>find out my city has a subreddit for meetups
>decide to go to one of these events because no friends, no social life
>movie night, drive 30 minutes to get there
>post in the thread that I arrived and waited in the back
>two people immediately show up to talk, one an overweight "le quirky" girl who started talking about Bernie Sanders, the other a landwhale with half their head shaved and dyed neon blue hair, probably once a man
>wait a few more minutes, more people show
>easily the fattest man I've seen in my life, at least 400 pounds wearing a Marvel shirt
>some weird skinny guy that never said anything
>numale guy with beard and flannel that said he barely made it after two other events he did earlier that day
>go in theater and get stuck next to lardass dude who's breathing heavy the whole time
>they're all laughing at the reddit tier quips made in the movie
>movie ends and they decide to go grab a round of beers at a pub close by
>tell them I have to leave because I had a long drive
Fucking redditors, holy shit
>>35381569
>Meet up with people on the internet
>They're all having a good time
>They go to a pub afterwards
Yet you're here, alone on the internet.
How does it feel to be that faggoty?
Well at least they had fun and also it was your fault to use the reddit in the first place
>implying you're not a lard ass redditor yourself
>>35381635
also this, you're even worst than they are.