>reclusive autist
>decide to venture outside and go for a walk
>sitting by a pond to have a smoke and be alone
>hear voices behind me
>group of obnoxious local children are approaching me
>they appear to be shouting something at me
what do
whip out le cock
>>35378523
Run at them with a flaming branch.
>>35378539
dont do this
i did this a
you dont wanna do this
>>35378523
I hate that shit. I always sweat when a group of kids come near me.
I'm 24.
Is the pond in pic related your smoking pond, OP?
>>35378523
ignore them. Why would you pay attention to children?
>>35378523
>Want to go for a walk
>Can't go 30 yards without being accosted by some dog because their owner doesn't have it on a leash
If you have a dog, do the world a favour and neck yourself
>>35378523
Show them the cock
>>35378576
Because one of them is a total qt
>>35378554
pic related is in the town next to me
>>35378576
that's what I did, and would've done regardless of their age
>>35378539
>>35378752
no