Describe yourself and your ideal partner. Me:20, Male, fairly

>>35372588
>19, male, 6'0, brown hair and eyes, NEET but will go to CC this year
>The girl you posted

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>27, Male, Lanklet, brown hair, blue eyes. NEET

>bit goofy, skinny, tall, shoulder length light straight hair, blue eyes, white or mild tan (spaniard), breast size between a-b, likes to dress plainly or boyishly, likes to laze around and play video games, calm personality

M, 18, 5'4", long soft brown hair hair and a soft skinny body.

A nice tall dominate male who will give me lots of love and attention.

That or switch female with a nice butt.

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>>35372776
>>35372812
You wouldn't happen to be from northern Europe would you?

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Me:
>24
>White
>Brown hair
>Brown eyes
>Receding hairline
>6'2"
>250 pounds
>Part-time minimum-wage retail job
>No IRL friends
>KV
>Live with parents
>Learning to drive
>Awkward, anxious, insecure
>No self-esteem of confidence
>Unassertive
>Decent sense of humour
>Fairly nice
>Centrist/mildly conservative
>Nintendrone
>Like country/blues/rock'n'roll from the 40's/50's/60's

Her:
>Basically a female version of myself except she's a thicc Nordic goddess who will help me fix all of my problems

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Me:
>25
>White
>Pale
>Long brown hair
>Green eyes
>Basically look like a metalhead
>6'0"
>~170 pounds
>Currently a NEET, but looking to find work by the end of the year
>Like video games and general weebshit

Her:
>Slightly older, like 26-29
>Body like pic related
>Similar interests as me
>Calm and friendly
>Easy to talk to

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Well im a skinny greek american. 5'7 with long brown hair (a little above my shoulders) and dark brown eyes. Im a simple guy that likes shopping so im always wearing random different outfits.

Basically looks wise I love girls like this.

A cute bookworm girl that likes antiques and goinf to the mall with me.

>>35373243
so a tumblerina
kek

>>35373264
yes but without all the cringe

I'm a 17 year old with greenish eyes and brown hair. 5 foot 3 and around 50 kilos... I'm also pretty good at art and cooking, and I love dogs with every fibre of my being.

My ideal parter is someone who talks a lot more than me and who is interesting and smart, has to have a definite taste in music and movies and talk about them with a passion. I'm usually more into guys with brown, curly or wavy hair but thats my only preference on physical appearance, other than to be taller than me but a lot of people are already.

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>>35373243
>he still believes in the shy bookworm girl meme

>>35373486
hey there are totally girls out there like that!

Me:
>25
>Male
>King manlet
>Black hair
>Brown eyes
>Fatty McFatass
>NEET

Her:
>/fit/ as fuark
>Willing to put with my shit
>Willing to teach and train me in the ways of SS+GOMAD

Any person, sane or broken, willing to put with my shit deserves that I put with his or her shit as well.

>>35373466
>17
look dude you gotta lie and say youre 18

25, Male, 5'8'', lanklet, brown hair, hazel eyes, "NEET" but it's basically just househusband at this point.

I'm with my ideal partner, she's qt3.14 sweetheart and looks a great deal like Crispy to give a frame of reference. Likes to read and draw, watch me play video games, and cook.

NO, I won't get off this board. I was a KV with no friends for 23 years and I basically won the fucking lottery with her. I still don't know how it happened and constantly question (internally) why she likes me. If this doesn't work out I'm alone forever. I got lucky once, it won't happen twice.

>>35373508
Why do I have to be 18 ?

Cant wait for all the "fembots" to find this thread and make all the thirsty guys go mental asking where they are.

5'9
>inb4 manlet
Used to work out, so I still have muscle. It makes me look chubbier now cause I have more fat.
Brown eyes
Tanned skin
Good build.

Her:
Height, I don't care. Could even be taller than me
Don't care about hair colour, although brunette is preferred.
Breasts A-C
I just want her to be kind and submissive, also be able to have deep conversation and discussion.

I'm just a hopeless romantic at heart and I want to do all that lovey dovey shit that real couple can but won't do.

>>35373569
cause you gotta be 18 to post on 4chan otherwise youll get banned my dude

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Me
>19 but I look 16 or 15, somewhat on the short side (5'9). Dirty blonde hair, blue eyes. Quite but talkative when im with friends.

Her
>Brown hair, brown eyes, pale skin. Preferably curly hair but not a big deal. Introverted personality but is sweet and funny when she opens up when comfortable

>>35373466
So are you a boy, or a girl? Oreganilito

>>35373486
>>35373491

There are girls out there like that, and they are not whatever you think they are.

