>tfw you're not a 18th century privateer cruising the seas with your mates attacking American vessels for their ore and gold
Just fucking kill me boys
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CfMm7cIsb_I
>>35382990
Yeah it must suck not be some smelly pirate fag who buttfucks other dudes
>>35382990
>trip and fall on deck
>foot got cut
>gets infected
>amputate foot to stop infection
>retire in paradise in the caribbean
>get malaria
>die
>>35383017
>privateer
>pirate
>>35383023
>dying
>bad
Is it time for some good old sea shanties? Oh boy, they can bring a feel they sure can.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DPYAZUcohmw
>>35383042
Obligatory Stan Rogers
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C7Ufe0jF-AE
>>35383017
There's nonna' that homo shit goin' on at my ship, laddie.