>Wake up >Look in the mirror >You're suddenly a

Masturbate.
You know that

>>35384244
Find the nearest black man.

Take myself to an oyster bar.

get impregnated by Tyrone

>>35384244
Start a YT channel and just regurgitate all the shit I've read on /pol/ over the past 5-6 years. Then start a patreon or whatever because "hi I am qt white redpilled girl I need money so I can do redpilled stuff <3"

Bam. EZ money. Don't even have to get nekkid.

Live the rest of my life in happiness

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>>35384244
>color hair white
>make twintails
>get red contact lenses
>finally cosplay
>take voice acting training
>learn how the fuck to draw
>learn japanese
A female weeb? Might as well use the situation

There's a lesbian I know that I would go and reintroduce myself to.

Get miles of cock inside me.

Not even trolling. If I were a woman that is north of "passable" I'd be a massive slut.

Get BLACKED

Not an original comment

What do you mean suddenly? I'm a gorgeous white girl right now. Don't hit on me you silly boys. ;)

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You boys are hopeless, in the end you always wanted to be a girl!

>>35384244
Check my height, check my social connections, look for the source of this magic and ask for details.
Buy new clothes, dye my hair black, figure out how to continue with my life.
Maybe go to a lesbian bar eventually.
My daily routine wont actually change unless this erasion of me and replacement with a girl isn't universal, and so nobody recognizes me and I have to restart my life. If so I probably have to get a job quickly before i run out of food.

>>35384535
yeah I'm dissapointed in most of these beta posters, I personally would kill myself rather than be a woman, who the fuck would want to be a weak stupid sow for the rest of their lives? Fuck that

become twitch streamer and make all the thirsty kids donate to me, I will be the greatest succubus that twitch has ever seen!

>>35384622
If you were a male brain in a female body, how would your life be different besides being weaker physically basically. Nothings stopping you from doing anything.

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>>35384244
Become a man's qt housewife
Experiment with all kinds of lovely feminine fashions

>>35384244
try to kill myself from the hormonal imbalance

The fuck is wrong with all the faggot man sluts in this thread? Why would you suddenly start liking men if you became a girl?

lowkey we would all act like whores, we would suck like 15 dicks a day and get fucked every 2 hours, I mean, like I would be a hooker for free or something, or a pornstar

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Lewdly chat with other robots who think they are talking to a guy pretending to be a girl but is actually a girl

>>35384786
Wrong. There are several people in this thread who would still like women.

>>35384772
Because if you transform into a girl, it follows I would prefer men - cosider 'attractive while girl' thus not a dyke.

Getting triple penetrated while in bondage with cum and sweat dripping all over me sounds like loads of fun.

>>35384868
You wouldn't be you if you didn't keep your preferences. You'd be fundamentally changed. So if you like girls, and you became a girl, youd still like girls, you wouldn't suddenly like men, liking men would be a change in you fundamental personality keeping you from being you.

Tldr if you would start liking men as a woman, you already like men and are a faggot.

>>35384868
Also, being attractive has nothing to do with sexual orientation.

>>35384913
Well, OP did not state that. Moreover - it follows that if I were to change to a chick, my brain would need to be rewired to match female brain pattern. So I would be fundamentally changed nonetheless.

If you want to be picky, I would probably lose most of my sex drive anyways, because my test woud drop to 1/50th of that of a man.

Regardless of what r9k thinks, most women are not sluts by nature.

Feel bad because now i'm naturally a bad shallow person.

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>>35384978
So if you became a girl you basically think you would be dead and there would be a completely different person in your place.

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>>35384244
If this implies I still have my old desires and consciousness, just in a female body.

>Find a hot lesbo
>Have sexy lesbo sex

>>35385072
That is some deep shit edging on "what is sentinence" type, similar to "if I get star-trek teleported, did I die and be reborn or not"?

Essentially, if the new person shared all of my memories and personality traits, then for all intents and purposes, it would be 'me' but as a woman.

>>35385135
If its a "rewired" brain, then its not your brain, even if it stole your memories.

Think if the op prompt as, "your brain gets transplanted into a female body".

>>35384729
objectively best answer right here

>>35384244
Whore myself on the internet (SFW only) and quit my job.

DUH.

Also trip with selfies on r9k.

>>35385168
Then I'd get railed by hundreads of cocks anyways. I am indiffrent to cock as a dude, might just try one as a chick.

I'd drink that sweet, sweet female priviledge like a mofo.

>>35385208
That was my original point. Anybody saying they'd have sex with men as a female would already have sex with men.

Marry some rich nerd

Stay at home all day playing crusader kings 2 and let him service my pussy every once in a while

>>35384268
Literally a killer way to make money

>>35384703
female waeg gap

>>35385251
But I would not fuck dudes atm. If that was the case, I would do so long time ago. I have a rather faggy family, 4 people from my generation, out of ~20, are gay. It would be of no problem to get dudes to sex.

