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>Be 20-year-old Persian guy
>Born and raised in Sweden
>Walking home from the university
>Late, dark and snowing like crazy
>Swedish woman walking with a gym bag 20 meters in front of me
>She's walking the same direction as I am
>See something fall out of the pocket of her jacket
>Approach it
>It's her wallet
>Pick it up
>"Hey! You dropped your wallet!"
>She glances back, but keeps walking
>Start walking faster to catch up to her
>"You dropped your wallet!"
>She looks back again
>Hold up her wallet to show it to her
>She starts walking much faster
>"You dropped it!"
>She looks back
>She starts jogging
>Start jogging to catch up to her
>"You dropped your wallet!"
>Almost caught up to her
>She looks back and screams "I will call the police, you fucking immigrant!"
>"No, you dropped your wallet!"
>She pulls out pepper spray from inside her jacket
>Stop and back up a bit
>Hold up her wallet in front of her
>"You dropped this."
>She sprays my entire face
>Drop her wallet
>Can't breathe
>Can't see
>Coughing like crazy, the pain is unbearable
>Try to grab on to something
>Fall to the ground
>Hear her say "Oh, thanks."
>"Help me!"
>She walks away
>Get back up from the ground
>Fall again
>Get mud all over my body and clothes
>Can barely see or breathe for five minutes
>Crawling in the dirt while trying to regain my composure
>Finally get up
>Walk home looking like shit
Fuck Swedish women, I should've kept the wallet.
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Things that didn't happen: the Burger pretending to be Swedish post.
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>>35378723
ITT
>approach swedish woman
>hey girl
>"sorry, not interested"
>fucking swedish women dirty kaffir
please get out of the country
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>>35378723
You should have said you are an afghan refugee. Swedish sluts love refugees
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>>35378723
Shouldn't you be posting this roleplay on /pol/?
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Shouldnhave gave her the BPC
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>>35378774
>Guy tries to return a wallet
>"STOP APPROACHING MY WOMEN REEE!"
LMAO cuck, stay in your basement.
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>>35378723
swedish 24 khhv, blonde blue eyes, semi fit guy here.
I feel you bro, must have felt bad.
I really hope the "oh thanks" "HELP" part is fake thought, sounds absolutly insane.
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>>35378838
>guy got rejected by female and posts under guise of nobility and politeness
isn't this what you robot losers do all the time
this thread is no exception faggot
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>>35378723
4/10 not your best work, I'd like to see you really apply yourself next time.
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>>35378903
Tack mannen. Den delen var det sjukaste, hon bara plockade upp planboken och gick ivag samtidigt som jag lag dar och trodde att jag skulle do. Det var till och med nagra personer vid en busshallplats nagra meter bort som sag det hela men sket i det helt och hallet.
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>>35378912
Pretty much. A "girl rejected me" story turns into something like this.
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>>35379019
hahaha assa va fan
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>girl drops wallet
>I pick it up
>try to return it
>tap her on the shoulder
>"Excuse me Miss, --"
>"HELP! RAPIST!"
>she pepper sprays me and runs away
>I have asthma
>causes me to go into shock and my throat closes up
>use inhaler
>manage to dial 911 and get an ambulance sent to my location
>pass out shortly after
>still have her wallet
>wake up in hospital
>staff explains that my asthma caused an extreme reaction
>say my inhaler and 911 call saved my life
>ask them for all medical papers on file for my visit
>use this in conjunction with the female's identity from the wallet I still have to sue her for attempted murder
>win court settlement
>dumb bitch is now in jail and owes me 1 million
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>>35379125
Probs fake, but if true you showed that roastie whore.
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>>35379125
clever girloregano
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>>35378723
>chasing some rude roastie down the street to return her wallet.
lmao cuck you deserve it. Some Stacy slut left her bag in a bench near my local mall the other day. I took it and it had 600 bucks, a credit card(she disabled it before I could use it) and fucking condoms. Bought plenty of games with the sluts money and I still have 300 left, feels good.
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