Is this real? I'm scared, I don't know if I can leave

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We're finally free from this shithole

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>>35391081
I'm not free. I've spent forever here, I can't just leave. It's part of me now. I don't have anything else. Should I be taking this seriously?

>>35391051
As someone whos been here for 9 years. Kinda hope its true.

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15th? Good. I have 1 week to talk about the first episode of Samurai Jack season 5 with my pals over at /co/ before the great happening.

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guys this isn't funny I'm really scared I don't know what I'm going to do without you

>>35391051
I think this is called trolling. I'm FBI too, so I'd know these things.

>>35391153
Sounds like your a fag retard

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Jails are flooded with NEETS

it'll be an extended visit 4chan meet up

Hello friends.

>>35391051
Daddy Pence is finally coming to electrocute us

>>35391206
>Jails are flooded with NEETS

Fuck, meant to type will be flooded

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>>35391206
Imagine how awful it's gonna be to drop the soap.

>>35391051
It's all real. A few of us are on here to forewarn people. H2FSK code to verify uoanzlcysnhag2exu0b4kqzzu4djef65oa7rwvvs8py1qg03lngbczlc6pkwp6s3da4fsbd52fkomdfowa22cpkpdfvwedcf5b82

>>35391051
Do you really think they are going to put everyone who visits this site in jail?

>>35391153
I'm CIA. Confirm that none of this will be happening. It's the boys in rival agencies playing jokes, Just ignore it, it's fine.

I'm NSA, don't trust anything these guys say.

>>35391153
NSA here. Anon is correct all a troll. Go on with your original posting.

>>35391257
how would taht even work?
youve got ppl from different parts of the world browsing this site so fbi really cant do shit about those

Beware the ides of March.

Very original post

>>35391282
Donald Trump's United States of America does not understand the meaning of the word jurisdiction. Justice will be served regardless of your country of origin.

>>35391051
This is so fake it is funny.
"FBI Anon" is from Japan and there's no such thing as a H2FSK code.

And an FBI agent would never reveal their position to an online Korean sewing board

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I don't understand, why did the creator tell me it will be this friday? They communicated that directly to me.

The execution is on the 15th then? The end of the Reich, the Fuhrer? Then why was I told this Friday?

>tfw it actually is FBI/CIA/NSA making posts here.

Take me home.

This is obviously fake you fucking morons. You aren't going to jail. Stop crying. I do hope the site gets taken down though.

ATF here. It's all real. Get your bunkers ready, there's a storm coming.

third world countrier here, nothing gon happen to me wahoooo!

Holy shit. Just ran a sum on the H2FSK he provided. It checks out. Six ways to Sunday.

>>35391359
>"FBI" Anon is from Japan
As if anyone would really reveal such incriminating and top-secret information without at least using a proxy.

>>35391114
this teebeeayych phampai

>>35391051
Not everyone lives in USA and not everyone lives in a US puppet state either
so take a big long hard suck on my dick.

>>35391244
>tfw there will be no soap

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>>35391206

hi frends does any one here like vidio games and anime

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>>35392300
>Implying he wasn't already using a proxy to hide his location

>>35392928
That's the point I'm making. He's not really from Japan. He was just using a proxy.

>h2fsk code

yea guys I ran it through my brute-force opensource LUA rainbow table and it looks pretty legit

its okay though because I'm routing my ip through seven countries and 3 separate hash encryptions so good luck to the rest of you faggots

What the fuck is a h2fsk code

>>35391107
Dude you'll forget about it in like a year

Why would you go to jail for posting on 4chan?

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W-what, what's going on?

>>35394709
We're all taking a little field trip I guess.

Also, prisons are crowded as it is in the US and FBI anon expects me to believe they're going to attempt to fit literally millions of anons into them en mass? Mhmm.

>>35392560
Hey faggot dat yo waifu? Oh, she real fine. Finna bust a nut all over dat fig ass

don't worry

like half the people here have boobytrapped their homes and belongings, so it's not gonna be so much "massive busts" as "massive firestorms that can't be put out because we made the mistake of fucking with spergs"

technical knowledge plus obsession plus overall misanthropy and no real attachment to society is a real bad fucking thing to mess with. plus if you inculcate dudes with the fear of rape/torture over most of their lives, obviously they're going to give way less of a shit about being taken alive

not real psyched for the rise of homegrown jihad ethic but what can you do :(

>>35394764
>a bunch of robots stuck in a prison together

This can either be really awful or really good. Just imagine all of that autism in one place forced to interact with each other. It'd make for a great show though.

>>35391259
why would someone shoot a man before throwing him out of a plane? 4567

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>>35391051
What the fuck is supposed to happen? Are they going to flood the boards with CP then just arrest every IP that used the site? How would that be legal?

What are they gonna charge you with? This is so fake it's funny.

wat
what's the full context on this?

>>35391153
MI5 here, can confirm it's just the plebs over at ASIS shitposting as usual.
Nothing to worry about

>>35396431
the context is that wikileaks dumped a bunch of information that people who have been paying attention probably already either knew or assumed
(the three letter agencies have been collecting data on everybody and they've been particularly keen on using 0-day exploits on pretty much any device that's connected to the internet)

there is pretty much no reason to believe the post in OP
it's a pretty blatant attempt at trolling based off anxiety about government surveillance, which is the natural result of the vault 7 leaks

whenever anyone talks about arresting people who use 4chan, it's always important to remember that a VAST number of people visit this website every day and there's not really the infrastructure in place to suddenly detain an enormous amount of people for apparently no reason

if you don't do illegal stuff on the internet you have very little to fear in terms of legal repercussions

>>35391244
>implying any of us use soap

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>implying the government cares about a tibetan amphibian hieroglyphics board

>>35391051

Why on earth would a government want to imprison 4chan posters?

>>35396879
They have been chasing the famous hacker 4chan for years and now they finally have their chance

Bogdanoff's personal assistant here, I can confirm that something is indeed happening soon.

>>35391051
Probably not. Just like the other few dozen times anon claimed to be working for a government agency.

>>35391051
I'm not American and don't live in the USA. Can I still get in jail if I don't stop browsing this site?

>>35391153
GCHQ here. We've been playing the same joke on MI5 for years. They still think Putin is actually a threat!

>>35395108
I`m not sure that they even have anything to incriminate most anons about.

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>tfw italian
I don't even get to join the extended r9k meetup and organize my own personal NEET gang.
Cristo

>>35396696
you mean ASD?

4chan does not violate any laws

>>35391153
ISIS here, yep nothing but shitposting

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>>35391051
I'm CIA and this guy is talking shit

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>>35391051
Whatever happens, happens.

It's been an honor posting with you queers