>CIA now has complete access to you're phones and PC

>>35379036
>>CIA now has complete access to you're phones and PC

Bane?

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>>35379045
Wiki leak Vault 7

is this a poorly hidden your/you're thread?

>>35379036
Eh, loli is legal in the US, jokes on you FBI.

>>35379045
Sounds like a big guy.

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I sure hope they like a lot of chubby porn

Lots of pictures saved from 4chan, some oc sound bytes.

Some of these are interesting, but desu it's sentimental value than content value.

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>>35379036
>ywn fight the Jews and globalists

Hope they like looking at fatty gay porn

>>35379036
>implying they didn't have access before the release of Vault 7
Also
>CIA can hack modern cars to perform nearly undectable assassinations

>>35379114
Doesn't mean you aren't on a watchlist.

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>>35379337
Vault7 reveals that CIA lost their entire "hacking arsenal" to other entities. That's the more worrying part.

>he didn't automatically assume all of this

What does the big guy rate my sound clips?

>>35379036
TFW you can't differentiate between YOUR and YOU'RE

>>35379045
It's the NSA, and you still can't differentiate between YOUR and YOU'RE

>>35379088
Hahahaha

Classic

I like your style

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>The CIA can now steal your memes and 2hus before you even have a chance to use them.

>>35379625
fucking kill yourself namefag and never reply to me again

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>>35379036
>they take my memes with ease, when I spent years collecting them

>>35379036
I bet they have wonder drugs to cure depression too

>>35379646
We are anonymous we don't need a name. Hear hear

>>35379677

How dank are their pot farms

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>cia coming into my pc
>tells me that I'm a potential terrorist
>wants me to give them bomb plans and cp
>give them a lethal dose of memes instead

>>35379707
Idk idk

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>>35379677
Maybe CIA made computer viruses that can cause depression to the infected PC's user? Maybe they run the virus through 4chan.org/r9k/ and that's why were all depressed???

>yfw alex jones was right all along

>>35379036
I would be quite concerned since Im not a burger

>now
they had it atleast 10 years ago

ECHELON : it means a series of upward steps

ECHELON : the original govt. monitoring program

ECHELON: a nickname given to a program that was actually called TURTLE

ECHELON: a monitoring program that takes you up a series of steps, based on your usage of certain keywords

If you type or SAY a certain word or phrase, you've just been sent up to the next level, until eventually, a human is actually listening to every word you say

PRISM: program for information storage and management

It's the new updated ECHELON

enjoy it

You don't have a choice

They've been monitoring EVERY ELECTRONIC COMMUNICATION FOR 30 YEARS

>>35379811

You talking about the killing memes?

>>35379811
You're a faggot

Ubiquitously

HINT:

IF YOUVE EVER LOGGED ON TO 4CHAN, THE NSA HAS EMBEDDED A MODIFIED BIOS ROOTKIT ON YOUR SYSTEM

so you're ALL being monitored

>>35379926

Psy Ops = a term only used by children

CIA = do not investigate this stuff
FBI = do not investigate this stuff

THE NSA DO

They don't care how harmful their monitoring is to our mental health.

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>>35379036
>your
Because every human is american, fat faggot.

Google ECHELON

and learn

>>35379857
>>35379924
How am we too trust an fag with name? Looks like the table is on the other foot Mr. Mercury

>>35380003
You have no 'health', mentally

You're a non issue

Yet you represent a possible threat in the future

Because you're a temper tantrum faggot

What about those microscopic texts and designs hidden in our memes, that when you open it it physically hurts you, attacking your nervous system?

A weapons test on us, disseminated through 4chan because it was convenient due to the anonymity of the website.

This isn't new. The CIA have had access to everything for decades now. True privacy doesn't exist and hasn't since before the age of telephones. Even if you go out innawoods, someone knows where you are and what you're doing out there.

>>35380048

You're an idiot

Of course they utilize psychological warfare

But it's not anything like what YOU think

Dipshit

>>35380060

>I have no mental health
>I am a temper tantrum faggot because I responded to carefully and professionally set bait
>a 4chan poster is a potential threat because we've been fucking with his head for years

Ok bro cool story.

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can they monitor darknet usage???

>>35380079
PROVE IT

show us one of these alleged pics

You delusional faggot

Lol @ you trying to blame the NSA for your inability to be a man

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The killing memes were a bunch of fun.

You guys took bets on my "event horizon", which never happened. You kept pushing those harmful memes with microscopic text and designs hidden in them, which when opened and enlarged caused damage to the naked eye and my central nervous system.

