>Pirate comes into the surgery
>Has just returned from a long voyage at sea
>Lost his eye patch, and is fed up of replacing them
>Wants me to give him a glass eye
>Give him a lethal dose of morphine instead
Kek
Need to do a Mexican one
>Give him a lethal dose of morphine instead
AHAHAHA OH MAN I DID NOT SEE THAT ONE COMING AT ALL!