what can I say to my ex to make her worry about me? What's

>>35392032
Don't fucking speak to her you pathetic faggot

She's gone. Get over it

tell her you're addicted to heroin

>>35392032
You can't make women care about you anon

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>>35392032
Here's an idea:

don't say anything at all to her, instead watch a movie or some shit. get high. don't be retarded.

Why the fuck would you even want to do that? Just let her go.

>>35392032
"I'm going to eat a bowl of peanuts and its your fault"
Then if she asks you can tell her that you're allergic to them. She won't care, but boy will it make you feel better.

>>35392032
what am i looking at here?
unmute me nao

Any sort of contact on your part makes you look like a needy bitch. Best thing you can do is not contact her.

>>35392206
it's a phalloplasty, surgery for ftm transexuals to get a dick. it's not finished in that picture, they'll go back later and make the head.

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SEND HER YOUR DICK,IF YOU CAN FIND IT.

>>35392249
oh, well that's fucked up.

>>35392032
>>35392249
they shouldn't do that

If you send her suicidal shit she'll either ignore it or she'll call the cops on you and they'll take you to the looney bin

She's gone, move on

>>35392292
This guy is wrong. She is just waiting for you to threaten to kill yourself. Women love desperately needy guys.

>>35392274
>>35392275
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qaJCnMJvV60
here's a finished one. it looks fairly realistic desu.

>>35392385
looks better than my penis,\
i wish I had a foreskin

>>35392032
>Anon don't move i'll make this quick
>just let me pump up my fake penis real quick
LMAO this is fuckin sad

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>>35392415
the other option is a microdick made from the clit
or just not having surgery and hoping for lab grown penises soon

>>35392385
>>35392402
wait actually no, dumbass, that's not a fake penis, that's a real penis, the guy just has erectile dysfunction and they've implanted something in his dick. 100%, med student here

roastie with exes here. Once she's decided she's done with you, she's over you to the point where what you say will either anger her or make her pity you but nothing enough to get back with you. Anything like that you do would likely just reaffirm her decision and cement the idea she did the right thing by breaking up with you.

I know because one of my exes is literally addicted to crack now, and the other threatened to quit his job, alluded to suicide, and not treat his medical issues if I left and I just felt relief that I was done with them and they weren't my issue to worry about anymore. Both of those things would have made me worry sick if I wasn't at the mental state of "I'm so done with this, I don't want to be with them anymore." but once she's hit that it's too late, and she has if she's broken up with you.

Sorry senpai.

>>35392249
I thought this was some magical foreskin restoration thing. What a shame.

>>35392622
>restoration thing

Oh naive, anon. Do you really think (((they))) will allow you to grow your foreskin back?

Once a woman decides you are no longer of value to her, the only way to get her back is to show her you have lots of money. Then her feelings for you will reignite.

Sorry, OP. It's over. One of the most vindictive things about women is that they'll start the breakup process WHILE they're still in a relationship with you. Once she finally decides to end it, she's already moved past the grief period and has completely written you out of her life. She probably jumped on another cock the day she dumped you

>>35392275
transexual man here
im definitely not getting that surgery its mortality rate is crazy scary high and the tube inside might break and if i get the pump version id have to get it replaced regularly
im waiting till they get better dick ops or i might get a release but im broke and living off the dole

>>35392032
Jesus Christ is that what they look like for an ftm? Fuck me running - that's goddamn horror-show caliber