>tfw 8.5 inch dick but >tfw crooked >tfw weird dark

>>35382435
>no I won't post it
Useless thread now you say that.

>>35382435
Aesthetics are a plus, but size matters more. I wouldn't worry too much unless it's repulsive to the point that a woman doesn't wanna put it in her.

>tfw your penis is so dark compared to the rest of your body it looks like you got a penis transplant from a nigger

I don't care that you said you won't post it.
Post it.

>>35382435
Post your peenus

I get so jealous when I see a nice and pale cock in porn