Seriously ...when are you guys gonna realize that NICE GUYS REALLY

I didn't choose to be short and ugly

Women actually do like nice guys, they just don't like 'nice guys'

>>35370490
>Women actually do like nice guys, they just don't like 'nice guys'
What did he mean by this?

>>35370444
>I want to buy you food and pay for you to see a movie
What a bad boy

you give every girl this line, do you ever get anywhere with them? do you use the roasties then just dump their asses the next morning?

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>>35370444
>you are a VIRGIN because you CHOOSE so
so are you gonna offer me some pussy or what

>>35370489
Kek, this. x100

>>35370490
No they marry nice guys after theyve ridden the cock carousel for their prime years.

>inb4 a roastie calls me an angry little man.

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can confirm

>out of shit relationship
>neighbor girl i was into now in a relationship, and its going shit
>slide in her dms and send dick pics

time for cucking bois

>>35370513
t. creepy, beta orbiters
girls like nice guys, (i.e. guys who do them favors, give them compliments) not obey their every want/need, obsess over them

>>35370608
What if you had a 5"x4" dick like me?

>>35370513
Guys who call themselves nice guys generally aren't very nice at all.

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>>35370573
Vocally kek'd

Everybody report this thread thanks

Fuck you SushiBro cunt

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>>35370608

She's mocking you because of your tiny dick hahahahahaha

>>35370602
untrue
im a """nice guy""" and took my gf'S virginity

>>35370629
I try to be nice, I offer to help people all the time and little old ladies call me a sweetheart.

But I'm also fat, awkward, and extremely unassertive.

>>35370672
damn dude flamed

>>35370444
Honestly, I don't say things like OP's pic nt to be nice, but because I don't want to risk getting kicked out of my university, arrested, or having my reputation destroyed over sexual harassment claims. Already had that happen once.

>>35370490
I think what they're trying to say is that girls like guys who are generally nice people, not the type of guys who feel like filling the basic human requirement of social decency nets them a meaningful relationship.

>>35370786
It's lit as in *fire* dumbass.

>>35370881
Gf I claimed normie speak.

Man every single day

>why do these types of women disgust me
I don't even want to date girls my age the just seem like terrible people

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>>35370444
>thumbnail is clearly a fat chick

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Not exactly 10/10 material we're dealing with here

Lmao wow op u can get a fat girl wooooow impressive

>>35370860
Girls like guys who are genuinely nice. A "nice guy" is a typical /r9k/ sperglord, who behaves like a creepy beta orbiter, and isn't actually nice.

>I'm the nicest guy in the world I'll show her how much she means to me I sent 600 emails yesterday

>>35372296
SMART THINKING PAUL!

>>35372296
I miss these memes

just be yourself, unless you're a loser

>>35370608

How about you throw your buddies are /r9k/ a bone and let us see that cawk.

>>35370444
What do you do once you have their snapchats?

>>35370444

10/10 conversations , such humor.

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Im currently about to fuck my 58th tinder girl at this exact moment so heres a little sneak peak at how my night is going so far , just bee urself and you too can get laid every night just like me , I tried typing that without it sounding too douchey
https://my.mixtape.moe/oamccf.mp4

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>>35372960
>https://my.mixtape.moe/oamccf.mp4
jesus christ I'm so jelous right now, got 4 numbers of girls who were down to fuck but only one actually met up.

How do you do it?

tfw r9k has become a cespit of normies

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>>35370444
I think your right, but i really dont want to just have sex with sluts.

I want a cute gf to do cute things with and have cute sex with. I really like cute things.

>>35372296
Women could also get away with verbal assault.

A guy can't hit a woman ever because society. My older brother went to jail for hitting my sister once. It wasn't even that bad, she was just exaggerating.

>>35373488
Cute sex? Faggot shit.

>>35370608
Slide in her dms
Stop talking like a nigger

>>35372960
trips sez show profile heathen

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>>35372681
>tfw genuine nice guy
>too scared of women to ask them out

You just need to find your niche and approach depending on your circumstances. You can be a "nice guy" who isn't very attractive and still go on dates and get laid. Just don't be fucking boring and lame. Get interesting hobbies and don't sit at your computer all day. Go to group events. You WILL meet a girl there who you will talk to for a bit. Get her interested in you and be interested in her. Make sure you get her contact information (this is the indicator to her that you want something). Set up a date in less than a week.

Just for the love of god don't be fucking boring. (VIDEO GAMES ARE NOT A HOBBY)

>>35370444
SHUT THE FUCK UP MICROCEPHALOUS!

>>35374557
>Go to group events. You WILL meet a girl there who you will talk to for a bit.
Lol fucking nope.

>>35370444
lmao is that you sushi bro?
you sad sap

>>35370444
>NICE GUYS REALLY DO FINISH LAST

>fucking sluts from a degeneracy app

I think you and I are running in a different race, friend.

>>35374384
That's unfortunate. But you do realize that being nice has nothing to do with whether you're Chad or a beta virgin?

>when you tell someone youre going to hit them up
>troll them for 2 hours saying youre almost there when you havent even left your share

https://my.mixtape.moe/iqpodw.mp4

>>35376108
Stop fucking about in the fembots thread and post contact here instead.

Do you have the proper Newfie dialect, too?

5'7", skinnyfat, ugly, girlish voice and have a lot of options.

What's your excuse?

>>35376677
I snapped you baby girl

>>35370513
They like orbiters who will buy them things and take her places but don't demand sex after. They DONT like orbiters that do that stuff and demand sex.

>>35372681

Dude I fucking remember that shit, that was too much, it had to be fake

>>35370444
>a good girl star
lmfao you're still doing this?

>>35374557

>Video games are not a hobby

Shut the fuck up retard, I've made dozens of friends male and female, through vidya. Bet you're ok with girls putting "foodie" in hobbies though, which is just fucking eating.