>Born with Kallmann syndrome >Inch shy of five feet @ 24

What's kallmann syndrome

>>35371798
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHA

KING MANLET LMAO AHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHA

Post pic of yourself
You have been muted for 8 seconds, because your comment was not original.

>>35371798

At least you have an a valid reason for your failures. Rest assured there was nothing you could have done to have prevented this.

>>35371822
Lame

>>35371813
Google it you lazy fuck

>>35371813
Google exists you idiot

>>35371798
Become Andy Milonakis, take advantage of it and get shit on discount. Every woman can be a mommy gf. Don't give up my dude.

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>>35371855
>>35371857
Cool I was trying to be nice and have a convo, but now I'm going to rub in all the female attention I get.

Enjoy

>>35371813
It's where you're body doesn't successfully initiate/execute puberty.

>>35371822
Sorry (You)'re so insecure buddy.

>>35371843
I've posted on another Chan before and I got banned. Posting here is enjoyable so I'd rather not make that mistake again.

>>35371855
Thanks I think.

>>35371881
I'm sure there are a lot of mommies and daddies out there, but I don't know if that is right for me. I have to settle for kids clothes anyways though so meh.

>>35371798
Well atleast you know true suffering. Im kinda ugly and I'm a a meme manlet but if I was actually 5feet I wouldnt be able to survive. The fact you made it 24 years through a genetic hell makes you a strong man, keep going things will look up I'm sure.

>>35371798
Become a kid actor OP

They are actually in very high demand, kids can't act for shit because they're mentally immature but lots of directors want them

>>35371798
Why don't you get testosterone supplements?

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>>35371798
I'm in a similar situation. I'm 22 but I'm 5'1 and have a baby face and no facial hair whatsoever. I often get mistaken for a teenager, get ID'd at the liquor store (bear in mind the legal age is 18 so to have it happen at this age is humiliating) and get treated like a child.

It goes without saying that I'm a khhv.

>>35371909
Kek, is this some kind of joke? You fucking faggot.

>>35371939
You can't seriously think a 24 year old well past any physical growth stages can take supplements and it will make any meaningful difference?

>>35371939
NOOOOOO DO NOT DO THIS. You have the privilege of being a perfect qt shota forever don't fucking it up.

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>>35371909
You can't be this special anon, you are beyond sad.
>People called me out on being stupid
>yeah well I-I get attention from g-girls
Fuck off you retarded normie

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>Hey gurl, wanna /ss/?

>>35371998
How can a mudshit be so cute?

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>>35371972
No people are being dicks. Then you fags wonder why nobody likes you in real life. Stay mad

>>35371928
Being short isn't awful. I'd like to think I look cute, but my face is still kinda babyish.

>>35371936
I dunno how is get into that.

>>35371939
Tried, didn't work for me. I don't have the money for many other options.

>>35371953
Feels bad. I tried drinking a few years ago and I got trashed. I guess I'm a lightweight.

>>35371964
I could probably get a lot of money by being one, honestly. I get lots of stares in the locker room. At least my dick is proportional to the rest of me.

>>35371998
>Long hair

>>35371798
>Has friends irl
>Claims to be fucked up

Get a load of this guy.

>>35371798

Does that mean you have no refractory periods when you masturbate?

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>>35371953
>It goes without saying that I'm a khhv.

Take the most racist KKK speech of all time and replace "black" with "short". That's how all women think and society accepts this.

>>35372050
I had friends when I was younger. Most friendships have went downhill since sophomore year though.

>>35372057
Nope. Body didn't produce sperm so nothing comes out. Shame because I've heard it feels better but fuck me.

>>35371972

I lol'd at this post, you got btfo in a funny way text poster anon >>35371909

>>35372028
>lol im better looking than all you

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-3079770/Scrawny-bartender-condition-left-looking-like-child-ripped-bodybuilder-thanks-hormone-jabs.html

You can do it OP

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>>35371798
damn man I genuinely feel bad for you, keep your head up dude play it in your advantage if you can find a way to. be an actor or something idk what to say man but, I definetly feel for you man

>>35372081
This, lads, is what we call the rare black pill. This truth transcends red and blue. It's the most bitter of all pills and not many can cope with its effects.

>>35372037
>shota
Become a trap.

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>>35372112
Fuck man perhaps I should kill myself? I wonder how many of your oneitis's I fucked

Lulz

>>35372028
You're an idiot. Use google next time you retarded mong. Asking easily verifiable questions is not starting a conversation.

>>35372157
It would be better to laugh along with everyone else and quit while you're ahead t b h

I want to hear more stuff about the OP.

>>35372121
>testosterone replacement therapy

>>35372148
Can't. I'm not gonna grow my hair out to please weirdos.

>>35372157
You converse with girls like an autist? Being serious, are you autistic/aspergers?

>>35372181
Ask whatever if you want. I can tell you about me and a bit about the syndrome. I don't talk about it much irl. Most people either don't know about it or they are too uncomfortable to ask.

