Why do you guys whine so much about dick size? I can understand

>>35384490
>spend weeks getting a woman to fall in love with you
>finally get her into bed or in sexual territory
>she sees your dick, laughs, and leaves never to return
>all that time wasted

>>35384816
This if you have a small dick you literally can't get into a relationship in the modern world

You could always find a virgin and they won't have any expectations going in. That's what I did. I have a weird ass dick and I last like 5 minutes MAX, usually like a two pump chump, but me and my girlfriend were both virgins so I think she just normalized my shittiness. It's all good in the end, it just worries me when she talks with her friends who all talk about the massive dicks they take and the crazy sex they have.

Imagine having to fight mike tyson in his prime as your normal self.

Now imagine having to fight him with a jojo stand or saiyan strength.

The latter is what having a big dick is like, you will naturally be more confident when dealing with woman from the moment you first speak to moment you cum because you know without a doubt you could fuck her through a wall.

And that's ignoring the obvious advantages of being known to have a big dick.

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>>35385242
wait just one fucking minute...

>>35384816
There's no end to it either. I'm above average in size but my ex-gf still compared me to a monstrously endowed ex-bf of hers. It would not surprise me if I were to learn that this compulsive advancing through sizes leads to many women fucking horses.

I got told I have the biggest dick someone had ever seen the other day. I believe it because I get told it a lot.

It's not all it cracked up to be.