I feel strong drive towards women, but I feel literally no disgust or repulsion to men. I am just indiffrent.

Cry tears of joy

origanal

>>35384978
you'd also become retarded and probably not want to do any of those things or get a job then

>>35385283
*earnings gap*
Ftfy

Wage gap is a myth. And illegal.

>>35385316
That, dear sir, is a disease of the rich. Young women are treated with kid gloves, so they are spoiled as fuck. Move back a century and most women were tough as nails and worked to their maximum capacity.

>>35384244
I'd probably have a terrible identity crisis and spend a lot of time coming to terms with my new body before ruthlessly exploiting it in any way possible to make my way in the world

so much fucking shit I could do if I was a women, they're really quite priveleged and they don't even realize it

Like if you want to be a woman in any male dominated field nowadays you'll be showered with rewards, free tuition and a million job offers

>>35384244
Enjoy the bbc

>>35384244
>wat do?
make a fembot thread :)

>>35384244
>Dye my hair, contacts lens
>Become a cam whore
>Lots of money to spend with young prostitutes.

>the face when u can finally touch ur clit and boobs
>the face when all ur male friend want nothing but to fuck you
>the face when all ur female friend are jealous and make cunt reflexion

We would all commit suicide after 5 month, but the first month i would be a fucking slut

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>>35384244
Pic related

Oregano premix

>>35384244
Begin a hunt for robots and try to get a lot of slaves. Not money, but sexual slaves. It would make me pretty proud because I'd exert control on them yet give them pleasure.
This is until the hormones fucked up my current mindset and I started wanting to be impregnated by Chad I guess.

>>35384244
Use my looks to lure Chads into the forest and kill them and make a castle out of their bones.

>>35384268
then get an offer of $100000 to do BLACKED, genius

>>35384268
This is fucking genius. You'd be killed eventually though when some sperglord virgin realizes that he can't have you

>>35384487

> am a cute white girl

Translation : am dude who thinks his a girl and am dressed as one .

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>>35384244
Probably this.

And hope I have huge knockers like BoiPucelle

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>>35384244

immediatly breed with black bulls

Actual answer is probaly have some sort of mental breakdown.

>>35386280
post more pucelle

>>35384244
cry because that's been my life's dream as long as i can remember

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>>35386363
I'm a boy you know

get betas to give me money

find a cute feminine bf

>>35385703
>BLACKED
>$100000

>>35384244

commit armed robbery at a victorias secret and say i did it to free oppressed women

become the female version of elliot rodger

Finally, saved me a lot of money too.

Finger myself duh

>>35384244

Set up a Twitch account and a Patreon and collect those free betabux.

Get a rich sugar daddy or five. Don't even have to fuck them. Just Snap them some leg every once in awhile.

Basically free money all around.

>>35384244
To be completely honest, I'd probably kill a lot of people. Not only is it kind of hot, but I bet I can be among the greatest mass murdering females in history.

The years I've spent hunting groups of people in mil-sims as a lone operator and the hundreds of hours I've spent reading about terrorists and reading army field manuals and memorizing how to synthesize explosive compounds and shooting guns in the desert and the time I spent learning to operate most forms of single user transportation, ect. Sheeeet, I'd have all the confidence of a sociopathic terrorist without the look of one. Nice and discreet. Best part would be manipulating and murdering all the men trying to fuck me.

If I survived my murder rampage without getting v& or killed and I wasn't mentally broken to the point of being incapable of living, I might settle down with a guy and have children. Or maybe not because I'd fear I might merc the family one night too then cap myself.

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Fuck every lonely virgin in radius of 15 kilometers (as long as they aren't fat or deformed)

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>Make pro-Trump/MRA/Anti-Feminist videos in skimpy clothing on YouTube to cash in on thirsty neckbeards
>Open up a fetish clips4sale store so I'm paid for making videos of myself farting on pancakes or whatever
>Play the video games I always do, but on Twitch, so I'm paid for existing (also in skimpy clothing)
>Quit my current IT gig and re-apply at some hyperliberal fortune 500 company that will trip over themselves and offer $$$ to hire a female sysadmin
>Play with my boobs sometimes

>grab tiddy
>jiggle

>touch myself
>go back to playing video games and shitposting on 4chan

I would do the exact same shit as before but now be super happy about it.

Because then I could wear all the pretty outfits.

>>35384244
long term goals
go to college, marry a tall premed student, make white babies to secure income, live life on easy street.

short term

masturbate

RIDE THE COCK CAROUSEL ALL THE WAY TO THE TOP

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>>35384244
This here, this is my fetish