Okay, I'm 21 and for years I thought I had a micropenis,

your first problem is being fat. youre never going to get a gf so why bother wondering whether youre going to satisfy her to begin with.

as for this 'i pushed the ruler to the bone so hard i literally cut the skin, and that added 0.18235 inches to the length!' bullshit....when youre fucking a chick youre not going to be crushing your fucking pelvis into her so hard that the difference matters.

with a 3.5 inch penis, and a giant fupa, youre looking at getting like...a max of 1 inch into the girl. if you think that's going to satisfy her youre dreaming

real satifaction starts at the 5.5" range, and ends around 7.5-8" depending on the depth of the girl's vagina. they want a feeling of being FILLED, without getting their cervix beat up.

short of penis enlargement surgery, you will never feel satisfying to any woman. sorry dude.

>>35381189
This anon knows

If you manage to lose the weight and don't have loose skin and look decent enough to attract a gf- be sure to stimulate the clit too because your penor probably won't be too great

>>35381189
>>35381343

>post my most embarrassing personal situation
>get these negative posts
>should make me really sad
>I don't feel anything

It finally happened.
I finally stopped giving a shit.

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>>35381097
>I am NOT becoming a wizard
What a normie thing to say. You wish to become a puny mortal instead of an Overgod? Get the fuck back to real life, human. You don't belong here.

>>35382251

Yes, I so fucking wish to be normal, to find a girl, maybe friends.
I have lived the neet life, living in fantasy media land, eating myself to death. I've had enough.

I have a really small dick.
Does that make it impossible to fulfil the one goal in life, find a partner? Am I THAT cursed?

>>35381618
OP you wanted genuine advice right?
>yeah man she'll love your huge sweaty body
>one inch of pure heaven

4 inches would be about acceptable if you were attractive enough, but from your weight you simply aren't

>>35382750

Forget the fucking weight. I'm going to lose it.
Then have surgery for loose skin if I need it.
At least I'm not ugly. I can't prove it because I won't post pics on fucking 4chan, so you will just have to believe me.

So, let's pretend the deal is this. Decent looking guy. Normal weight. 3.5 inch or a bit more cock. Willing to eat her out or whatever the fuck she wants. Would I still fail?

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>>35382918
If you find a girl who has taken at max less than 3 dongs in her lifetime, yes. If she likes you enough to become gf and aroused, and you put in enough work, you can probably satisfy

>>35382596
If you want to be happy, I would recommend focusing on other things beside the gf first. Lose weight, find friends, get a non-NEET hobby, the usual. You almost certainly won't get together with a girl without that and even if you did, you would realize that romantic partnership alone isn't enough to make a person truly happy.
Aside from that, I'd say you probably have a normal sized cock under all that fat.

>>35383046
>>35383201

Thank you lads.
You've given me hope.

But sadly no, it was always small.
Back in school, before I became a huge ball of lard, a girl wanted me but I turned her down. Because of my small dick I was extremely depressed about.

Still kinda makes me want to kill myself to this day. I could have a kiss, at least. Hold hands.

>>35381097
Get good at eating pussy OP.

If you really do lose the weight as you say >>35382918 here, then I dunno man, you'll definitely have a harder time than normal, but I don't think you're completely SOL.
It also depends heavily how attractive you are in the facial region. Depending on how fat you are, don't bother judging yourself on looks yet. It's fucking amazing how much people's faces can change when they lose weight.

>>35381097
overweight people have smaller penises than if they lose weight, if i rember correctly. Maybe if you lose weight you'll gain an inch or a couple, but i'm not sure of it.

>>35383201
>>35383339
what this guy said. your cock and a gf aside, bettering yourself as a person is what's going to make you happier. If at that point you still feel like you need a relationship, then really the size of your dick doesn't matter all that much. people on this site put a lot of weight into sex in a relationship. if the girl likes you and genuinely enjoys your company, that will be enough for her to be with you.

So don't worry about your dick. no one else does. focus on bettering yourself and you're golden

>>35381097
I get freaked out about my 6" penis not being good enough. god damn cuck porn being a meme on this site.

>>35383420
this.
and also have a good personality. females don't have the same sex drive, they gotta be emotionally attached to get the most pleasure out of it.

>>35381097

Quit worrying about your dick. Anything over than 2.5" and you're going deeper than average fingers do.

Let's be honest, the type of girl that will want to seriously date you won't give two shits about dick size anyway.