asshole move.

>>35395139
I don't need to read it to tell you're writing is on mongoloid levels by the way you stutter and meme to fit in like a pathetic omega. Kill yourself and take your shitty "w-w-riting" with you.

>>35395458
>Calls someone else mongoloid omega
>Can't even stutter right
It would be "W-w-writing", not "w-w-riting", pleb.

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>>35393036
This is not mine

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>>35393036
Not very well. Gotta do some thorough basis work first, including trying to find location for every single photo taken by someone, while living on another side of the planet myself in a different culture with a different language. It's very time consuming and painstaking and it's destroying everything else but what do you do when you're obsessed.

>>35394691
All animal rapists shall be killed. By impaling.

>>35395143
When I was a teenager I deleted everything I ever wrote. Still have a vague dream of writing a book because it was the first one I ever had as a child, but now I'm just a 27 year old neet alcohol. Unemployed for a year now.

>>35394691
post more anon

>>35395936
>animal rapists
What if the animal starts it

>>35394691
>>35395139
>cramming descriptions
>unnecessary verbosity
>tl;dr paragraphs
decent stuff, lotta rookie mistakes tho

>>35394535
This is me...
T.feelsbadman

>>35397070
>What if the animal starts it
Animals do not ask to be raped by a human. And, if animals feel somehow drawn to a human, they do not really know what they are getting themselves into. They do not know, that the human penis/vagina is far bigger than what they expect it to be etc. In the first case the injuries will be too big and in the second, the poor doggie does not know that he will get lesser amount of Friskies delicacies as he could not give satisfaction big enough to his mommy.

>>35395497
I remember that it was funny

>>35393036
>must of
You call yourself a fucking writer?