>>35373613
what are they like then anon?
I mean I'm not real picky so as long as we can connect not much else matters

>>35372861
Sadly haven't lived there since I was younger

>>35373079

I want someone to do all this desu

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6' tall white long-haired male. fat but not a total planet (240 lbs) blue eyes, brown hair. neet

my type is pretty much:
pale
blonde hair
awkward/autistic
weeaboo

as for her weight i don't really mind if she's skinny or chubby or even fat (to a certain point, i couldn't bring myself to date someone who was above like 300 pounds because that's just a ridiculous lack of self control and they'd probably have bad hygiene)

>>35373697
What if she wasn't fat and 300 pounds, but instead a giant and 300 pounds

>>35373724
is that even possible?

i'd consider it i suppose

i'm not much for the whole /ss/ size difference thing though

>>35373594
Oh, I've never used this site before. But, yes, it was a typo. I definitely meant to write 18

Me:
Tall (190cm) skelly
Deep voice
Stoic
Friendly

Her:
Sweet
Intelligent
Pretty face

>>35373820
oh of course anon its like how after the new year you forget to change the year when putting the date

>>35373610
Im a girl who doesn't know what 'oreganilito' means

>>35373844
oh man youre so new. Just like how I saved your ass like 2 secs ago. r9k wont let you type out a message that has already been typed out to prevent mass spamming. So its a weird way of spelling "original"

>>35373820
Why hello there my fellow adult, how is the grown up life treating you on this fine day?

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>>35372588
Me: INTJ, cold and calculated

Her: More intelligent than me, the ability to hold a conversation much better than I can.

Is it so much to ask friends

>>35373859
Wow, I'm learning so much. Plus, I've had to select the squares of so many shop-fronts its becoming muscle memory

>>35373883
remember youre here forever anon. So what brings you to this board?

>>35372588
me
>19
>male
>average height
>underweight border skelly mode
>people of color, not shade
>neet hoping to be accepted into college this fall
>vidya gaymer

ideal partner
>I guess someone who isnt unhealthy obese
>nice, not rude or ill intented
>share interest (vidya)

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>>35372588
Me:
>33
>virgin
>fat
>ugly
>unkempt
>balding
>probably can't even get it up

Her:
>1000 years old extremely beautiful and perverted loli demon

>>35373870
Being an adult is fantastic, I just love voting, drinking and the ability to give myself lung cancer.

>>35373893
Just been exposed to a lot of hate about 4chan, I decided to see what its all about. I've mainly just been trawling the Animals & Nature category but I've decided to expand my horizons

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Me: 19 yo; 5,9; ENTP; dominant yet cooperative, blue eyes, white, quite skinny; unhappy.
Her stats: cute appearance, kind and passive (prob. INFP), extremely awkward, 5.2 or lower.

>>35373920
haha well you wont see much hate there. s4s, b, pol, and r9k are the main ones for shitposting. the rest are tame/boring. this board is for lonely dudes who cant get dates and we sit around and complain. so youre welcome to lurk but youll get hate pretty fast. since its late here in america not many people on.

>no response

what'd i expect

>>35373920
Leave this board at once.

>>35373844
It doesn't mean anything >>35373959
We were making sure the results were in. It's autism.

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>>35372588
Me: 20, Male, Average height, fat, dark brown hair, brown eyes, NEET, and a wicked sense of humor

For me, it's a girl who doesn't care about my status, but is willing to stay loyal and meet all of my desires.
Short, tall, it doesn't matter to me. Horrible disfigurements don't really bother me, as long as they're a female, a natural female, I'm okay.
Ideally, they are fertile.

me
>stinky fart beast

her
>will clean my house

>>35374008
Best one so far, anon. Very realistic

Me: Skinny, male, litteral faggot dirty blonde, hazel eyes 20 y/o 5'10". Terrible social skills, clingy, anxiety, manic depressive NEET, introverted, like /tg/ and some /v/, mild interest in /a/
Him: Not fat, not hideous, more outgoing than me, willing to fuck me, and put up with my shit.

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me: some 22 yo white NEET with an okay body/face, 0 (zero) prospects and a unappealing personality

her:
>female aged 18-25
>white-light skinned nip
>generally attractive and not fat
>intelligent and learned
>mild mannered but doesn't unnecessarily walk on eggshells
>good banter and pointless musings
>selfless but not a bleeding heart
>understanding and accommodating but not empathetic
>unassuming
>doesn't have any real relationships but me
>we would never have sex because that is not something she would ask for and I would never defile the person I love and respect

I wont waste my time with anyone lesser

>>35372588
Sauce on succubus trap yaoi. I used to look at it on fakku but haven't been able to find it since.

>Me: 22, male, heavy smoker, very muscular, martial arts fanatic, right wing and look the part

>age is irrelevant, but >16/<30 would be nice
>not fat, but chubby and huggable is cute af
>"pretty" face, doesn't have to be beautiful but rather cute
>sweet personality, left leaning, kind to everything
>redhead is optional

Pretty much a clone of my first and only gf (moved to another country after two years)

>>35373903
If you're 18 you still can't drink.
COME ON MAN, GET YOUR ACT TOGETHER!!!