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>>35372120
Yep and I shall bask in the juices of all the vagina you could only dream of touching. Saved this gem, tfw women don't understand you need food to fuel your greek god physique.

I'm surprised there aren't a few women with this issue who decided to make porn. They could make a killing, hell boys could too probably.

>>35372235
kek i've never left a woman's house after sex to go grub. that's pretty funny.

could have at least been like 'i'm fucking starving but this was fun'

>>35372181
4chan is srs business, I'm goin to bed anyway.

Gnight anonymous 4chan users

>>35372255
There probably are. But a lot are indistinguishable from children and you can imagine the issues.

>>35371798
Couldn't you have been prescribed Human Growth Hormone to fix all that?

>>35372269
Stupid city women never have any fucking food in the house. She literally offered me carrots and peanut butter.

>>35372235
If you had a decent dick she wouldn't be pissed off bullshit reasons and saying she doesnt want more
I'm an ugly autist, but once i give a girl my huge dick, she always wants more

>>35372301
I didn't realize the issue until my teens. Now I can't afford treatment and I've seen some disasters come out of hormone therapy anyways. I'd rather look prepubescent than like some half baked monstrosity desu.

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>I never knew I
>Have a new house or a new car
>Couple years ago I was more poorer than you are
>I aint got that bad of a mouth do I?
>fuck shit ass bitch cunt scooby-di-doo-wop

Chin up OP, you never know what the future holds. You can be just like me.

>>35372337
I dont get laid often, but i've fucked 4 girls and i could booty call any of them and probably get laid if i wanted
Fucked them all multiple times

Are you mentally an adult? Considering you're here it's unlikely but I mean do you want to do childish things and behave like a kid? What does your family think of you? Do you still live at home?

>>35372235
What the other guy said, that's her way of saying you're shit in bed
So obvious, people don't just get mad for stupid reasons like that. Only bitches do when they need an excuse to dump you

Can't believe you're proud of that shit

>>35372405
I'd like to think so. I hang out with kids pretty often because I don't stick out and its pretty nice. Usually shit like sleepovers, football, sometimes basketball. I refrain from their bad ideas though. My family likes me but they are pretty protective. I live at home because my parents still see me as a kid I guess. Small = not able to take care of myself apparently.

>>35371798
Sorry to hear that friend. Makes me hate normalfags even more for shitting up this place while people like you have to go through their bullcrap to find decent content.

>>35372467
Kek so you mid 20s and still have sleepovers with children? Thats cute. I'm kinda jelly desu. It's like childhood forever.

>>35372500
Yep. I stay clear of girls though. They can be pretty bitchy until highschool.

>>35371909
>bragging with having sex on r9fuckingk
Yep, you really made it pal.

Anyone else interested in asking anything before I go to bed?

>>35372740
Will you post your dick pls
OriginaI

>>35372766
Not without risking a ban.

>>35372157
I've seen this screenshot numerous times on r9k, is it you every time or did you just save it?

>>35372811
Risk it pussy

>>35371798
I feel for you OP. I was a reviewbrah-tier late bloomer (didn't hit puberty until 16) so I can sympathize. Going through high school looking like a little kid was hell, and going through university looking like an early high school student wasn't much better. Can't even imagine what it's like for you out there in the full blown adult world looking like that. I still have moments where I feel anxious and out of place doing "adult" activities like grocery shopping because I can't quite fully shake that view of myself as a little kid.

Good luck out there, brother.

>>35372811
Do you even have a penis? One of the first results on Google image search for Kallmann syndrome is this weird ballsack thing with no penis.

>>35373013
Yep. It's not impressive though.

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maybe you just have something fucky with your pituitary gland

talk to your doctor for options

>>35372157
>>35372028
>>35371909
I fuck you are the saddest most pathetic being ever, >b-but I can posy t-tinder images to try and prove how much b-better I am
Anon no one is buying it

>>35373061
Post it please, I have a theoretical degree in medicine

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-3079770/Scrawny-bartender-condition-left-looking-like-child-ripped-bodybuilder-thanks-hormone-jabs.html my mans my mans why don't you try what this guy with kallmans did

>>35373196
Again, I'm going to avoid the ban. It looks like pizza and I don't want to deal with that shit.

Don't give up hope friendo.

Koksal Baba is like 2 feet tall and he don't give a fuck

Lets face it, You're not fated to live a normal life.

So stop trying. Enjoy the absurdity of it all. Don't let this cruel joke get you down. Just go mental.

>>35371798
>4'11"

I believe you need to start looking into women of your own kind, anon. Are there not meet ups for exceedingly short people?

>>35371953
I'm 32 and 6' and a KHHV.

When the chads tell you it doesn't make a difference you should listen to them. That's one of the few things I've learned they're telling the truth about. Being beta goes beyond the physical.

>>35372026

a pedo pork fart sniffer. what a surprise

>>35373294

What's your favourite way to masturbate?