That's really cool. And when event horizon didn't happen, it still took you months to release a "cure" meme, just because you wanted to be sure.

All under Obama. Ask me again why I despise the man.

It was fun having my nerves hyper accelerated to the point where they were slowly melting and being damaged.

>>35380145

You think I would save the dangerous memes? I only saved the cure memes like this >>35380199

Cool story kid. Ask me again why I despise Obama.

>>35380116

They're monitoring everything. No matter what "privacy" measures you use, they have a way in and know exactly what you're doing and exactly who you are.

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>>35379036
I sure hope they stay out of my TICC folder!

>>35379036
They see some slightly embarrasing shit but that's about it.

It's all encrypted

>>35380199
truth god damnit is this all you guys have? weak i say, weak! makes you wonder where my taxes go.

Yeah I know what's going on, all I could do was laugh and pretend.

You gave me a full dose of those killing memes and extra.

Thanks big guy, you're really swell. Glad to have you watching over me.

>>35380246

Encryption is worthless. They have workarounds and backdoors into everything. No matter what you do, they have a way in.

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>>35379036
You want to do what CIA?!

>>35379134
He's pretty big relative to most people, including yourself.

Yes

They invented the darknet

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/ECHELON

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>>35379871
>>35379887

>CIA cant control your mental heal-
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Project_MKUltra

You gave me the Job test, way beyond Echelon.

That's kind of fucked up.

>>35380215

You're ....

An.....

Ahem.....

URINE
IDIOT

>>35380407

I've got a big mouth, gets me in trouble a lot.

Tbh.

I used to work for Dave Driscoll, rumor has it he used to be a big guy.

>>35379036
>elliot posted his threats on yt
>still managed to frag one or two
no prob cia
inb4 the doors
+ that asians he killed, one of them was a thief and stole from elliot in the past, it's fully justified
that's shit on wikipedia, check it out

You didn't run those tests on me for nothing, did you?

My vengeance will be cold. I die childless, no heir to serve or to be used by my adopted nation like me.

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OH NO PLEASE NO

>>35380243
>she will never sit on you with her obese cellulite-ridden ebony ass and blow hot booming dry farts all over you


why live lads

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>>35379036
Good fucking luck figuring out half of that shitposting

>>35380336

Idiot

I know all about MKUltra

Obviously I know more about all of this than you do

Idiot

Idc, you don't deserve your perfect servant.

You're barely high status, it's not by strength of will that's for sure.

THE CORRECT ANSWER WAS :

OP is illiterate, and doesn't know the difference between YOUR and YOU'RE, or the CIA from the FBI or the NSA

>>35380649
Obviously, you stopped taking the SEROQUEL

>>35380843
Namefag is shaming himself again.
I feel embarrassed FOR you

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>>35379036
I don't have anything they can use against me, but fuck them. Fuck them orwellian nigers, kill yourself cia, go and fuck a cactus

>tfw your weridest thing in your HDD is feet porn videos and you are not scared at all

Keep doing "you-gen-nick", maybe one day you'll finally create your loyal and capable untermen.

Or maybe it'll backfire and you'll create ancient kangz instead.

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>What happened to you CIA?
>You used to be cool

Follow the yellow brick road !

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>>35379036
HDD full of anime reaction pictures and Pepe's

FUCK guess I'm going to be put into a reeducation camp

F

So you still can't figure out its not the CIA ?

even though I explained it a hundred times

It turns out your childhood diagnosis of a LEARNING DISABILITY was wrong

It's a LEARNING INABILITY

>>35380281
even AES?

You are free to look around.
Just dont delete my games.

I have nothing embarrassing on my PC. I guess I'm a really boring person. I don't even have porn or anything.

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>mfw loli can get you arrested in the UK

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>>35381319
SHIT SHIT! Now you tell me, good bye sweat loli folder

>>35380938
Johnny you're my favorite namefag. 'cept myself of course.

t. ex seroquel drone

All this monitoring made me gain weight.

Tfw thicclet

Nothing interesting to see on my PC tbqh.Just a mixture of biology reports,chemistry problems,backed up Pokemon AS/Y/S/M savefiles and a vast collection of cancerous memes.

