Twenty-first century schizoid men, report in. Those destined

do you guys ever think that maybe there are too many mental disorders?

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>only child
>literally have no IRL friends
>unemployable NEET
>dad died last fall, mom works full-time
>wake up and spend ~12h a day shitposting alone by myself in a quiet house
>if I'm ever dumb enough to fool myself into thinking "dating sites/apps might be worth a try", women literally ignore me outright
>whenever I leave the house, feel like people look at me with disdain and disgust
>try not to leave the house as much as possible
>don't even get (You)s on 4chan anymore

>>35380171
i never got like a formal diagnosis, but my psych told me if he had to diagnose me it'd be schizoid most likely.

I don't know it mostly sucks.

>>35380223
not really it seems like every disorder is just the extreme opposite of some healthy positive trait.

>>35380240
I'm in a similar situation and I'm paranoid about people thinking I'm a creep/disgusting/etc., so I haven't left the house in 8 months. I used to go out to a nearby lake at night, to enjoy the quiet and peace far away from all humans and just take in the nature, but I got stopped and questioned by a cop one night and he was convinced I might be on drugs or just generally distraught. It only made me feel more paranoid about people thinking I'm a weirdo, so I stopped going out altogether. I don't have any friends but I get nothing out of socializing and human company, so it doesn't bother me.

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Ayy here

Once you accept it and come to terms with it (including not wanting to be any different), it leads to a very nice and comfy life.

Since I accepted it like a year ago I've had nothing but comfy times and am pretty happy overall.

Do any of you faggots have a job? I don't want to do manual labor, but all the office jobs seem to demand from you to be an energetic fountain of extraversion, teamwork and friendliness and I can't stomach any of that garbage. I can pretend to fit in, but I see no value in it and I know I'd just end up telling Danielle or Marvin to shut up, fuck off and leave me alone. Does anyone have any experience with graveyard shifts?

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>>35380713
>Do any of you faggots have a job?
No, apparently I'm "entitled" for wanting one. Spending 4 years being unemployed will do that, even if I have a "good reason" (taking care of my stupid dying father).

>inb4 maybe one (1) person replies to my post because I'm the last TruRobot on /r9k/ and nobody can relate to my posts

>>35380739
I'm not sure what you're trying to communicate, but you are a robot after all.

>>35380832
>I want a job
>have been unemployed for 4yrs
>have a "good reason" for it
>I get called "entitled" by nu-/r9k/ and nu-/pol/ for wanting a job
>I am the last True Robot
there we go, I formatted it into r/4chan-friendly memetext for you

>>35380874
>Spending 4 years being unemployed will do that do what? result in you being called entitled for wanting a job?

>>35380922
>Spending 4 years being unemployed will do that do what? result in you being called entitled for wanting a job?
Yes.

>>35380930
Hating wagecucks is the latest fad on neo-4chan and gratuitous hostility is a long running tradition at this point.

I'm currently trying to get disability bux for my mental issues if that doesn't work I'll just become a nurse for old people or work more and build up my case

>>35381048
>Hating wagecucks is the latest fad on neo-4chan and gratuitous hostility is a long running tradition at this point.
Ok but it's usually self-admitted "wagecucks" and tradcons I guess who usually give me the hate

>>35381330
I spend 2 days a week changing my grandpa's shitty diaper, helping bathe/change him and doing his laundry.

Ask yourself if you really want to "become a nurse for old people", bearing in mind that there'll be some days where you're wrist-deep in human feces while having to manipulate/move around 190lbs of dead weight.

>>35380373

>When "the man" amplifies your anxieties to the point of almost total agoraphobia.

Must feel bad, man.