>"Anon, I need you and you alone, to deliver this package to the North Pole!"
Anon's increasingly shit life Christmas Special:
Anon gets raped by Santa
I'M ON MY WAY RIGHT NOWWWW!!!! *HOPS INTO THE REINDEERS*LEIGH*!!*!*!*~*~*~GIDDIUPGIDDIYUPGIDIDIDYAPLETSGOOO!!!)00OOOOOOO*SHOOOOOOO*POLAREXPRESSS~~!!!TOTHERESCUE!!!^_____________^=BINGBINGBING
omg if orgot to attach the reindeer slegih speeding off in the skie image . jpg ^
either way... omg im laughing so much because the internet has given me trust issues and op i had to look at .gif and close most of my eyes (like 80%) and wince/cover the enlarge imaged with my left hand bc i was afraid something bad was gonna pop out from that present xD loooll!
>>35392621
what the fuck is wrong with you, dude ?
blox
>>35392924
He enters threads he finds frivolous and pretends to be retarded, he's been doing it for like a year and it's honestly disturbing.
And I jack off to cartel executions.
>>35392409
I'm going to open it instead
You gotta visit my south pole first ;)
*changes frequency to vibrate out of clothing*
>>35392409
Ha ha! I'm on it, boss!
Right after I go to the gf store in my gf mobile!
>>35392952
lol.
well, it's better than the cuck and racebait posts that made me stop using this place for a while
>>35392952
what is your problem anon. you're the disturbingest
>>35392576
This post is extremely good
>>35392409
>gets entrusted to hand deliver a present to Santa
>mail it instead