>tell girl at school I have a crush on her >She laughs

>>35374867
Location.
I'll help ya wit that.

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>>35374924
Count me in too OP.

>>35374867
find a dead animal in the woods, maybe a squirrel or a raccoon or something and throw it in her face and yell "MY LOVE FOR YOU IS AS DEAD AS THIS ANIMAL I KILLED FOR US" and then pick it up and eat some of it. They'll stop laughing at you guaranteed

>>35374867
shit if ur somewhere in eastern europe give me a call

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>>35374938
You have my katana too anon

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>>35374959
And my aksh

Start viciously verbally attacking them. Go straight for their souls. Instantly respond, laugh off everything they say. Hold your position, if they're in a group get a little closer after each insult.

I wish I had done this back when I was in school.

>>35374867

Dude just be a normal person and leave dead animals in her. Or drug her and just do whatever. For fucks sake.

Everyone and their mother wants to openly just shoot people. Whatever happened to the nuance?

>>35375392
Pretty much this. NEVER let them think they've bothered you. Attack any area they might be insecure about.

>>35375392

Being physically intimidating requires you be some kind of physical threat to a person anon.

Not some pasty fuck who couldn't stand up for himself.

>>35375392
>Works and three diddly bop
>Imma hiyyou wit a crop shop

>>35374867
Yes. your life is now over. You will never get another gf because of this.
Go for the high score.

>>35374867
>Should I kill them?
No. An hero. That way they'll feel bad about how they treated you for the rest of their lives, and the school's reputation will be mud.
Be sure to leave a note with how bad named people were to you, preferably posted online, so it can't be suppressed.

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>>35374867
Columbine 2: Electric Boogaloo.

You have been muted for 2 seconds, because your comment was not original.

>>35375459

What the fuck are you talking about? You vastly underestimate the human ability to not care.

>>35375468
I know a lot more about human nature an interaction thna most of the robots here.
I come here to feel superiour and to laugh at you lot, but also to share my wisdom with you.