>20 >lost virginity to a beautiful curvy brunette last

>>35376917
>he fell for the sex meme

Congrats, loser. Now you've lost your wizard powers, too.

at least you got laid so there is that.
Was it a hooker?
If not is she a potential relationship partner ? This could make you feel better.

>>35376917
>Sticking your dick in some random fatty doesn't fix all your problems immediately like magic

Really makes me think OP

>>35376917
It's almost like sexual gratification isn't a very rewarding experience. How could a bunch of man-children on r9k been so mistaken?

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>>35376917

I've been saying this on r9k for years but people just plug their ears and shout every time

>>35376917
Nice job trading immortality and arcane power for one shallow night of pleasure

>>35376930
It's a fucking massive meme. I could barely get hard, I didn't feel anything inside, porn is better and easier.

>>35376953
nope, a girl 2 years older than me, and I fucking live with her. I went out for breakfast with her and things were fine, no awkwardness. I don't know how the fuck to be in a relationship though

funny. i was trying to discuss EXACTLY this last night but they didn't take it from me

you're going to have to find something you like to do in life, OP. sex and gf's are nice but there's certainly more to life in order to feel fulfilled. a hobby might be a good starting point if you can get yourself to look for something. if you've already got one, perhaps take it to the next level