>"If you want a gf, get off /r9k/!" >go to parties

>ignored by robots
This is why you'll be forever alone.

>robot
>wanting a gf that goes to clubs and parties
>wanting a gf that will drag you around to more parties you wont want to go to and will think your hobbies are degenerate
wew

>>35386296
>"If you want to lose weight or gain muscle, go to the gym!"
>go to the public gym
>go to private gyms
>always sitting there by myself, too awkward to get on a machine or pick up any free weights

Great """""advice."""""

>WOW I'M PRESSING BUTTONS AND IT'S NOT DOING ANYTHING

>>35387184
there are a lot of wholesome women at the club

>>35387184
>>35387251

That's actually not a bad point though. Women who go to clubs are basic bitches and staceys and normies.

OP would be better off going to some gay anime convention or manga store and meet fembots there.

>just go to the gym
>just talk to girls
>just go outside
>just be in the right place
>just be an exaggerated version of yourself
>just turn off that version when youre not around girls
>just learn to tell jokes
>just drink alcohol
>just loosen up
>just eat right
>just be a little bit of a jerk
>just get a good job
>just become independent
>just forget about girls
>just stop masturbating
>just follow these quick easy steps

>>35387230
>go to gym
>lift
There's your problem.

>>35387295
>manga store
They have those?

>>35387313
It's an analogy, you dip.

>>35387335
They do where I live yeah

JUST

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>>35387302
>>35386296

Out of that list, you don't need to follow the meme/nutrition meme as long as you're not a walking bag of ham or a skeltal.

If you're under 25, your youthful metabolism is enough to have a decent body.

Other than that the list is pretty much spot on.


and like other people have said, don't try and get a girlfriend that is some normie that has nothing in common with you.

I was into punk rock, I went to punk rock shows, I was busting a nut by the time I was 17. if I had been trying to get with the Staceys or even the pretty-looking normie girls I would still be a KHV today.

>>35386296
another """"good"""" advice
>just be yourself

>>35387459
>just go out to shows dude
>just don't go for stacies
>just eat whatever you want
>just don't try to get a girlfriend

>>35387295
>wanting a mentally ill gf when you are mentally ill yourself
asking for a disaster robots should not date fembots

>>35387493
>just go out to shows dude


I didn't say that, autist-chan. I said that was my interest and that's where I found my first gf. Whatever it is that you're into besides POOPOO PEEPEE on /r9k/ go follow those interests and hobbies.

>>35387482
That is actually good advice if you want to be in a happy relationship with someone who can relate to you.

>>35387535
why is that?

I've dated nothing but fembots, maybe one failed normie, and the only relationship that ended in a disaster was with the failed normie.

>>35387580
>dated more than one person
you're not a robot anon

>>35387553
>just follow your interests
>just pick up a socially acceptable hobby
>just become talented at something
>just learn to play guitar dude
>just be the guy girls want to date
>just make yourself that guy if youre not that guy already

>>35387623
"just put on your socks anon"

>just get up
>just walk to the dresser
>just open up the dresser
>just use your eyes to look at all the socks
>just focus your mind to make a decision about which socks to wear
>use your arm, shoulder and fingers to reach into the dresser and grab the socks
>walk back to your chair
>sit back down
>lift your leg up
>unroll one of the socks
>sticks your foot toe-first into the sock
>pull the sock back
>put your leg backs down
>lift your other leg up
>unroll one of the socks
>sticks your foot toe-first into the sock
>pull the sock back
>put your other leg back down

see? I can make actually simple tasks sound overly-complicated as well!

>>35387620
good. Not anymore thank fuck.

>>35387848
>just stop overcomplicating things

>>35387899
That would make your life easier, yes.

>>35387459
Punk rock girls smell like sweat and it makes me horny as fuck.
How do I control pitching a tent all the time?
Not a virgin...

>>35388050
You mean at the shows?

You're also surrounded by like 10 guys for every girl there, so unless you want to fuck guys as well you'll be able to keep your dick under control.

>>35388126
No not at the shows, I smoke and drink with a few chicks (like a date I think)
I usually am used to chicks who never not shower or put on makeup so I guess the idea of a "natural" women is sexy.
I wish I had a punk girl friend...

How do I get a punk rock girlfriend?

>>35388504
>be into punk rock music
>dress like a punk
>go to the local "scene" like record stores and actual shows
>find lonely punk tock girl
>take note of whatever bands she has on her jacket & shirt
>complement her on the band, talk about it
>ask if she's going to the next punk show
>drink some beer
>go balls deep in her