TINDER is the solution to the mass VIRGINITY epidemic plaguing

Sushi bro post full vids or kys

Kekaroni original

>>35380929
you have inspired me now im on it

no standards, just trying to fuck everything

do you have to take them out? i just want them to come over and fuck

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>jast b urself bruh xDDDDD

sage

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>>35380929
When will you stop already you fucking faggot.
Besides tinder only works for attractive people and most robots aren't good enough.

Now kindly fuck off.

Make me attractive and i'll list to you

No one is interested in a 2/10 man, even if i lower my standards to -10/10

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>>35380929
Are you shilling tinder here just so you can push the standard down and look better by comparison?

>>35382113
If you have ur own place then invite them over, cook for them, give them alcohol and then fuck them, if not then yes you must feed them somewhere and fuck them in your car

>>35382427
wouldn't a car fuck be uncomfy and not private? I live with my family so I can't do it there, any way to get to her house?

>>35382473

99% of every girl I take out is fucked in the back of my car, I call it the cum seat, enjoy the moments anon

So fucking what if I get my dick wet? I want a sweet girl that I can be in a stable relationship with

>>35382499
interesting, do you put the seats down and/or have a blanket or just do missionary with her on top? I'm not big enough so i feel id be squashed under her/not enjoy it.

also do you have a fuck spot in a private location, where do you park during the deed?

Wanting to lose your virginity just for the sake of losing it is the ultimate sign of being a failed normalfag, which is even worse than just being a normalfag.

Having sex with some random whore won't change anything in your life.

>>35382539
This is an old clip but it shows the back of my car very well, you make do with what you got anon, make ur own cum seat and enjoy your life.


https://my.mixtape.moe/cbprjd.MP4

>>35382635
why should I listen to your nigger mixtape? oh and sushi is fucking disgusting, i mean the word sounds horrible itself, i guess you must be asian with that name which means you're beta as fuck and you can suck a mean dick

>>35382635
Jeez, that girl is disgusting looking. Only a shitskin normie like you would like that that.

>>35382676
>>35382727
crabs in a barrel

Yea, I'm sure that would totally work if you're fucking ugly. and I'm sure the ensuing snap convo and date would go just great if you're a sperg like most virgins are. Great advice bro!

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>>35380929
>chad poster back again to collect (you)'s and make ugly men feel worse

Youre a real cunt m8

>>35381172
Fpbp as usual

No mute plx

>>35382635
Is there a reason you only post 6 second clips? What kind of robot are you?

>>35380929
Who the fuck talks like this?
Honestly, I don't get it, any girl who would be woo'ed by this would be a fucking retard that I probably wouldn't want to go out with anyway.

>>35382938
Fuck off, beta. I was a fat virgin loser who watched anime all day. Then one day I just couldn't take it anymore so I went on fit, read the sticky, made a plan and stuck to it. That was two years ago when I was 19 and now I'm /fit/, lifting, enrolled in uni and have been fooling around with this girl for about 5 months with no commitment.

Why didn't anyone tell me it was so easy to stop being beta?

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you're posting your porn clips on 4chan again aren't you...

well congrats retard

you managed to fuck a tinder thot

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>>35383061
Beta males and the average /r9k/ poster have the mentalities of women where they don't want to work for anything but have things, and girls in this case, handed to them despite them having nothing of value to offer in return.

it's hilarious that these beta nerds blame the world around them instead of themselves

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>>35383061
hard question but can you go into detail about what 'clicked' for you that made you make the change?

im incredibly close to "just can't take it anymore" level but I need that extra push to pull myself out of my misery because I know it's self inflicted

this goes to any reform robos out there

FYI , don't respond to imposters pretending to be me, you will know it is me because I will always post a video or pic with my post
https://my.mixtape.moe/oamccf.mp4

>>35383139
Look at yourself in the mirror and remember the first thought you have each time you wake up.

>>35383108

>they don't want to work for anything but have things, and girls in this case, handed to them despite them having nothing of value to offer in return.

that's how it works lol. you don't put effort in attracting a girl. it just happens naturally. you don't "work" to get the girl. she either likes you or doesn't. at least that's how it was for me. she just asked me out and eventually we became partners.

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>>35383108
>weebposting
>ever using "beta"

>>35383061
>posting tinder hookups to /r9k/
>ever using "beta"

>>35383108
Fuck off back to >>>/soc/ fucking self indulged normienigger

I don't know, man, banging a random whore isn't gonna do anything for my self esteem.

I know it won't because I've attempted to before and I stopped it before anything could actually happen because it just didn't feel good and I couldn't bring myself to go thru with it.

That's not a pleasurable experience and from what I hear from most people it usually isn't, which is why it's the general consensus that sex with someone you care about is infinitely better than some randy.

My issue is that I can't seem to find a girl I can really connect with. For whatever reason, be it high standards or bad luck, I'll go on one, two, maybe three dates with someone before it starts to go south. I've met and been on plenty of dates with thots who I couldn't stand to be around, nice girls who I didn't have any chemistry with, and girls that I liked but were obviously not into me.

It fucking sucks and finger banging some skank in the back of my car isn't going to fix anything. I want to love someone and be loved by them.

>>35383151
Post some full videos you fucking normie faggot

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>>35383164

and I just spend my entire day watching anime with my brother or playing world of warcraft. only thing I have going for me is my 6'4 wide frame and big curved dick. that's it.

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>>35380929
It can also stop the international Jew.

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>>35383139
That's not me anon, u will know it's me because I always have content to show

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What do now?

