>cleaning lady took the whale-tooth dildo
I'm actually 100% serious guys, this isn't a joke post.
I keep this whale tooth that we have in a drawer in my room and use it as a dildo but today I went into my room after the cleaning lady came and it was gone.
I can't say I couldn't have expected this seeing as she does have a history of misplacing my stuff, but I seriously can't find it.
Do you think she took it? Do you think she... knows I use it? Fuck guys I don't know if I can go near her after this she probably knows
what do
ask her if she can shove that dildo up your ass
Seriously guys what do I do? How do I avoid her when she comes over?