>manlets will never get laid >got myself a blue eyed blonde

You look like a highschooler whose head belongs down a fuckin toilet m8

Too bad she's fucking Chad behind the scenes you dumb unaware KEKOLD
DIE

>>35371055
good for you anon
how big is her dick?

>>35371055
Qt is a stretch but not bad for you my man.

>>35371055
I'm considered very attractive and I have a thing for manlets. We exist. You can't complain unless you are a manlet AND ugly.

>>35371126
This. Women will always be programmed to want to cheat on their beta provider with better genes if his genes are sub-par and objectively flawed, like manlets are

>>35371055
Nobody said manlets can't get laid.

Nobody probably even saw you as a manlet until you dwarfed yourself by dating a relative giraffe.

Should have found someone your height or below, not hard to do.

reeeeeeeeee

>>35371055
She looks twice your age dude

>>35371055
Your mom is pretty young.

Manlets can get laid. They just can't avoid getting cucked by taller guys in a relationship
All it takes is a tall chad to hit on her, of course she is going to want something every women tells her is better

>>35371055
Can you post a pic of her raping your ass with a dildo or in some way dominating you?

>>35371055
She's a 3/10 at best mate.

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>>35371055
Quick question: can her jaw, in fact, be used to cut glass?

>>35371191
How tall are you and what height would be ideal for you?

>>35371055
Itt salty autists trying to put down one of their own for making it

Pathetic

>>35371269
Dude she looks fucking 30-40

>>35371267
Don't listen to that lying whore
This is how fembots and stacies feel better about being whores, by spouting bullshit like this that's supposed to make us feel better

>>35371269
By the way he talks he's an obnoxious cyborg at best.

>>35371055
I don't understand when I see lil niggas with girlfriends like that. They must have charisma

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>le chad
>le boogeyman of /r9k/

Seriously, grow up you bunch of losers, it's not that hard to get a girlfriend, if y'all got out of your basement for at least one day you'll know what it feels like to talk to a girl.

>>35371278
no she doesn't she looks like she's in her 20s and is at least a 6/10 not even OP

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>>35371269
The truth is that robots revel in each other's misery.

When someone actually makes steps to improving themself, a robots light up with envy because he's too weak to do the same and he prefers to think that the people he empathizes with are too.

>>35371310
I'm around girls my age all day at work and I can barely say hi to them.

>>35371314
I want what you're smoking

>>35371314
Objective opinion here:
5/10 for her. He looks like he's a teenager, she looks late twenties, early thirties. She looks like she may have had a kid already, as well. Has that "motherly" look.

>>35371267
I'm 5'5 if I remember correctly. Maybe 5'3 or 5'4 would be cute, but then again I'm not picky if he's attractive.

>>35371375
I'm 5'11, so rp'ing anon of truth, should I tell girls I'm 6'?

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>>35371055
she's a coalchucker who doubted her ways

>>35371332
where do you work?

origig

>>35371400
Yes, do it. They won't tell the difference, girls are fucking stupid.

>>35371472
Retail. When I'm in the lunch room with a female coworker under 30 or so, my mind goes blank and I become aware of stuff like how loudly I'm breathing and if I try to say hi it comes out as a squeak because my vocal chords are constricted.

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>>35371055
Why don't you offer your asshole to your mistress like a proper sissy would?

>tfw no tall gf to bully and dominate me

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>>35371055
Elliot would be mad as fuck if he'd read this thread

>>35371400
Girls cant estimate dick size even close at all. They wont notice an inch of height
5'11'' is the true minimum because you can just say you're 6 feet and no one will know
Girls like 6 feet because of the social statues that comes with it

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>>35371191
>>35371375
this is to good to be true, but i like what I'm hearing

you like twinks, m'lady?

>>35371506
>>35371587
ok I'll do it then.

>>35371519
what retail/store specifically? I hopefully will get a job eventually and would rather have one with lots of qts than one without.

>>35371633
Donald Trump says that Ivanka is 6 feet tall, but she's 5'11''
It's just a pretty standard thing to say
Rolls off the tongue better

>>35371519
LMFAO I would pay to see that irl.

>>35371055
Good for you but it does look like she's your older sister or something, I have no idea how you did it op. I'd be embarrased to even upload that online desu.

>>35371055
>posting a picture of you and your mom on r9k

Sad!

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>>35371696
I feel embarrassed too but it all goes away when I fill her pussy and ass hole up with my cum and she turns red as a tomato asking me to rub her ass hole

>>35371310
don't lie, i go out from time to time, i go to work, i am part of a workout group, etc.

getting a gf is nightmare mode, it's literally the hardest thing in the world to me

i'll assasinate trump before i get a gf

hell ill become president of usa before i get a gf

>>35371591
Depends on how attractive the "twink" is
>m'lady
Blew it buckoooo

5'5" I rolled dubs as my height . End my life please I would trade my good looks to be an ugly 6 footer .

GUH. I'm a tall fembot and I looveee short effeminate men, but they are all gay or too shy or don't like me because I make them insecure being a foot taller than them.

>>35372726
H-how tall are you, real female friends original comment

>>35372763
I'm 6'1 ~ You?

I'm 5'7

girl that likes me is 5'11

lmao just b urself bro

>>35372726
I'll take it, where u at?

>>35372813
I'm 5'4 but I'm pretty shy too

>>35372726
You don't like short, handsome, masculine men?

>be 5'7"
>have good looks
>have well paid job
>have friends and social circles

Surprise surprise, I'm actually popular with girls and get laid easily. Height is just a meme (unless you are a midget or circus freak tall).

>>35373181
Not her, but it depends on what you mean by masculine for myself. Attractive masculine is suit and tie guys, unattractive maculine is hairy baras with beards

>>35373203
>have good looks

If you were 5/10 you'd be boned.

>>35371092
>>35371151
>>35371222
I keked

Orig

>>35372109
>Blew it buckoooo
lol i was only meme-ing don't be so mean

plus there is nothing to blow, i live no where near you even if i had a chance with you

still thanks for sharing this with us, it really helps with our confidence

how do you feel about shy boys?

>>35373219
By masculine I mean someone who is not feminine, someone clearly a guy, well groomed suit wearing type. Not an overcompensating gym rat on steroids.

You look about 16 and Jewish, OP.

Here's your past: you guys went on several dates before doing anything intimate. You listen to her problems and agree with her on everything. You buy her gifts every now and then to make her happpy.

Here's your future: a couple more months of bliss. Then some arguments, back and forth between love and dispute. After a year either she has broken up with you or she sleeps with a more masculine man behind your back.

>>35373357
Things that would happen all the same if he were 6'3".

Is that Andy Samberg