My name is John, and I hate every single one of you. All of you

thanks for reminding me john

This is bait or copypasta do not reply

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>>35386606

nice eyebrows faggot

>>35386606
Is that really them? I thought he died in a car crash from a board through the head or something

REEE. Thats not the proper image that accompanies this copypasta. This triggers my autism.

>>35386644
ha i found the offended fat fuck that i was talking about in my original post. Thanks for listening, cuck
>>35386653
lets see your ugly, unsightly, and bushy eyebrows you sperg

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Fuck off retard


#$@*#$hwhd23@

>>35386708
thats really me bro its just people use my photos everywhere it really pisses me off but whatever

>>35386606

You're fat john

saged

>>35386606
>thanks for listening
>text

What did he mean by this?

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>>35386606
Youre the coolest jahnny boi

>>35386726
This is just sad bro.

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>some people actually think like this
>tfw I'm not one of them

>>35386766
yeah, i know you are, faggot. Thanks for listening anyways.....

>>35386606
>all these newfags who don't know this pasta
Is it 2008?

>>35386644
This is a old copypasta. I remember it from a nilst video (tf2 youtuber)

Why do attractive people ruin their looks with fake tans and gross makeup?

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Reminder that this copypasta is a full decade old. Some people here were third-graders when it was written.

takes u back man
>>35386698
the original one had a guido on it

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>>35386908
yeah i know, didnt he died tho

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My name is John, and even one here hates me. I'm fat, retarded and a no-lifer who spend every second of my day looking at stupid ass pictures. I'm pretty much everything bad in the world. Honestly, have I ever gotten any pussy? I sure haven't. I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of people because of my own insecurities, but I take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on facebook.
Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much cancer. I was blowjob giver of the football team, What sports do I play, other than "jack off to naked drawn Japanese people"? I also get straight D's, and have a banging hot boyfriend (he just blew me; Shit was SO gay). I'm a faggot who should just kill myself. Thanks for listening