GOOGLE: the alleged 'forward thinking' new age business model

GOOGLE : where employees enjoyed foosball or snow cones instead of working, if they felt like it

GOOGLE : a lie

GOOGLE : the NSA in disguise

GOOGLE : the inventors of dalvik

GOOGLE : the ones who made you THINK you wanted a mobile monitoring device

GOOGLE : the ones who video you as you walk out of the shower

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uh oh
orlando

>>35382055
How much do you know about Stratfor Johnny?

https://www.wikileaks.org/the-gifiles.html

which countries do not allow loli?

I'm pretty sure South America isn't a place of wussies that gets triggered over pictures

would my porn be counted as beasiality

>>35382248
I've heard about britbong citizens being arrested over it

>>35381559
...and every single thing you've ever googled, whether intentionally or inadvertantly

This is how they've constructed your personal profile

>>35382230
A: more now than the minimal mentions I had heard before

Thanxamillion for the url

Sorry for the delays, but I just had my wife taken to the emergency room in an ambulance

She has a bad sinus infection, but she almost just hurt herself blacking out and falling

Since she'll be there for hours, I'm taking my time getting there. She has professionals taking care of her now, so she'll be fine until I arrive

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I have nothing special in my HDD

>>35382295
Unlikely

Especially since it's spelled BEASTIALITY
but unless the eggman is in it, no

>>35379036
I thought you guy liked Trump? Don't you want him to have the power to spy on liberals and remove taco?

>>35382731
What's ridiculous is watching irrelevancies like you think this is an administrative issue, as if Obama or Trump are behind it....

This started in the 70s, and hasn't stopped since

It doesn't matter who the TEMPORARY PUPPET (president) is....

The Dept. Of Defense calls the shots

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>>35380116
It's where they look first, numbnuts.

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>some poor wanker has to shift through hundreds of pages of furry porn if they want to search my online history
Got eem

>>35382731
Why are you associating this with Trump? The CIA has been doing this long before him. It's almost like you have an agenda.

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NOT MY CHEESE PIZZAAAAAAAA!

Bananolui

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Rosa rosa rosa, where is my heart?

>>35379337
>owning a modern car
they'll never learn ;^)

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L-loli isn't illegal right?

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n21 Reverb; T7852C
n26 Reverb; E1123A
n33 Reverb; X0922D

>>35382869

How many times must I clarify this ?

ITS NOT THE CIA

ITS THE NSA & THE D.O.D.

>>35382895
shes hot AND ugly simultaneously

I like it

She reminds me of many of the underagers I've fucked

Most of them in the ass

Lel why is the top brasses interested on this meme website?

Right place wrong time I guess.

Nothing personal, I have a big mouth.

How was I supposed to know I was mouthing off at our Department of Bane?

I wasn't.

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>>35379036
they can't prosecute a dead man

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>>35383001

Grimes is not for sexual, please.

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>>35382930
When I search ''loli'' in Google, the first thing I get are the Dutch laws on pedophilia.

http://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph58b9bec8ece56

The NSA love my newest song

That's not fair, you have all this budget and technology and soldiers to do your dirty work.

I'm just a man.

>>35383031
She WAS, but not in THIS ugly ass pic

>>35379036
What are they gonna do? Make my life a living hell?
Jokes on them, it already is.

Dude I'm not bragging, but....

I've fucked SO MANY hot ass underagers in my time...

Okay maybe I AM bragging
God damn I treated them so badly

Trying to burn out my central nervous system with dank memes.

It's some kind of sick joke to call me a normie and to tell me to be normal.

>>35379036
>some handsome intern at the CIA mayor be looking at My 4gb worth of pics of me dressing as a girl collection
>trying to ignore his erection as he examines each pic

>>3126478654325685433675

It turns out that the uglier and older and meaner you are, the more they come running to be punished

Daddy issues ROCK

>>35383213

Lol you're incapable of even turning YOURSELF on

You effeminate fruitfly

>>35383287
How do I uncuck myself, Johnny? I need an old dingbat's advice, please

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>CIA knows I watch tickling porn and has archival video of my blank expressionless face as I ejaculate into my bathroom sink with the lights out

oh noooo that sucks

>>35383260
I'm sure in a billion years some random /r9k/ poster is going to get completely BTFO

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>>35379036
>gtfo mode engage
MOM UNPLUG THE ETHERNET CABLE

>>35383388
The last person you should ask for advice is an old pedo.

>>35383388
Firstly, realize that by saying KEK, you're admitting that porn is your only source of sexual release

>>35384074

Maybe they should ask YOU, the sexual failure of sexual failures.....

Right ?

