>squeeze swollen fordyce spot on testicle bag >it pops

I think you should speak to a doctor.
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>>35392464
It's not the first time
Oh man now there's a deep pain in my testicles
Oh my god

>>35392425

Get a pin and puncture the whole way through, then just empty your sack. Problem solved. What else ails you?

I didn't even know that was possible, you have me scared op

I had the same thing happen to me once, except it was like a pimple thing, and it was on my shaft

I went to a medical clinic to have it checked out and a young female doctor felt up on my penis. I was really nervous so it had shrivelled up and gotten small...

>>35392543
>gotten small

Come on anon, this is /r9k/ you don't need to lie here.

>>35392566
it really did, though...

well, okay. lemme level with ya. my penis is like 5.5 inches erect. but, I've gained weight since sitting in my room...and it like, shrivels up so much more easily now. it's uncomfortable. I have to yank it a bit to get all of it to come out (I don't mean to make it erect or even chubbed, to just make it return to normal)

what a low man I have become...

>>35392596

Mine is a flat 5 inches anon and I'm a big fat guy too, so I know those feels.

I'm going to get a vasectomy soon so I don't accidently have a child with my wife, and the thought of him slamming a knife into my ball sack is far less terrifying to me than another man seeing my tiny sad penis.

>>35392646
it looks fine when I pull it out and all...but...

...I gotta lose weight.

>>35392425

That's why I don't fuck with those things; I just ignore them and let them go away naturally. Helps that there's no chance of a girl ever seeing them so I don't have to worry about how bad they look.