Plz halpp

>>35380929

>need a facebook account

Fuck off.

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>>35383172
>he isn't a weeb

>>35383206
i know it wasnt you sushi chad, sorry you arent the center of attention for once

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>>35380929
Oh, ok.

I mean, I don't give a fuck, but thanks.
Stupid faggot

>>35383175
I'm too busy jacking off to hentai and playing Monster Hunter before going to the gym. I just decided to shitpost here in between to maybe help out some robots.

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>>35383210
Tell her about the international Jew.

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>>35383192

I will never post full video bc I am better than you.

>>35380929
Haha, you're using Anonymous but I know this blog when I see it. Keep it up friend, I love reading about your life haha

>>35380929
>snapchat
Why do normies find the most unecessary, frilly apps to send simple communication? Why not XMPP?

>>35383217
>not having 5 throwaway FB accounts active
git gud

>>35383108
>>35383164
>>35383199
>dude these fucking "/r9k/ beta males" dont want to put in any work to have anything nice and just get things handed to them
>brah haha ikr I just sit there and girls just flock to me haha natch
top tier bait

>>35384006
>create throwaway account with fake email and number
>it prompts me to send friend requests to people I actually know in real life anyways
Fucking faceberg. Can't wait till Zuckerjew bites the bullet

I don't want to lose my virginity. I want a girlfriend who is about as attractive, as smart as I am, has similar values, and one similar hobby.

I won't find her on Tinder. Where do I find her?

>>35385113
So a 2/10 worthless NEET with neither street or book smarts, and hobbies include jerking off the lolis in a smelly room?

You're reaching there mate

>>35385141
Yeah it's easy to joke about stuff like that, but that description doesn't fit me.

>>35385113
You get lucky or you stay alone.

>>35385184
Yeah, you're right about that. I won't meet a girl like that in my current environment, that's for sure.

>tfw you finally get laid off tinder
>girl is fat, but still had sex
>now wants to see me more
>feel like asshole chad but I just want to bang her
Ugh

>>35380929
MODs really need to ban you from posting, you are the worst poster on r9k even including tripfags.

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>>35385267
But nothing....will keep us together....we can beat them...forever and ever, or we can be heroes.....just for one day

>>35383061
>After two years of working out has been with one girl
>isn't even dating her
>not beta

lmfao

>>35380929
I LOOK LIKE A FUCKING OGRE. JUST LEAVE ME THE FUCK ALONE TINDER SHILL.

>>35385349
in every single picture and video you post of yourself with girls they are always drunk beyond help, are you a date rapist sushi?

>>35385709
It's not rape if your attractive

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>>35385739
if you're attractive why cant you fuck girls when they are sober?

>>35380929
>STOPPING you from losing your VIRGINITY is YOURSELF
That and living in Eastern Europe

>>35385349
Typical hairy turkish shitskin

FUck off

Sex with a stranger is the most disgusting thing I can think of. I could make myself do it if you insist, but I couldn't get hard. There's no way for me to lose my virginity.

>>35385429
Underrated

And fuck you OP stop making this shit thread every fucking day, no one cares

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>>35380929
This is literally the same guy posting the same trash thread every fucking day

The OP isn't even a chad, he's ugly as fuck and only fucks literal 2/10 landwhales, faggot is role playing as chad here for a delusional self esteem boost/attention whoring

Reminder to sage and report this garbage thread at all times

Please post more videos sushi bro. Your videos help me know how to act when i eventually start having sex
It's good for me to see real sexual interactions

>>35385349
any sauce on her senpai?

>>35386407
I don't know what I'm doing, but I trust you anon.

>>35386407
>he's ugly as fuck and only fucks literal 2/10 landwhales
he's a 7/10 and he's basically looksmatching
plus he's tall

>>35386407
dude posts some sick amateur porn

https://my.mixtape.moe/yzshob.mp4
https://my.mixtape.moe/ptwhpe.mp4
https://my.mixtape.moe/vadwjg.mp4
https://my.mixtape.moe/iqpodw.mp4

she was made i fished her

>>35386711
Nice
she's fucking hot

>>35380929

Hey guys. I'm going to use caps to emphasize CERTAIN THINGS to catch your attention. This app will have you swimming in PUSSY even if you're an autistic sperglord. It doesn't matter if you're ugly, small cock, socially retarded, or insane. You'll just get PUSSY with ease.

>Brought to you by Tinder's internet advertisement campaign

how longs your d?

>>35386774
shes 18 and ukrainian

even on r9k CHAD comes in and gets endless replies, popular threads, infinite (yous), even in my safe space I can't escape the fact that my life sucks

>>35386968

Mate, this board has been getting fucked by normies since 2015. It's just gotten really fucking bad in the past few months. Our autistic hugbox has come to an end. We just don't realize that it has died yet.

>>35386711
nothing turns me off more than white girls who listen to rap

>>35386935
why's she such a wigger?
Probably has STDs from fucking niggers
You probably have STDs from banging so many whores

either way, she's hot, so good job, i guess

WHy do you find a wife and have kids instead though?

DAILY REMINDER TO SAGE THIS IDIOT'S THREADS

YOU ARE YOUR OWN WORST ENEMIES BY FEEDING HIS EGO

>>35387048
teenage girls like nigger bop
probably
im not op

>>35380929
I have a date later tonight, I feel kind of sick and sleepy but think I will go because she sounds pretty excited for some reason. But honestly messaging girls asking to fuck never works, or like literally 1 in 100 and I don't want to go on a date with some chick farther then 15km away.