I hate how when I type 'c-u-c-k', my phone's autocorrect says KEK

>>35384074
You're the 'go to' person for advice on how to NEVER EVER EVER EVER EVER get laid

Congratulations

Your only success was at mastering failure

>>35384134
I don't normally say kek, but I also don't watch porn, so you must be right in their association.

Thank you, mister Neptune!

:I guess it's safe to assume that none of you will say THE NSA because you don't know what it is ?

You've heard CIA your whole life, so you keep repeating CIA...

But it's not the CIA that are monitoring you

It's the NSA

The national security agency

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/National_Security_Agency

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Utah_Data_Center

Check this out

>>35384188
>>35384134
I've had many women and none have required drugs or grooming. The same can't be said about you though.

>>35384507

Lol sure

Interesting that you have a 'magical knowledge' about my existence

What's my middle name ?

Where was I born ?

Describe Kaitlyn's breasts

(she was the 15 year old who raped me when I was 48)

See ?

NOTHING = what you know

>>35384507
Idiot.....

The drugs and grooming were just for fun

Lol @ mr. bore

(Boring a girl into yawning herself to sleep IS a way to get them in a bed... Just not YOUR bed)

>>35384763
Are you trying to bump this thread or looking for validation for your kiddy diddling

You're an old scumbag who had his kids taken away. You aren't in the position to pass judgement or give advice to others.

>>35384876
The only kids I've had taken away would be your mother's

But they dumped you off in here

How does it feel to be unwanted ?

>>35384876
Hey, sexual misfit

I asked you a question...

What's it like to be unwanted ?

Even by your own parents

>>35384876

AGAIN :

it's not surprising that your parents are ashamed

Just look at yourself

They were expecting a boy

>>35384876

What did your parents do to deserve YOU

an effeminate little bitch

A whining, complaining little girl

By the way, your computer is a joke

But when you cried and whined and complained and moaned to your mother that it was going to 'help you get a job' and 'help you get a girl', you tried to make it seem so important....

Lol @ you not getting either one

All you have is an obsolete computer

yo big guy.

i'm prepping oysters.

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>>35379036
Wow they found my porn and that I'm a loser...

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>>35385784
But one day you'll pull yourself together and want to get /fit/ and get a gf.

And then CIAfag shows your gf a webcam of your loser face as you ejaculate to interracial gay underage porn. You now spend the rest of your days in gitmo for possession of child pornography and terrorist propaganda (planted by CIA).

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>>35384626
>48
>raped by 15 yo
>"when I was 48"
>older than 48 and spending last gasps of air correcting CIA to NSA on a meme board

>>35385968
Sure, but I'm literally no-one, why would they waste money and effort on a random faggot?

The chances that my future gf is the daughter of one of the fat cats working in the CIA is even more nonexistant than the chances of me ever getting a gf.

Nothing to hide nothing to fear. I'm clean.

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>mfw we live in a dystopian cyberpunk world but it's so boring and nothing like the movies and novels, so we don't realize

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>>35379036
I'm str8

>>35379638
>Able to steal your memes
>2hu's also
FUCK

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Welcome to 2013. Fuck, even in the 2000s people had very good evidence that the Government was doing this kind of stuff. With the Snowden leaks in 2013 it was proven. This CIA stuff is nothing new, just further confirmation showing what everyone already thought.

Nothing to hide tbqh. I always assumed they did this.

>>35379036
>>CIA now has complete access to you're phones and PC
>This is "news" to the normies
mmm-hmm

>>35379036
Not too worried. Too much fetish porn on my computer, history of website usage, contact with Dominatrixes, money spent on fetish porn(Latex, foot fetish, pantyhose... encasement, zentai, soon probably some kigurumi/latex stuff)

There was never any chance whatsoever of me becoming a politician. At least I don't diddle kids though.'

>Pizzagate is real.

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>>35379036
>mfw duct taped my webcam
>mfw defeated the government with duct tape
your move CIA

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>>35387688
>tfw to smart not too tape my webcam two

>>35379853
Not phones and smart TV's, we've only learned recently about that shit.
https://wikileaks.org/ciav7p1/
have a read

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>>35388035
Not to mention bugging you're cars and maybe planes? Perhaps MH370 was suicided by CIA?

>>35388334
Somebody said 4 Freescale engineers were on planes, something something, Rothschilds own Freescale.

>I have not verified this information.

For the average person the massive trawling of data isn't really all that concerning. They're getting so much information that it's useless. It turns a needle in a haystack into a needle in a silo full of hay.