Is sex even real? I've gone so long in my life without even

Nah sex is a government conspiracy

Sex is a meme op, we don't even need it.

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>onodera
nice
>trips
nice
It's real, though I honestly have to say, it wasn't worth the wait, might be because I fapped so much I literally don't feel sexual pleasure anymore but eh.

>>35384440
Its a myth perpetuated by hollywood and TV companies to increase degeneracy in the west

>>35384440
I am in the same boat as you. I literally CANNOT comprehend having sex with a girl. My mind just doesnt allow me to perceive it.

>>35384440
Yes Op, sex is 100% real. I've never had sex with a woman but I've had sex with a lot of men. It's pretty entertaining.

>>35384440
sex is real of course but it does not feel good

it is pro-women propaganda to say that a pussy feels better than your own hand, it has never been scientifically proven

your hand>pussy
vaselinated/oiled hand >>>> pussy

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>sex is literally on the BOTTOM of the hierarchy of human needs along things like water and food

If we've never experienced sex, are we even human?

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>>35384440
Same here, I'm in uni and my neighbor is a slut that brings home a different guy every night and I'm surrounded by people who spend their weekends hooking up then loudly boasting about it yet I can't imagine any of them actually doing it. It's like some elaborate joke I'm the only one not in on.

>>35384618
Take it the other way around: you are free from the most basic of human needs, and preferred higher levels of human consciousness!
You basically became the Nietzschean Uebermensch just by being a kissless virgin for 30 years.
And if that's not cool, i don't know what is.

I fuck my hand, my hand doesn't ask for money, my hand doesn't complain. Women are obsolete.

>>35384767
also traps, why even bother with wymyn

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>>35384618
>It is a basic human need to "excrete"

They mean like, going to the bathroom right?

>>35384800
Traps are degenerate. Not only do you still crave for sexual intercourse in the 21th century, but you are actively looking for a body type that wasn't built to be sustainable.
In short, traps are gay.

>>35384618
it means wanking
sexual intimacy is up two

>>35384489

>"trips"

Get the fuck back to /r4chan/

Sex is CIA illusion.

>>35384618
sex should be release
also how the fuck is family such an important need, I'd rather have good friends than my shit family.

I like the pussy and i like the tree.