>You will never be a spider >You will never burrow yourself

>>35381940
>Wanting to be in a bug infested hole of literal shit, and eating bugs that taste awful every day

OP you owe it to yourself to read "KUMO DESU GA, NANI KA?"

>>35382082
is it english or weebspeak

>>35382134
There's a Manga that's been pretty much translated and a Light Novel that's partially translated, and a web-novel that's fully translated poorly.

Since you're a casual read the manga.

It's about waking up one day as a spider.

>>35381973
> hes never had homemade cricket soup by vomitting inside of its exoskeleton and slurping it back out

>>35381973
but when youre a spider you wont think of it that way

I'd take any animal life (including plants (actually, ESPECIALLY plants)) over being human

Humans are the only creatures retarded enough to think they have to be busy all the time, doing "productive" shit all day to fix things that aren't broken

Why did life have to get so complicated beyond eating, sleeping, and shitting? Literally all any other animal does is that. Finding a mate too, sure, but who in their right mind (and without being guided by their dick) want to spend their lives with a human woman?

>>35382703
I agree
i dont think theres many animals out there who kill themselves either, so that just further proves this point

>>35381973
>implying spiders don't find them delicious

It's all fun and games until you get killed by some ignorant fucker who is scared of you because you look creepy. Not because that you did any harm or even because you have the potential to, just because you creep people out.

Really gets the brain train a-chuggin', huh.

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>>35381940

>tfw you'll never be one of those giant spiders that swarmed the Junior High School and raped all the girls to death in that horror porn story you read years ago.

>>35383537
dying as a spider is still better than living as a human

>>35383545
I bet you didn't even bookmark it to share with the bros did you anon
We're so disappointed in you

>>35382693
when you're a spider you literally won't have thoughts

you'll behave according to basic instinct and that's it

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>>35383537
I hate normans who think spders are creepy. they're fucking cute

>>35383537
People try to harm just because I creep them out as a human.
At least as a spider it would be easier to hide.

>>35383537
Spiders creep me out, but I always gently capture them and put them outside whenever one sneaks into my house.

I, of course, remind the spider that I could have easily squashed it if I wanted to and politely tell it to never break into my house again.

>>35383576
Well Mr. Buzzkill who the FRICK asked you

>>35383537
That's only if you were unlucky enough to be born near humans

The vast majority of spiders likely has never seen or had a potential to see any human

>>35383537
And? they're usually squashed by a large book and die in a matter of seconds in most cases, better death than that of most humans

>>35383576
Sooo like most working class humans

But without debt, a nagging wife, ungrateful children, a job you hate, taxes, buying a house you can't afford, no shitty education, no shitty neighbors, no human social rules, and no customs to follow

Face it, being human sucks.

>>35383569

Oh I think I did friendo

https://rodo.tsade.com/tdm/spider-attack-3/

>>35383660
You are a merciful god, anon.

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>>35384408

I'm unlikely to turn into a giant spider fbi man so relax yourself

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>ywn get to fuck Muffet

JUST KILL ME NOW

>>35385342
Have you tried? How can you say you never will if you never tried?

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>>35385368
Is there a secret "fuck Muffet" option I don't know about that teleports you into the Underground so Muffet can wrap you up in her web and "play" with you?

FML